Cynical Libertarian Society

Anarchy Moment 0259 – Ecko-wacko Wet Dream Comes True. Eco-wackos Flock To Orange Man and Beg Him To Save Them.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:34:16 — 90.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWhy does The Great One make the mistake of looking at social media? Probably because he is stupid. TGO is not in the mood for this shit. It’s a nice sunny day outside and TGO should be outside biking or hiking or simply strolling around watching the boomers drop like flies. Instead he’s bitching at the internet because he’s surrounded by idiots. Like this idiot who is an idiot but makes a few good points as well. Read the full thread here: https://twitter.com/dafrankel/status/1238938437606146049 Why do I … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 54.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSA virus that kills boomers. There is a God after all. The Great One rambles incoherently about: Piggott not writing his book. Clarey being a boomer. Restaurants being filthy. Why I didn’t podcast on Friday. Toilet paper. Blaming the President. If only the government had an organization with the purpose of controlling diseases. Exporting manufacturing to China. Open boarders. A listen email about how the Boomervirus took his job(s). The Boomervirus takes The Great One’s job(s). And many other things some of which make sense and … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0626 – It’s A Binary. You Either Take The Yellow/Black Pill or You Are Clueless.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 53.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Master Podcaster known as The Great One, Himself shows you candy-ass bitches how it’s done in this spectacular episode of Stating The Obvious. TGO riffs from one observation to the next imparting his great wisdom to those smart enough to listen. Amongst the topics covered are: TJ Martinell and homosexual victory parades trannies with Windows10 controlling nuclear weapons Adam Piggott and the ugly world we live in are you clueless the movie Clueless Alicia Silverstone was at least a 9.1 women’s day being on 23 … Continue reading →

Linkage: 10 March, 2020 – On Overcoming The Illusion Of The Importance Of Non-importance. #CLSology

Greetings friends, enemies, lovers and fighters. The Great One is in a pretty good mood for someone who just failed at approaching a girl with a mega-hot (or hawt as our friend and hero to all men Adam Piggott would say) ass. But then I’ve failed at may things. Mostly due to the oppression of the patriarchy. You may wonder . . . Great One, what has thou failed at? Let me tell you about it. I failed at being born into a time when sanity was common place. I failed at being born to rich parents. I failed at … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSHappy Monday. The Great One was going to talk about books he’s reading. Instead . . . Starting the podcast off with stories of theft things quickly degenerate into The Great One reminding you that: You are tax cattle. You are a slave. The government doesn’t care about you. Your precious National Socialist government will never exist and even if it does will not save you. Taxation is theft. Taxation is 100% theft. No one has consented to being taxed. You should go outside and get … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0013 – Nineteen Year Old Children Enlighten Us Old Stupid People.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:17:45 — 77.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSYes it’s true – you are getting Friday’s podcast on Saturday. Yesterday was a shit-storm of activity coupled with the interwebz dropping out. But I know you survived because my listeners are survivors. On with it . . . Katrina and Fynn take the time to enlighten us stupid people about politics. You are, wait I mean “u r” gonna wanna tune in to this episode to get ‘hold of some serious wisdom. For example did you know that telling lies is how you prove your … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0624 – Radical Extremist Hardliners! With Extra Anti-Semitism! Oh My!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 54.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSMore “news” from more “journalist” today. Today we have a good example of how “journalism” uses nebulous words which don’t really mean anything to scare low intelligence people. Today’s headlines: Base Shooter Had Radical Views Radical views. You see that? His views are “radical”. Which of course means anti-Semitic. Weinstein Reaches $47 Million Settlement And where did the “journalists” get this information? From “people familiar with the matter.” On the one hand I want to make fun of (((Weinstein))) for the (((obvious reasons))). On the other … Continue reading →

Linkage: 3 March, 2020 – The Low Hanging Fruit of Twitter. #CLSology

The Great One is in a foul mood this morning. What else is new you ask. More importantly, why should you care. You came here for some linkage not to hear about TGO’s feelz. Thing is that what with TGO being in such a state of grumpiness and lack of sleep you may or may not be getting any linkage. What to do? Press on of course. One must only go forward. I’d like to comment upon some of Piggott’s writings but that would require a serious time investment on my part. More time than I can spare right now. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0623 – Iranians With Guns Installing Hot Tubs. Only The Government Can Save Us (and build the roads).

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 54.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI like the news. Do you like the news? After a few updates on things that piss me off we get to the news. Without the government who will regulate plumbers? Or to put it another way, men are stupid. The government of Texas will now allow you to leave your home with your own property. Gangs will run wild. Pence celebrates diversity in the military. So much for making America great again. Spend! Consume! Debt. My Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0258 – The Great One Wastes Part Of His Finite Life Attempting To Warn Women. You’re Welcome.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 12:41 — 24.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this early morning episode of filled with anarchy The Great One talks about being grateful for sunlight, never kissing his sister, and attempts to warn women that yes they do need men. Women will not listen and continue to provide TGO with endless entertainment. Do your fish-bicycle shopping through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0012 – “Americans today have been taught a history of failed communism…” Whines A Zoomer. That’s Because Communism Has Never Been Successful.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:17:45 — 77.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn today’s episode a slightly drunk Great One yells at the interwebz about all kinds of stuff. Eventually he gets around to talking about a stupid college zoomer that might be a boy or might be a girl but is certainly overweight and thinks that we shouldn’t be dissing on Marxism. Because capitalism sucks. All the things capitalism provides for fat zoomers who don’t know if they are boys or girls are good. But the part where other people profit is bad. M’kay? Buy the Communist … Continue reading →

Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology

The Great One sits down at the computer to write linkage and . . . I don’t know yet. I just started. Is TGO going to exhamine Adam Piggott’s post about homosexuals coming for/on/in your children? Even TGO doesn’t know right this moment. You may wonder how it is that TGO knows not his own future. Let The Great One tell you about it. All of us, yes even The Great One, Himself – founder of the Cynical Libertarian Society, on the internet since 1999, podcasting for 15 years, who is right, has always been right, will always be right, … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0622 -The Great One Offends Everyone. But It’s Art and I’ve Been Doing This For Months So It’s Freedom Of Speech.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:24:50 — 81.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSTrigger Warning: If you are asian you might be highly offended by this episode as I totally forgot to insult asians. I’m sure that now I’m racist against asians since I didn’t say anything about you. Fucking Jesus Christ on a stick (now that’s some art!) get over yourself. I’ll insult asians next time around. This episode is maybe just a bit offensive. Snowflakes might experience some melting. In this episode: Maybe not everyone is cut out for college. Police collar bestiality suspect. Get it? Get … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:00 — 83.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAfter telling you about my morning we read a comment on the website and discover that yes, all women are like that. Then it’s off to first world white girl problems! In this episode of first world white girl problems: She wants to keep her boyfriend and she can’t lose her job. What is the obvious way to achieve theses two results? Her relationship with the boyfriend has “trust, loyalty, love and happiness” but he will not marry her. Should she leave him and find a … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:00 — 82.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Her boyfriend is smarter than her and makes more money than her. Of course he is and of course he does. If he didn’t he wouldn’t be her boyfriend. Women don’t date down. Men date down. She’s a “newspaperwoman” on the West Coast. We’ve already identified the problem. She “somehow” let a man who isn’t the father of her child think he isn’t the father of her child. All will become obvious soon as “the baby won’t … Continue reading →