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Stating The Obvious 0810 – Listener Submissions: What If All Women Killed Themselves at 26 Years Old? A Whore-i-fying Story About A Woman’s Ambition For Greatness.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadI’m short on time for show notes. I’ll get links and all that stuff in the next episode. A 26 year old woman who has 1 million followers on TokTik kills herself because no one was paying attention to her. What if all women killed themselves when they turned 26? Paradise. That’s what. Another woman sets out to have … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0809 – Earth Shaking Developments Are Shaking The Earth As They Develop. Legislating Our Way Out Of This Is Not An Option.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Earth shaking news is Earth shaking. Maddox’s x-girlfriend Marie Valenzuela (a school teacher) is pregnant. Dick Masterson may or may not be the father. On top of that Sean is leaving the show. This is gonna affect listenership. Sean’s announcement in the link below: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/1h51bas/sean_leaving_clip/?rdt=46409 Opinions from TDS listeners: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/1h4uxcn/sean_has_been_the_greatest_cohost_we_didnt_know/ https://www.reddit.com/r/biggestproblem/comments/1fj36b3/just_finished_the_latest_dick_show_and_i_dont_see/ Meanwhile Bitcoin which was coming to an end a few months ago has hit $100,000. Reminder: Comparing bitcoin to dollars isn’t like comparing apples to oranges. Apples and oranges are real. Bitcoin and the dollar are both imaginary. This is comparing gryphons … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0808 – We Could Have Had A Sane Society With Moonbases. Instead We Got Day Care For Trannies.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One is back to rant some more about ranty rants. What’s pissing him off today? You know the answer. Everything. However the things he’s going to bitch about in particular are: More about colour TVs and how stuff does not equal prosperity. Which do you want? Cheap TVs in a dystopia or expensive TVs in a sane society. Did Hummus call for a cease fire? I seen a headline to that effect but don’t care enough to follow up. If so, what about my prediction there will be a war for Israel … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0807 – The Great One Has Solutions To Problems. If Only He Could Solve His Problems.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWell kids, the show notes ain’t gonna write themselves. The Great One is busy as hell and this is cutting into my gaming and reading time. Good thing I decided to fast today as I haven’t had time to eat. Things I’m gonna tangent and rant and talk about today. Common Filth. I think he listens to my podcast. He keeps stealing my material. He’s only stolen my material 4 times ever but I’m going to blow it out of proportion. He’s put out some really good episodes recently and I can recommend you … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0806 – Australia Leads The Dystopian Decline. Why I Can’t Talk To Normies. Conquering American Indians. Movies. All With a Side Of Tangenting.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One thought maybe the podcast would record itself while he was watching movies, eating, drinking, and gaming. Apparently he was wrong. Again. For someone who has never been wrong The Great One sure as shit is wrong about a great number of things. On Thanksgiving after The Great One finished stealing land from Indians (it wasn’t hard, they were all drunk) he watched movies. Father Goose with Cary Grant. If you have not seen this movie you need to see it now. Southland Tales. If you have not seen this movie you … Continue reading →

Thanksgiving 2024

As the WuVaxxed high school students continue to drop dead and men play women’s volleyball The Great One drinks his coffee and continues to not podcast. He returned recently from working out of state. He went three weeks with no computer games. He still has a huge list of things that must be done. He has a more biggly list of things he wants to do. What’s really going to happen on this snowy Thanksgiving day is that The Great One is going to watch Father Goose, eat much yummy food, drink booze, and play computer games. He will get … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0805 – Blind Date Episode IV: Blind Date Episode IV: Life Is Hard When You’re A Man. It’s Even Harder When You’re A Dope Smoking Sissy.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn today’s episode we return the the blind date between an fat coloured woman and a plumber who dresses like a plumber. Scott started strong. His hatred of lead blowers resonated with The Great One. Ru started weak. We all know The Great One hates women, fat people, and coloureds. Ru was up against so serious bias. As this interview progresses Scott starts to fall apart. Is this the type of person you’d normally date? R: I am interested in people who have characteristics that he has, yes. S: no. I’ve been on Tinder … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0804 – Blind Date Episode III: Just Be Your Authentic Self. Women Love That. If You Cry In Front Of Her That Will Really Make Her Twat Wet.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWe are back to blind dating in Denver. Let the laughs begin. What do the women who go on these blind dates do for work? By work I mean what sort of made up jobs do they have in order to avoid having to learn any time of useful skill set that creates value for other human. Here is a list of the jobs held by the women who went on the blind dates. Current job: I am on the marketing team for a cannabis brand. Current job: I am a dispensary employee. I … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0433 – 2024 Election Commentary. No Surprises At All.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSome commentary of the 2024 elections. No surprises at all. The following image pretty much shows you who will be killing who in the upcoming race war. Join the unofficial official Cynical Libertarian Society Telegram which is run by Free Range Fornicator: https://t.me/+55ezQ-ezV8Q4NDU0 All The Podcasts Belong To You: You can get every podcast ever recorded by The Great One, Himself. No bullshit. Every podcast. RSS Feed: https://www.cynlibsoc.com/feed/ Cyber Begging: Contribute here. Give me your federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks. For $111 federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks I will do a podcast … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0803 – Blind Date Episode II: “My Ex Was Lucky To Be With Me.” You Are The Second Choice Of The Woman You Are Fucking.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe blind date continues. It gets no better. I’m too tired to do “real” show notes. I did good to bang out a podcast. Banging Kally Kirkwood. I’d find the energy for that. Source material for this episode: https://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/sources/STO-0802.zip Join the unofficial official Cynical Libertarian Society Telegram which is run by Free Range Fornicator: https://t.me/+55ezQ-ezV8Q4NDU0 All The Podcasts Belong To You: You can get every podcast ever recorded by The Great One, Himself. No bullshit. Every podcast. RSS Feed: https://www.cynlibsoc.com/feed/ Cyber Begging: Contribute here. Give me your federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks. For … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0432 – The Great One’s Day Off. How He Spent Halloween.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadYou’ve seen Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. If you haven’t that means you’re the problem. Well, you, women, coloureds, and jews. This is The Great One’s Day Off. A Ferrari was not involved. What was involved? Breakfast. Booze. Panera. Boomers. Coffee. A wasp. A cutie. A trannie. Another trannie. The library. The comic store. The spice store. The Spice Girls were not there. But a girl was there. The library again. Clumps of POX. Mexican food. Men’s volleyball. As if that’s a thing. My boomer mother clicking “allow” on the internet. Women’s college volleyball. A … Continue reading →

What’s Your Excuse This Time Great One?

I couldn’t do the podcast today because I got drunk last night. Oh wait. That’s not my excuse. That’s why women can’t show up for work despite paying two thousands dollars for a cell phone. I still can’t even comprehend paying $2000 for a cell phone. These people are a whole different species than me. Like Jews and coloureds. Anyhow – there will be no podcast today. I ended up having to work yesterday and that was going to be my recording time. Can’t turn down cuck bucks. I could record today however I have long been planing my Halloween … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0802 – Blind Date Episode I: Fat Brown Bad Bitch Who Don’t Rely On No Man To Survive Needs A Man With A Legal Job Who Can Pop, Lock, and Drop It, Pow, Pow, Pow. That’s Why She Dates Drug Dealers.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadGood morning childrenz! As we rapidly approach the anniversary of Stating The Obvious (20 fucking years of podcasting) I’m doing something a bit different. I’m writing the show notes first. I’m gonna record the podcast tomorrow – which is actually “today.” Does that matter in any way at all? I don’t fucking know. I haven’t recorded the podcast yet. Just because I’m always right don’t mean I can predict the future. Seriously. How could I know that women will get fatter, more coloureds will be imported to the United States, Trump will “win” the … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0026 – Race Traitor White Girl. Oppressed Trannie. All That And More! More! More!

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadGood morning childrenz! Last night The Great One got in bed and was about to drift off into dreams of gin and volleyball girls when suddenly he realized “I didn’t post the podcast for tomorrow.” So here I am at 0530 on Saturday writing show notes and posting this rant. Just for you. Because I love you. Not as much as I love gin and volleyball girls. Yet still I love you. Don’t you go changing. I got my coffee. I’m listening to the album L.A. by Hiroshima. We will see how well my … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0025 – Gendered Skateboarding and Sick Buildings.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download “It creates a space that is welcoming, too,” Roerig said. “Skateboarding isn’t gendered, of course, but a lot of those social circles can be, which discouraged those on the out from trying an activity that could be their thing.” Providing judgment-free, open spaces facilitates a broader community to join in, but it’s not just that. When people see someone they identify with, they’re more likely to see themselves doing that activity. Sometime by the end of 2014 and the beginning of 2015, Launch started hiring more women staff. “Girl power goes a long … Continue reading →