Cynical Libertarian Society

Stating The Obvious 0737 – Pete Quinones and Owen Benjamin Fluctuate Between Brilliance and Retardedness Episode I: Imaginary Lines, Imaginary Objections to Anarcho-Capitalism, Masturbating To Imaginary Women, and Blowjobs From Imaginary Children.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One was going to podcast about other things today. Then he listened to this podcast and know – just like a woman knows she has to buy more shoes – that he had to to a podcast response to this podcast. It was just too juicy. In this four part trilogy TGO will: Agree with Pete and Owen. Disagree with Pete and Owen. Insult Pete and Owen. Insult his listeners. Pimp his new OnlyMans.com account. Reference Emily Ratjewski’s asshole. Spit water across the room from laughing so hard. Use words for coloured … Continue reading →

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I considered (as you would expect) doing a podcast about this. I have some jokes I had worked out. Some funny takes. Was gonna insult some people. Then I considered that unlike fan fiction writers who have neither self-awareness nor their own websites I have more important things to do. I can be podcasting about things more interesting than fan fiction trolls. And I can (as you would expect) be playing Star Wars. I also remembered that explaining to someone why you’re banning them from your site is about as useful as explaining hypergamy to a woman. I also remembered … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0371 – Cosmopolitan Magazine Provides Empirical Evidence That Women Are Insane and Undateable Episode II: She Joined Only Fans Yet Struggle To Pay Her Taxes. Women Don’t Know What Is A Survey Much Less Know What Is Not Spending Money You Don’t Have.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadNot making this up. She “always loved math and wanted to work in finance.” She joined Only Fans. She has between 500 to 1,200 subscribers and her base fee is $15 a month. And… She is telling her mom about… Quote. “My continuous struggle to figure out how to pay taxes.” Unquote. Go ahead and square that circle for me. Then we delve into a survey of zoomer and millennial chycks which isn’t much of a survey because Cosmo doesn’t bother to show us the questions, possible answers, or break down of how many … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0026 – The 12 Inch Schlong Episode

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadA word of warning. Do not type “12 inch schlong” into Google image search. You have been warned. In one of the least serious episodes of The Greasy Pole Adam and TGO ramble on about: Will the U.S. be done in 5 years? Comments on our websites. Adam Piggott fan fiction. Skipping sex scenes in movies. “Have you read all those books?” The fast food drive through. Pumpkins. Cleaning vinyl. Junk emails. And many many tangents which will offend the snowflakes and delight the deplorables. You’re welcome. The Greasy Pole is written, directed and … Continue reading →

SWTOR / If The Great One Was… A Jedi Knight – Episode 03: Hey Bytch. Unhand My Bitch.

Star Wars: Episode 03 Hey Bytch. Unhand My Bitch. T7 and TGO bail out the military. Then they rescue Kira. Everyone is welcome. In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) travels to Ord Mantell. Once again the diversity hires in the Republic military have misplaced the plans for advanced weapons systems. Alexander and T7 have to fix this. Diversity is not our strength. Ship droid. How about you shut the fuck up? I don’t want Kira to be invisible. I want her to be quiet. And get her ass into the kitchen. And make me a pie. … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0370 – Cosmopolitan Magazine Provides Empirical Evidence That Women Are Insane and Undateable Episode I: Side Effects, Makeup, Breaking Up, and IUDs. More Things Women Don’t Understand.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One has acquired a copy of Cosmopolitan Magazine. I haven’t read Cosmo in many many moons. How it has changed. Nothing here will surprise you. White women are selfish. Stupid. Weaponized again white men and Western Civilization. Exactly what you are expecting. In this episode: FDA approved drugs which have been tested for years have three pages of side effects while vaccines developed in less than 6 months for “novel” viruses have no side effects at all for any one at all and are 100% effective. Makeup is one of the many … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0736 – The News From Texas Episode V: I Have A Dream. Bussing Dead Pregnant Jews To Washington D.C.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn the fifth and final episode of The News From Texas Trilogy: We learn that (((antisemitism))) is on the rise in Texas – reflect a “national and global trend.” We are baffled, baffled, as to why it is that every place (((Jews))) go they are hated. We are completely unable to use pattern recognition skills to find any commonality in all the incidences of (((Jews))) being hating by the populations they are parasitising. On December 13, 2022, we submitted the first-ever Study on Antisemitism in Texas to the Texas Legislature on behalf of the … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0735 – The News From Texas Episode IV: Pregnant Dreamers Die Early Despite Extended Food Stamps and Theft Of Money Via Taxation Because the Hatred of (((Jews))) Is On The Rise Around The World While Bussing Brownspanics To Sanctuary Cities By Drunk Drivers While Abbott Allows You To Send Your Child To A Public School To Get Shot With Out Mandating The WuVaxx. POX Wamynz Are The Real Victims.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWe explore the dip in life expectancy which occurred during the Wuhan Hoax. In Texas life expectancy for men dropped by 2.4 years and for women dropped by 1.7 years. As you can see from these numbers women are the real victims. We steal money from the tax payers (taxation is theft) to fund installing panic buttons in schools. We have to do this because none of the teachers have a device in their pocket which can send audio, video, image, and text signals and even if the teachers had such a device none … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0734 – The News From Texas Episode III: Monkeypox Infected Police Can’t Get Abortions Due To Locked Doors While Bussing Immigrants To Walmart Parking Lots To Get WuVaxxed Against Free Speech Because Fentanyl Is Killing More People Than Wuhan And Critical Race Theory Is Equivalent To Physics.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadEverything is bigger in Texas. Does that include stupidity? You be the judge as we continue down the path of Texas politics, politicking, politicians, and other pollution. We respond to school shootings by creating more government jobs. We make excuses for the police taking 77 minutes to figure out how to unlock a door. We cower in fear as muh monkeypox (that’s racist) infects Texas. We watch the world collapse when Roe vs. Wade is over turned. It’s muh body muh choice and mandatory muzzles and WuVaxx all around. We bus more immigrants to … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0733 – The News From Texas Episode II: 100 Degree Climate Change Wuhan Creates Shortage Of Nurses For Rounding Up Illegal Immigrants and Bussing Them To Washington D.C. While School Shooters Die From Benzene Exposure Because No One Knows How A Cell Phone Works.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadOur delve into the political happenings in Texas continues. Fun will be had. We only have one way to avoid death from Global Warming. We must implement immediate and rapid restrictions on freedom, transfer of resources, and elimination of heterosexual white people. We are shocked, shocked mind you, that the temperature in Texas went over 90 degrees. We act baffled by the shortage of nurses and truck drivers. We will spend federal Wuhan aid funds (stolen money) on boarder security. We laugh while Abbott and Costello bus illegal immigrants to Washington D.C. We will … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0732 – The News From Texas Episode I: Food Stamps For Bullied NFL Players Suffering From Wuhan Complicated By Global Warming Who Haven’t Heard About The WuVaxx.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One catches up on stupid things being published in news papers from Texas. We go back in time to October 2021 to discover how global warming is going to kill us all. Temperature records for D/FW: https://www.weather.gov/fwd/danncon10 We will prevent bullying – except when trannies, fags, teachers, and politicians are bullying heterosexual white people. We hand out extra food stamps. We will chastise a NFL player for engaging in a medical scam while pretending the Wuhan Hoax is real. We sue the electrical company so they have less money to build infrastructure … Continue reading →

My Lack Of Podcasting and Why Star Trek Matters

There was no podcast yesterday. There will be no podcast tomorrow. The weather has been lovely. I washed my car today. That’s how warm it was. I’ve got a big lighting job coming up that’s taking much time to ready for. I’ve been reading books. I’ve been eating too much sugar and drinking too much booze. I’ve been hanging out at Cappy’s place enjoying afore mentioned weather. I’ve been playing SWTOR and ESO. And I have amassed so much to talk about on the podcast that I don’t even know where to start. I’m just not in the mood to … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0063 – Kara Lynne Had No Idea That Her Attitude Of “You Do You” and Use of Twatter Could Result In Her Getting Fired.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadTrannies. Faggots. Social media. Affirmative action. All these things exist and have power in our society only because men have lost the ability to control their women. Any of these can cost you your job, family, life, food, and shelter. Any of these can literally Hitler reduce you to being homeless and stripped of all financial assets. Women enable this with their “you do you” attitude. Men enable this by not controlling their women. All problems in our society can be traced back to women. All problems with women can be traced back to … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0094 – Wang Town: She Works Hard for the Money (So Hard for It, Honey)

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIt’s almost like these guys have been listening to my podcast. Or maybe great minds think alike. Anyhow, if you resonate with my accurate and truthful statements regarding the nature of women this podcast is really gonna satisfy. When the phrase “being a girl’s boyfriend is being her pet” was uttered (that’s not an exact quote) even I felt a twinge of pain. The stuff about work v. slavery and productivity strategies is pretty accurate as well. I won’t lie to ya, I was drifting off during the Ukraine stuff just because I find … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0369 – Reminding Cuckservatives That Muh Thin Blue Line Is Going To Take Their Guns.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadYa know why you didn’t get a podcast on Thursday? No. You don’t know. That’s why I’m going to tell you. You didn’t get a podcast because I plain right out forgot to post the bloody thing. I was probably riding too high on the joy and fun I had recording this podcast. I start the podcast off with the story of how much winning I’m doing. Then I remind the rightards and cuckservatives they have lost. Thanks in part to their failures Western Civilization is over. The podcast I play in this episode … Continue reading →