Cynical Libertarian Society

The Superstition Podcast 0019 – Either Liberate Blood From The Bodies Of Politicians or Be Vaxxed and Muzzled.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWell friend and enemies. It seems some people in Colorado located their ball sacks and decided to peacefully protest the muzzle mandate and vaxx-tardation. Peaceful protest mind you. At no point did they consider liberating the blood from the bodies of any politicians. That would require effort. “We’re not farm animals, we don’t get injected with products because the farmer says we have to, we are free citizens,” Bigtree said. “If it’s not our body, if we lose control of what’s injected to our own bodies, then what future do we have?” Bigtree added … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0019 – The Addicted To Porn Episode

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadAdam Piggott and The Great One are back at it again. What are they back at? You’ll have to listen in to get the low down. But amongst the rambles we shamble through in this episode can be counted: coffee getting a blow with a show defining alpha patriarchal tranquillity the individual the community consumerism cryptocurrency the war on the family porn wanking And many many tangents which will offend the snowflakes and delight the deplorables. You’re welcome. The Greasy Pole is written, directed and performed by Adam Piggott and The Great One, Himself. … Continue reading →

It’s Wuhan Wonderland Season! Are You Six Feet From Christmas Yet?

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWelcome friends and enemies to our second Christmas season in the Retarded Dystopia. So much has changed in the last year. We learned that vaccines don’t actually prevent you from getting a virus. That’s “not how vaccines work” according to Settled Science. Nor do they stop you from spreading a virus. You still have to muzzle. They don’t even stop you from dying from the virus you have been double vaxxed against. But vaccines work and that’s Settled Science and even if you’ve been double vaxxed you still might die when your family pulls … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0055 – The Dangerous History Podcast: Divide & Conquer, Divide & Rule

Podcast: Play in new window | Download“Your enemies’ enemy in not your friend. Your enemies’ enemy is your other enemy.” -The Great One, Himself I’ve been saying this for at least 10 fucking years. No one listens. This is an interesting podcast because CJ is both right and wrong. CJ accurately describes how the State, and other entities, turn nations of people against each other for the benefit of neither of those nations, but for the benefit of the State. In this he is right. He also alludes that the/a solution, the correct response, to this divide and conquer is … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0018 – We Just Need One More Precaution And Then You Can Go Back To Normal.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe money shot in today’s podcast is one of the best ever. Just like statist claim we only need “one more law” to achieve perfection the Wuhan cultist will tell you that we can go back to normal, just as soon as everyone is fully vaxxed. And as soon as everyone has a booster vaxx. And as soon as everyone is wearing a muzzle. And as soon as everyone is socially distancing. And as soon as everyone is only allowed to leave home with permission from an authority figure. And as soon as everyone’s … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0017 – The Vaxx Make You Less Likely To Die. From Anything. At All. Ever. Everyone Over The Age of 12 Should Get Vaxxed Immediately.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThis is right out of science-fiction. The Settled Science now tells us that people who have been vaxxed are less likely to die. Ever. Of anything at all. The vaxx is miracle technology that makes you near invulnerable. How hard will it be to sell this to boomers and womynz. People who got two doses of Pfizer vaccines were 34% as likely to die of non-coronavirus causes in the following months as unvaccinated people, the study found. People who got two doses of Moderna vaccine were 31% as likely to die as unvaccinated people, … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0320 – The Great One Spent Lots Of Money. But Not More Money Than He Made.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One, Himself has returned from working out of state for a week. Come sit down with TGO in the kitchen and listen to him tell stories while drinking coffee and attempting to be coherent. Among the things we cover are: Hawt chycks. Volleyball girls. Sam Csire, my new favourite volleyball chyck. Food. Booze. Spending money. Idiots. Smart people. Enjoying life. Women shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Fag flags. Cutting the heads off politicians. And more. There is always more. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0054 – Art Of Manliness: How to Keep Your Edge as You Get Older

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadI’m posting this podcast for Adam Piggott and Aaron Clarey. Both a couple of boomers who are ageing fast and drooling all over themselves as their muscles turn to flab. I’m not posting the for the benefit of myself or TJ Martinell as we are both young, fit, healthy stud muffins who constantly get dz gurlz! It’s a common life trajectory for men: graduate college, get married, get a 9 to 5 job, have some kids, settle down in the suburbs. And somewhere along that way, they start to get a little soft and … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0319 – The Great One Defines What An Alpha Male Is In One Sentence. He Also Tangents On A Fuck-ton Of Other Things.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadRecorded in the parking lot of Texas Roadhouse where The Great One makes fun of Cobra Tate yet again and defines what an alpha is. I’m pretty sure I nailed this one. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Stalk The Great One. Send The Great One hate messages and death threats. Tell The Great One how … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0016 – The Muzzle Mandate Returns To Fort Collins As ICU Utilization Reaches 105%.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadAnd today I am reminded of how happy I am not to be in Colorado any more. The Muzzle Mandate returns. Coming next, enforced social distancing, restricted capacity in public places, and just in time for Thanksgiving – a lockdown. It’s time to get into the Christmas spirt with the hit album Six Feet From Christmas. It’s still available. It’s still relevant. It’s still not satire. Once again, I called it. This is what I posted on 24 December, 2020. Happy Christmas Eve my friends and enemies! We are literally Hitler about six feet … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0015 – Critical Thinking Is Antivaxx, M’kay Episode III: Fat Liberal Trannies Who Wear Dog Collars and Manipulating People With Emotions.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode we continue with this long-winded mass of words written by a woman. Along the way I rip on cuckservatives. Tangent here and there. And we pay a visit to a trannie who wears a dog collar. Engaging on the plane of belief, where lies live, means taking a break from trying to prove what’s factually accurate and talking instead about what feels meaningful in the heart. (Who could have predicted that Stephen Colbert’s concept of “truthiness”—the truth you know not with your head, but with your gut—would be the defining characteristic … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0053 – The Daily Nationalist: The Oprah Interview

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadYes girls. I know this happened “a long time ago.” Allow me to repeat myself. “This is not a current events show.” The Cynical Libertarian Society is not a current events show. Nor is it libertarian. You figure it out. This is as timeless as time itself. A womynz marries a prince (literally Hitler, a prince) and still nothing is good enough for her. She is still oppressed. She is still mentally ill. She still sees racism in every interaction with other humans. And this prince is the Prince of Beta. How far has … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0014 – Critical Thinking Is Antivaxx, M’kay Episode II: Give Up On Facts. Manipulate With Feelz.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadHow many people has the Wuhan killed in Russian? The fact that I can find two totally different numbers for the number of people who have been killed by Wuhan in Russia tells me that this shit is all made up. Settled Science doesn’t have multiple answers that contradict each other. Then I delve into a link sent in by Edward. What happens when libtards can’t manipulate people with facts? They manipulate people with emotions. In the years since that Post article, which discussed research stretching back to 1945, psychologists, linguists, and philosophers have … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0013 – Critical Thinking Is Antivaxx, M’kay Episode I: Muh Overflowing ICUs!

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWelcome to day 576 of 15 days to flatten the curve. You can go back to normal just as soon as you get your 2nd vaxx booster. Today we engage in the ultimate anti-vaxx activity. Critical thinking. Yes friends and enemies, I – The Great One, Himself – will engage in the activity of questioning Settled Science. Here is what my insane libtard mother wrote in an email. There was a list on FB of all the vaccines kids needed for the 1st day of school, which was yesterday… when you were young the … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0318 – Food, Extinction, Dependency, Paying More, and Shitty Service.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of Anarchy Moment, which is longer than the seven minutes he thought it would be, The Great One talks about the new world we live in after the Wuhan Hoax and the effect this has had on the restaurant industry. Some adjustments might need to be made. And you might be surprised at the adjustments I submit for your evaluation. Then he talks about the latest craze in the fag-o-sphere as presided over by President Of The Fag-o-sphere Anthony “DREAM!” Johnson. This notion that cooking you own food is a waste … Continue reading →