Cynical Libertarian Society

TGO’s Excuses For The Day.

I’ve thought long and hard (see what I did) about this. No podcast today. I’m getting stuff done around the house. I’m half ass buzzed. I’m being productive. I had a bit I was gonna do for the podcast but I’ve literally Hitler forgotten half of it. I’m distracted. I’m annoyed and not in a way that would make for an entertaining podcast. I don’t wanna waste my time recording a shit podcast, nor waste your time with a shit podcast. Catch you cats on the flip. And never forget… No it isn’t. No they don’t. No I won’t. Yet … Continue reading →

TGO’s Dance Card Is Full

No podcast today. Too much to get done. Too much bullshit slowing me down. In the next episode you may here me talking about: Da hottie I chatted up. The new LARP game N&N. The decline we are currently enjoying. The faggotry of Dick Masterson. Gratitude. M*A*S*H. And other ranting/tangenting. Or I might not talk about any of that. Who bloody knows. Comment Notifications and Some Other Stuff You Need to Look Out For. What The Hell Great One, When The Hell You Gonna Yell At Interwebz? Yet Again I Slack Off. All The Reasons The Great One Hasn’t Been … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0348 – The Great One Is Free Of Colorado and Goes Full Boomer. The Story of His Voyage To Denver and Other Related Tangenting.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One is back from Denver. This was arguably one of the shittiest days of his life. You’ll hear the whole story and more. He is now free of Colorado. All his stuff is in South Dakota or in the trash. And now he’s gonna play Star Wars. Also in this episode – Official Prediction – Self-driving cars will force you to listen to and/or watch advertisements. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is … Continue reading →

TGO Is On Muh Roadz! No Podrantz Today.

Yes my friends and enemies, yet again The Great One is driving to Denver to pick up and drop off stuff for work. So much for my fantasy of never driving in Denver ever again. If I survive I’ll shoot for a Friday podcast. This week is turning out to be more busy than expected. I had this Denver run and an additional gig drop on me. Don’t be a cuck and I’ll see you cats on the flip. All The Reasons The Great One Hasn’t Been Podcasting… TGO’s Excuses For The Day. April 1st Was Wonderful. April 2nd Is … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0712 – Lord Of The Rings Epic Level Simping and Virtue Signalling.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One tells you about approaching a mega-hottie. Yes, he tell you this to brag about approaching mega-hotties but also because it sets the stage for the next story. The next story is about mega-simping. Most men have taken the Beta Pill (a phrase I made up in this podcast not intentionally – because of my inability to talk) and can’t stop simping for women. Should me be encouraging women to be rude to other men? Should men who can’t control their own bitches be mouthing off about what other men’s bitches should … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0052 – First World White Girl Problems: If The Great One Ran North America None Of These White Wamynz Would Have These Problems.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She wrote a long email about herself to people she works for/with and was ignored. Women shouldn’t have jobs. Her friend lets her do all the driving. Women shouldn’t be allowed to drive. Her husband bangs her in two minutes then falls asleep. Women don’t need no man fish bicycle girl boss. She is LARPing as an engineer and wants to “kick down some doors” at work to fight muh patriarchy. Women shouldn’t have jobs or go to college. She wants to support E. Jean’s … Continue reading →

What The Hell Great One, When The Hell You Gonna Yell At Interwebz?

I know. I know. The Millions are craving the soothing voice of The Great One. TGO has been busy with arranging furniture and opening boxes and putting stuff away and throwing stuff in the trash. You almost got a podcast today (Monday) but I just had too much to get done. I’m scratching things off the list and progress is being made. There is a good chance you’re gonna get a podcast on Wednesday. Cross your fingers but don’t hold your breath. April 1st Was Wonderful. April 2nd Is A Shit Show. TGO Is On Muh Roadz! No Podrantz Today. … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0347 – CPAs vs Mexians Moving Things Back And Forth While Listening To Boring Podcasts As My Mother Continues To Go Insane And My Truck Breaks Down In Colorado When I’m Not Playing Star Wars And That’s How You Know It’s Working.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One is back in the People’s Republic of Fort Kollins and he is very tired. He rantz about moving things, going home again, CPAs and mexicans, wamynz, not playing muh Star Wars, working with idiots on tour, the fake Roe v Wade leak, TJs disappointing podcasting, everything I had to do tomorrow, killing myself, killing everyone else, cam whores, muh stupid ass mother paying muh stupid ass step-sister’s rent again, Trump’s evil plans as discovered by muh stupid ass mother, and that’s how you know it’s working. Send some commies to Canada. … Continue reading →

Updates On The Chaos.

Greetings enemies and friends. Maybe podcast on Friday. Big maybe. The Great One is still moving stuff back and forth. Plus work has kicked in with additional work we didn’t know about. And I might be road tripping (or just tripping) back to Colorado again this week. I’m still alive – but not a moment to rest. All this shit is severely cutting into my Star Wars time. Normality will resume at some unspecified time in the future. Stating The Obvious 0710 – Movie Review: Fight Club. The First Rule of The Cynical Libertarian Society Is You Do Not Talk … Continue reading →

Back In Rapid City and Rapidly Attempting To Get Shit Done.

Greetings friends and enemies. The Great One is back in Rapid City and hard at it. Hard at what you ask? Playing Star Wars of course. Actually not – I’m working on getting moved into the new place and I have three (count ’em, three) concerts to run this weekend. I am busy at a fat woman at a buffet. Probably not gonna have time to yell at the interwebz this week. And I’ll be attempting the get interwebz running at the new place – maybe as soon as today. I’m sure that will be an adventure which you’ll be … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0346 – The Saga Of Muh So Called Life Continues But At Least I’m Not A Woman and Therefore Traumatized By Every Interaction I Have With Other Humans.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadYa know what traumatizes wamynz? Everything. Every fucking interaction humans are capable of having is traumatizing to wamynz. And you know who suffers the most due to this traumatization of the wamynz? Men. Because wamynz won’t shut up about it. In this episode The Great One tells you about signing up for interwebz service, being disappointed by by Waffle Lab, being disappointed by girls, theatre drama, and more. Ya know what traumatized TGO? Women who don’t shave. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0082 – The Survival Podcast: Miyagi Mornings Recap for 8-13-21

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadGuns! Crypto! Anarchy! Throw in a red head volleyball chyck and you’ve got The Great One’s wet dream. The Five Most Important Guns You Can Own – Miyagi Mornings Epi-148 How Government Keeps Making Crypto Stronger (Unintentionally) – Miyagi Mornings Epi-149 A Rapid Fire Cryptocurrency Q&A – Miyagi Mornings Epi-150 Being an Anarchist in a World Where you will Never be the Majority – Miyagi Mornings Epi-151 https://www.thesurvivalpodcast.com/miy-recap-2935 Disclaimer for stupid people. All podcasts not created by the Cynical Libertarian Society you find on this site or in the CLS RSS feed (such as … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0345 – The Great One Is So Happy He Don’t Live In The People’s Republic of Fort Kollins No More.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadStill haven’t seen any hot chycks. What I have seen are reminders of why I’m happy I don’t live here no more. 1. FoCo banned plastic bags. 2. Drag shows. Speaking of hot chycks, here are photos of the two CSU students I mention. Would bang both. I know for a fact Leibee is a raging libtard. I would still bang. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0344 – Back In The People’s Republic Of Fort Kollins. All The Updates On Muh So Called Life.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One is back in FoCo. The traffic sucks. Not many hot chycks yet. I’m sick. I’m on vacation. I’m gonna play a fuck ton of Star Wars. I’m sure things are all gonna blow up soon. Here is the abortion “news” that muh so called friends are all wetting themselves over. The Supreme Court has voted to strike down the landmark Roe v. Wade decision, according to an initial draft majority opinion written by Justice Samuel Alito circulated inside the court and obtained by POLITICO. The draft opinion is a full-throated, unflinching … Continue reading →

All The Reasons The Great One Hasn’t Been Podcasting…

…will be explained soon. I am going to endeavour to get a cast up on Wednesday evening updating you on all the fun in muh so called life. There is some good stuff, some bad stuff, and some annoying stuff. Remember that if you need your dose of Great One hit the Random 16 up in the menu and explore the random podcasts of muh past. Laterz gatorz. TGO’s Dance Card Is Full What The Hell Great One, When The Hell You Gonna Yell At Interwebz? Back In Rapid City and Rapidly Attempting To Get Shit Done. It’s Monday Again? … Continue reading →