Cynical Libertarian Society

Stating The Obvious 0678 – The Great One Gives Illegal Medical Advice Episode I: Vitamin D Is A White Nationalist Conspiracy Theory. Only Vaccination and Medication from Cradle to Grave Can Save You.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this rambunctious two part series of Stating The Obvious the Great One, Himself illegally states the obvious and gives medical advice. You should be getting more vitamin D3, and vitamin K2 with it. You should stop eating shitty food. There is a reason POX in North America have greater D3 deficiency than white people but we can’t talk about it because muh racism. Could there be a correlation between D3 deficiency and Wuhan deaths? Should you dose yourself with elevated amounts of vitamin D? Amounts beyond the amount you have permission from the … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0677 – Pathfinder RPG Core Rulebook Says Your Imaginary Character Is Not Allowed To Have Nonconsensual Sexual Contact With Other Imaginary Characters.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadPrepare yourselves my friends for an epic adventure in social and moral retardation. I went back and did some reading in the Pathfinder RPG Core Rulebook. I am at times left literally Hitler speechless. Speechless. I kid you not. You will hear the silence. https://paizo.com/pathfinder There is some gay shit in this book. Here is a sample. The character sheet actually has a place for “gender & pronouns”. I fucking kid you not. https://paizo.s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/PZO2101-CharacterSheet-BW.pdf The book explains things that didn’t need to be explained when I was gaming. Such as behave yourself at other … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0035 – The Survival Podcast: The Problem is the Solution if you Correctly Define the Problem

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadOne of the things I like about The Survival Podcast by Jack Spirko is that instead of just yelling at the internet and talking about himself and Star Wars The Old Republic like I do with my podcast Jack actually talks about solutions. This episode is all about solutions. I thought about it and he’s right. The problem does define the solution, and often the problem is the solution. Another phrase Jack often uses is the “What do you really want.” It goes like this: You don’t want a drill bit. You want a … Continue reading →

It’s Christmas Eve and we are literally Hitler Six Feet From Christmas!

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadHappy Christmas Eve my friends and enemies! We are literally Hitler about six feet from Christmas. Christmas morning is so close. So very close. Are you enjoying the decline here in our Wuhan Wonderland? Are you ready for your mandatory vaccination and having to present your papers when you travel? On January 1st, 2021 the reset will happen. You though we were making progress but you’re about to discover that 2021 is 1984. What can you expect in 1984? Fake science discoveries will include: The Wuhan virus conveniently mutates every year, thus requiring yearly … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0676 – Random Bits and Pieces Episode II: Lauren Southern, Beta Males, and Retards All Need To Shut The Fuck Up. Plus Differences Between Men and Women. Yes, Men and Women Are Different.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadI continue the effort to blast through the pile of papers with random notes scribble upon them. In this episode we focus on womynz. And yes, all of them are like that. Google versus Duck Duck Go. Sometimes Google does a better job of giving me what I want, but when I need information I know Google is going to censor or direct me to anti-freedom propoganda Duck Duck Go is the way to go. Scott Adam’s solution to the health care problem. I may have talked about this before but it’s so stupid … Continue reading →

Have you gotten Six Feet From Christmas yet?

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadYou haven’t? What the hell! Do you want people to die? Buy Six Feet From Christmas right now! Before it’s too late! Before old people die! Six Feet From Christmas is the hit Cynical Christmas Cheer album from The Great One, Himself. Six Feet From Christmas will help you maintain your Christmas spirit in a Wuhan world of covidiots and muzzle morons. Six Feet From Christmas will piss off the idiots that pollute your life when you play it and sing along. Six Feet From Christmas is the only Christmas album to receive a … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0675 – Random Bits and Pieces Episode I: D&D Retards, Wuhan Retards, Linux Retards, My Retarded Friends and Other Retards. Plus Retards.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this series I’m attempting to clean out the stack of notes I have for things to talk about on the show. I may or may not jump from one topic to another with no hint of a transition. Or I might figure out how things that seem unrelated are in fact related. I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go along. Frank Cervi has written an insightful review of The Great One’s first (but not last) Christmas album Six Feet From Christmas. Frank’s review is equally as funny as the album. … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0034 – Art Of Manliness: The Rise of Secular Religion and the New Puritanism

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadJesus Fucking Christ on a fucking stick. There is no one more religious than the SJW muzzle wearing leftards. It’s almost as if stupid people who have rejected God and religion find they need something to fill the place of God and religion. Not being capable of creating – I could stop the sentence right here and it would still be accurate – anything to take the place of God and religion they seek out the first thing they find that will make them feel good. The first thing they usually find is conformity … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0674 – The Great One Is Dead. Podcasting From Beyond The Grave.

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One is dead. This is not a joke. According to the people who are telling you the Wuhan vaccine is safe and testing The Great One is dead. There is more podcast after the closing music so don’t tune out when you hear the jamz kick in. But first, I tanget about a whole bunch of things that are not on my list of notes. The Great One is in a great mood today. He slept fantastic, had a bizarre dream, lifted weights, feed my spider, and now it’s time to yell … Continue reading →

What are people saying about Six Feet From Christmas?

“With the help of God and AA I stopped drinking 23 years ago. Haven’t touched a drop since then. Until I hear Six Feet From Christmas that is.” – a half conscious man found lying in an alley surrounded by empty Thunderbird bottles “It’s as if a thousand monkeys were being tortured.” – James from Iowa “There is only one anti-Semitic comment on this entire album. The lack of attention given to the Jewish community on this Christmas album only proves once and for all The Great One is a racist. We urge everyone to boycott this album, find out … Continue reading →