Beware the fisherman who’s casting out his line into a dried-up riverbed.
But don’t try to tell him, ’cause he won’t believe you.
Throw some bread to the ducks instead, it’s easier that way.
I feel like an alien, a stranger in an alien place.
— Genesis (the band, not the Biblical chapter)
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Continue reading →Linkage: 28 March, 2017 #TheTriggering
Before you get triggered – Spend! Consume! Obey! Do it now via the CLS Amazon.com affiliate link over at cls.link. “What is truth“- Pontius Pilate Truth is important. When you lose the importance of truth you get some strange things, like men claiming to be women. Or young women claiming to be cats. Social constructivist theory holds that truth is constructed by social processes. Barf. We do not currently have the technology to turn a man into a woman. In my opinion, that is not a fruitful technological pursuit. Sorry Caitlyn, you’re not a woman, and the truth doesn’t care … Continue reading →
Yes All Women Are Like That 0036 – Tomi Lahren Hits The Wall At 28. Therefore All Men Are Trash.
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWelcome to this very special edition of Yes All Women Are Like That. Today we celebrate the mostest wonderfullest day ever. The day upon which Princess Tomi Lahren was born into this world where she now graces us with her presence, her beauty, her wisdom and her “value”. Shout out to Dejame for sending me the direct link to the FeministBook video so I didn’t have to search for it. https://www.facebook.com/TomiLahren/videos/327542515104362 I’ll be including this video in the CLS Archive so that you can enjoy it any time you like. You might be wondering … Continue reading →
Stating The Obvious 0633 – R. Kelly’s Rules For Girls Seem Reasonable To Me.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download98% of LSC waste can’t be recycled. It goes into the trash. Who has been telling you for years that the stuff you throw into blue recycling bins goes to the landfill? TGO. That’s who. R. Kelly is charged with federal sex-crimes. I’m shocked. R. Kelly is exactly what your basic white girl wants to be fucked by. Watch this video. He is making it pretty clear what you are going to be expected to do when he takes you home. R. Kelly’s rules for his girls: the girls were to call him “Daddy” … Continue reading →
Stating The Obvious 0563 – When The Great One Has To Tell You To Stop Using Racist Slurs You Know You Have Fucked Up.
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One explains how to conduct yourself in Ancapadise, other people’s houses and on the interwebz. And the fact that The Great One has to explain this is one more sign of how fucked up our society is. When I’m telling you not to use racist words . . . something is seriously fucking wrong. I just finished binging 21 episodes of TJ Martinell, to include his series on the James Bond movies. I talk about TJ’s observations on the Harry Potter movies and Infinity War. Yes. More bitching about Infinity War. The … Continue reading →
Anarchy Moment 0191 – The Dope Episode
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadI talk about some other stuff but mostly it’s me bitching about dope smokers. I’d be rich if people could buy dope via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I could buy this Supergirl figurine I don’t need. And lots of munchies which I also don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me … Continue reading →
Anarchy Moment 0247 – Weyland-Yutani Rant – Areas of Responsibility and Communicating.
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSome more ranting about Weyland-Yutani and workplaces in general. 1. You have to have clearly defined areas of responsibility. 2. You have to get everything in writing otherwise you will get fucked. Here’s a Friday bonus. German engineering. Clarey still hasn’t finished his book. The man has more excuses than a femistatist. But if he ever does finish the book, or if that fucker Piggott ever completes his third book, you could buy either or both of them through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon and support my sick Supergirl habit which I can’t … Continue reading →
Linkage: 18 April, 2017 #TheTriggering
Cyber-begging! Spend money at Amazon and give me a percentage via cls.link. The game looks great. Too bad the protagonist is a woman. If only women could do in real life all things they do in movies and video games. Alas the patriarchy holds them down. Because they are so strong and independent and all. Hate hoaxers ought to acknowledge their intellectual limitations and avoid notes, which usually read like ransom letters written by allegedly kidnapped 8-year-olds who are actually hiding behind the couch trying not to snigger — except 8-year-olds aren’t so full of viciousness and bile: Another letter … Continue reading →
Linkage: 13 November, 2018 featuring Led Zeppelin
Once upon a time there was the greatest rock and roll band ever. In the history of the cosmos. Then the drummer died. Because drummers are dicks like that. Witness Led Zeppelin and see that they are still the greatest rock and roll band ever. These guys are old as fuck and better than ever. This is truly what gods look like in mortal form. Oh the music we have been deprived of…
Continue reading →Linkage: 25 July, 2017 #TheTriggering
Single White women individually shit test men and collectively shit test men through the male achievement of civilized society. Our shared single White woman problem is a civilization-scale shit test, and as the reader wrote, the men of the West have been, and continue, spectacularly failing this single White women shit test. Modren Western man fails this shit test so badly that he is fairly likened to the incel beta orbiter who is always on call to provide a shoulder to cry on while his oneitis fucks dirt world ingrates who beat her silly and crap in his yard. That … Continue reading →
Linkage: 19 March, 2019 #Community #TheTriggering
Humans are social creatures. It’s how we survived for all those years of evolution. It’s how we came to dominate the planet Earth. It’s how we would come to domination all of the cosmos. If the State and the parasites were not busy circumventing natural selection. A while back I had yet another revelation. It’s the sort of thing that happens when you have been podcasting for 14 years, on the interwebz since 1999 doing political analysis and philosophy, and when you’re right – when you’ve always been right, will always be right and have in fact never been wrong … Continue reading →
Stating The Obvious 0224 – More Reasons Why Women Should Never Be In Charge At Work
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadMore observations about women in the work place. Listen to the first podcast about women in command at work. Stating The Obvious 0222 – Why Women Should Never Be In Charge At Work “That’s the way things have always been” is an excuse for both failure and statism. Women think work is suppose to be fun. Women think co-workers are their friends and family. Women think the company/corporation is their boyfriend. If women are such great communicators why can Alice never tell me what they hell I’m doing tomorrow? Why does she walk away … Continue reading →
Violation of 6th Amendment rights.
I’ve seen some bullshit in my life, but this is just amazing. A Maricopa County detention officer tried to explain Friday why he and a fellow sheriff’s office employee swiped a document from a defense attorney’s file in a bizarre scene that was caught on courtroom videotape. This sort of behaviour is what passes for courtroom conduct? Under state law, an officer can seize evidence or make an arrest if he sees a crime taking place. Essentially, that’s what Stoddard said he saw — or at least what he thought he saw — at the sentencing of Antonio Lozano on … Continue reading →
Stating The Obvious – 0057
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadBack to racism. Many black people need racism because that is the only way they can be successful, and the excuse they use when they fail. Racism will never go away because if it does black people will have to be responsible for their own failure or success instead of blaming failure or crediting success with white people. We need “unity”? The Nazi’s had unity. CSU had a “Unity Fair” to prepare students for the different cultures they will encounter in the work place. I bet they left out a number of cultures: The … Continue reading →
Stating The Obvious 0589 – Book Discussion: The Millennial’s Guide to Changing The World – Episode VIII: Millennials Millennials Say They Are Going To Save The Planet But All They Do Is Smoke Dope and Smell Bad.
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadYes! TGO returns. Yes! TGO is sick and sounds like shit. Yes! TGO reads from The Millennial’s Guide to Changing The World – A new Generation’s Handbook to Being Yourself & Living With Purpose by in-demand author and consultant Alison Lea Sher and makes fun of millennials. Yes! Yes! And yes! Links for this episode: https://www.facebook.com/pg/Parker-East-287554534610041/about/?ref=page_internal https://www.youtube.com/user/MrParkerEast/videos Just enjoy the fucking decline and buy shit you don’t need through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are … Continue reading →
Linkage: 17 April, 2018 #TheTriggering
White people are niggers. They need to stop their slave-like wailing, pick up the reins they have inherited, and set this society back on course. We cannot “help” any other group but we can give them self-respect, which comes through self-rule and an end to cloying white paternalism. We are all familiar with the standard white liberal whose personal life is a mess, whose family is in ruins and whose mind is perpetually confused, but who “finds meaning” by helping the third-worlders. But helping in this case means condescension, and no amount of foreign aid and hand-dug latrines can compensate … Continue reading →