If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
What women should do.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
I care about volleyball chycks.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
Girls send each other secret signals.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
I’d destroy that.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
The Great One would do that.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.