Does TGO Live?
If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
I’d destroy that.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
Girls send each other secret signals.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
I care about volleyball chycks.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
What women should do.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
The Great One would do that.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
WTF is this apparent link between girls who play volleyball and their apparent lack of decent tits.
Bring back the rack.
If they are too top heavy it throws off their balance?
I’m just spitballing here. But I’d rather be balling volleyball girls.
I’m not all that excited about big racks. I don’t player hate on no one who likes big racks. Just saying that’s low priority for TGO.
GO, I’m not implying size D cups, but rather a nice respectable bust if you know what I mean….. there is one particular photo in that montage of a girl with abs and a chest so flat that the torso could almost be mistaken for that of a male.
You’re not wrong.
Maybe we’re the bad people for assuming the gender of these volleyball chycks….?