If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
I’d destroy that.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
The Great One would do that.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
I care about volleyball chycks.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
Girls send each other secret signals.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
What women should do.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.