Does TGO Live?
If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
The Great One would do that.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
I think I’ve identified the solution.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
I care about volleyball chycks.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
Girls send each other secret signals.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
What women should do.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
I’d destroy that.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
WTF is this apparent link between girls who play volleyball and their apparent lack of decent tits.
Bring back the rack.
If they are too top heavy it throws off their balance?
I’m just spitballing here. But I’d rather be balling volleyball girls.
I’m not all that excited about big racks. I don’t player hate on no one who likes big racks. Just saying that’s low priority for TGO.
GO, I’m not implying size D cups, but rather a nice respectable bust if you know what I mean….. there is one particular photo in that montage of a girl with abs and a chest so flat that the torso could almost be mistaken for that of a male.
You’re not wrong.
Maybe we’re the bad people for assuming the gender of these volleyball chycks….?