If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
I’d destroy that.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
I care about volleyball chycks.
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
The Great One would do that.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
Girls send each other secret signals.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
What women should do.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.