If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
What women should do.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
Girls send each other secret signals.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
I care about volleyball chycks.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
I’d destroy that.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
The Great One would do that.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.