Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadHappy Christmas Eve my friends and enemies! We are literally Hitler about six feet from Christmas. Christmas morning is so close. So very close. Are you enjoying the decline here in our Wuhan Wonderland? Are you ready for your mandatory vaccination and having to present your papers when you travel? On January 1st, 2021 the reset will happen. You though we were making progress but you’re about to discover that 2021 is 1984. What can you expect in 1984? Fake science discoveries will include: The Wuhan virus conveniently mutates every year, thus requiring yearly … Continue reading →

“With the help of God and AA I stopped drinking 23 years ago. Haven’t touched a drop since then. Until I hear Six Feet From Christmas that is.” – a half conscious man found lying in an alley surrounded by empty Thunderbird bottles “It’s as if a thousand monkeys were being tortured.” – James from Iowa “There is only one anti-Semitic comment on this entire album. The lack of attention given to the Jewish community on this Christmas album only proves once and for all The Great One is a racist. We urge everyone to boycott this album, find out … Continue reading →

Not on your little sister – which is what I’d like to be slammin’. I’m slamming on the super secret project. I’m feeling pretty good about the super secret project. That should concern you. It’s suppose to snow today and tomorrow here in the People’s Republic and I hope it does. Being cold and shitty outside will motivate me to stay indoors, build a fire, and work on banging your sister. And the super secret project. Here is a chyck. I gotta run. See ya. Six Feet From Christmas – A Musical Masterpiece of Cynical Christmas Cheer. No podcast today. … Continue reading →

Black Friday? Did it just get dark in here? I was gonna bang out a podcast this morning like I banged your little sister right before the football team used her for a cum bucket. But then I looked at my to-do list: lifting shopping (Gods help me, I’m going at attempt to brave Wal-mart.) website maintenance resume writing podcast prep catching up on emails organizing some yoga videos finishing the movie Jose and The Pussycats (Which I will talk about in an upcoming episode.) and not gonna lie to you – some computer game time And I decided that … Continue reading →

Thanks for coming. No, I’m not really shutting down. I am taking some time off. It has nothing to do with the election in case you are wondering. I simply have too much going on right now. By too much I include: Planning my escape from Colorado, tho now that Harris is President the Wuhan panic will extend to the federal level. Thus there may not be any safe place in the US. Finishing up what may (or may not) be my last week of regular 40 hour a week work. Getting material for the podcast organized and prepared. I … Continue reading →