If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
I care about volleyball chycks.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
What women should do.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
I’d destroy that.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
The Great One would do that.
Girls send each other secret signals.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.