April 1st Was Wonderful. April 2nd Is A Shit Show.
Ya know why you didn’t get an April 1st (April Fools) episode? Because I played Star Wars damn near all day. I experienced pleasure. You know pleasure, that thing that we can no longer experience in the presence of women, POX, Chinx, Spix, vaxxers, libtards, rightards, and Christcucks because they are all hurt feelz all the time. Damn did I have fun. Today I pay the price. So far I have: Another broken computer. A broken tooth. A shitty day at the gym. A backlog of work which I still haven’t started because broken computer. No, I have not looked … Continue reading →