Cynical Libertarian Society

Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

They say (you know, “they” – they say so it must be true) that a photo is worth a thousand words. This will be the longest edition of linkage ever. I’ve posted this one before but it never gets old. Yes, it really was a woman driver. I saw here get out of the car. I also saw that she didn’t bother to check if her car was between the lines. Why should she? Women don’t need to follow rules and women face no consequences. Ever. That’s why they should vote and have jobs. That’s why you should man up … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 56:39 — 85.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSYou people should grateful that you listen to my podcast. And remember – if you are listening to this podcast without giving me money you are stealing. I was intending to read some E. Jean letters. That didn’t work out. I started telling a story, which lead to another story, which lead down a rabbit hole on the interwebz, which lead to me having a revelation in which I gain understanding of the only thing a woman can do with her life which allows her to … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0257 – Valentines Day Mega-Statism Special!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:14:51 — 74.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI know. I know. You were thinking there would be no podcast today. Wrong bitches. I recorded the podcast this morning and was all wrapped up by 0930. But then I had other things to do, errands to run, things to piss me off and suck up my time, weights to lift, food to eat, no booze to drink as I had four Martinis last night and it’s time to lay off a bit, and more. And thus do I welcome you to the Valentines Day … Continue reading →

Stealing Other People’s Podcast: Michael W. Dean Shuts Down The Freedom Feens

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:12:28 — 67.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSOnce again The Great One hijacks another podcast. Damn I’m getting lazy. Pretty soon I’ll expect you to pay for my tampons. Fagtag period poverty. I present you the last episode of The Freedom Feens. What was a great podcast became a very mediocre radio program. Mediocre because Michael brought on other hosts who were not him. And they were boring. And they were lame. And they were gay. And some of them were women – which is the same as being boring, lame and gay. … Continue reading →

Linkage: 11 February, 2020 – Blogging Off. Buggering Off. Jacking Off. Goofing Off. Fucking Off. Getting Off. #CLSology

I don’t owe you fuckers anything. And good morning children. You fuckers do realize that the time I devote to the Cynical Libertarian Society takes away from the time I could be spending talking to girls right? I’m in an odd mood this morning and I’m gonna take it out on you. Why? Because linkage, just like the podcast, doesn’t exist for you. It exist for me. This is my therapy as you full well know. I’ve hit a point where I’m looking at all the things I need to do (like cleaning up the office) and haven’t the slightest … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0621 – National Geographic Magazine Is Cucked As Fuck.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode I talk some more about period poverty. I mean how can I not. How can a sane person not make fun of this? Then I get back to the path where all this started. Making fun of National Geographic Magazine. We have a look through the “The Arctic Is Heating Up” issue. We get a few laughs out of it. It’s the same thing you’ve been hearing since the 1980s. The North Pole is going to melt and be ice free by 1990, … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0620 – “Menstruators Are Referred To As Women, Which Is Harmful, Upsetting, And Downright Ridiculous.” Fagtag Some Men Menstruate.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:48:54 — 102.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI hereby declare that hashtags will now be known as fagtags. Friends and enemies go get yourself a drink ’cause we are gonna be here for a while. The Great One goes down the rabbit hole and comes out in an alternate reality where strong independent fish-bicycle womynz are perfect and can do it all. Except for acquiring tampons. Period poverty is keeping womynz down. Lack of access to period products continues to be a barrier to girls’ education, and we’re committed to raising awareness, providing … Continue reading →

Linkage: 4 February, 2020 – Time! Ticking In My Head! #CLSology

Time. Are you short on time? The Great One is short on time. The Great One has work to do. Podcasts to record. Martinis to drink. Girls to get rejected by. Statists to ridicule. Places to go and people to do. I’m gonna clear out some of the slush pile today before heading off to work where I will spend a day attempting to not kill zoomers. Let me introduce you to The Cultural Oncologist. https://youtu.be/O0WlobXmAk8 https://youtu.be/ajxBm-KsQTI https://youtu.be/X81jYgMJImI https://youtu.be/AwE7GzjKdl8 When going to CensorshipTube to find and embed these videos I have yet again discovered that some of the videos I … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0025 – First World White Girl Problems: You Need Not Accept The Wall. The Wall Comes For You Acceptance Or Not.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:00 — 83.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Her friend is going to copy-cat “HER DAY” and it’s a crisis. She wants to know how to come to terms with the wall. She doesn’t know the word “no”. Sex is painful for her. How long should she lie to men and not tell them this. A rare appearance from a normal woman. She “finally found him” but she loves New York city more than she loves him. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0024 – First World White Girl Problems: “I Feel Like I’m Entitled” Said Every White Woman From North America.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:00 — 83.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She feels entitled to an explanation from a guy. She isn’t dating him. She isn’t fucking him. She isn’t related to him. They don’t work together. She put her mouth on his mouth one time. Once. And now she thinks she owns him. She is 22. He is 65. He pays all her bills. She still can’t be happy. Why? Because women are biologically and neurochemically incapable of being happy. She wants to make make babies with … Continue reading →

I am a slacking bastard aren’t I?

Yes Great One, you are a worthless piece of shit indeed. No linkage yesterday. No podcast today. I’ve simply got too many moving pieces floating around right now. I think (he said with great confidence) this coming weekend will be some down time and I can get busy with the casting of the pod. But one never knows until one knows. On top of that the weather is forecasted to be not totally shitty (weekend is 60s and sunny) and the college girls are back in town. Thus I’ve added distractions. And just in case you’re wondering, the missing pieces … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0256 – Advocating Violence and Losing Things.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 18:09 — 32.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One does a podcast from Muh Road! TGO often makes fun of cucks for their never ending declarations they “don’t advocate violence.” Does this mean TGO advocates violence? Good question. I will explain. Then a story from Weyland-Yutani in which zoomers can’t find things, don’t tell me they can’t find things, and deny we even have things we have. You cucks (the cucks who don’t advocate violence) think the zoomers are your saviours. Cucks. You can’t live with ’em but you can shoot ’em. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0619 – That Would Make Us Winners. That’s The Only Excuse For Fighting.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 34:03 — 33.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSGreat One, why the hell is today’s episode so short? Truth is that I suddenly ran out of steam. Right there in the middle of recording. And I didn’t want to subject my listeners to shitty podcasting. Speaking of shitty podcasting. I give you the Fight White Genocide Podcast. https://www.fightwhitegenocide.com/ With allies like these there in no way in hell white people can avoid extermination. Not only is this podcast boring as fuck as the whitest white people with no personality attempt to intellectualize their way … Continue reading →

Stealing Other People’s Podcast.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:36:10 — 110.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSGreetings friends and enemies. There was no podcast today as The Great One is busy. There may or may not be a podcast on Friday. TGO was busy working and while he was working he was listening to The Clarey Podcast – thought more specifically he was listening to the Old Brother Podcast. The episode I finished today is so good and so important and so relevant to a story I’m going to tell you when I have time that I’m actually going to steal Cappy’s … Continue reading →

Linkage: 21 January, 2020 – Think Happy Thoughts. Sci-fi and Girls. #CLSology

The only thing better than science fiction and girls would be . . . science fiction girls. I was gearing up an episode of linkage for today that was gonna be brimming with rage and fury. Then I got over it. I got all warm and fuzzy inside. Unicorns, kittens, ice cream. Alright, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. But I am in a much better mood. Thus instead of me whining about cucks you’re getting a dose of science fiction and girls. First up, a look at your cell phone, statism and technology obsessed future. Your mandatory upgrade is … Continue reading →