In this episode of first world white girl problems:
- She feels entitled to an explanation from a guy. She isn’t dating him. She isn’t fucking him. She isn’t related to him. They don’t work together. She put her mouth on his mouth one time. Once. And now she thinks she owns him.
- She is 22. He is 65. He pays all her bills. She still can’t be happy. Why? Because women are biologically and neurochemically incapable of being happy.
- She wants to make make babies with a Muslim but don’t want the children to be raised with the Islamic religion. Her future husband needs to locate his balls.
Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.