Category Archives: #YesAllWomen Are Like That

Yes All Women Are Like That 0052 – First World White Girl Problems: If The Great One Ran North America None Of These White Wamynz Would Have These Problems.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She wrote a long email about herself to people she works for/with and was ignored. Women shouldn’t have jobs. Her friend lets her do all the driving. Women shouldn’t be allowed to drive. Her husband bangs her in two minutes then falls asleep. Women don’t need no man fish bicycle girl boss. She is LARPing as an engineer and wants to “kick down some doors” at work to fight muh patriarchy. Women shouldn’t have jobs or go to college. She wants to support E. Jean’s … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0051 – First World White Girl Problems: Men Grow Up. Women Grow Older, Insert Plastic In Their Asses, and Obsess Over Having Trump’s Babies.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadBefore we delve into the first world white girl problems let the great one tell you (as best he can as he is still baffled by the whole thing) his first experience looking at cam whores. I can’t even find words to describe how far this is beyond my understanding. I’m baffled. In this episode of first world white girl problems: She is obsessed with Donald Trump. She can’t stop reading his Twitter. She can’t stop watch the election coverage. She hates Trump so much she can’t stop devoting her attention to him. Her … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0050 – First World White Girl Problems: She Can’t Find A Man and It’s God’s Fault.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She can’t find no man. Does her inability to find a man have anything to do with her decisions and actions? Of course not. It’s God’s fault. She’s 22 and believes her career and education are more important than her boyfriend. And she’s miserable because she and her boyfriend broke up. Oh by the way, she likes to travel. Who could have guessed? She was shocked to discover her fiance wanking to pictures of girls in bikinis. Had he been wanking to internet porn she … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0049 – First World White Girl Problems: She Attempted To Cheat On Her Husband And Failed. Will Her Husband Ever Change?

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She has a marriage based on “respect, love and equality” thus she met a man in a bar and wanted to fuck him but he rejected her when he found out she was married. Thus she left her husband. Her husband is willing to take her back (because he’s an effeminate cuck) but the big question is… Will her husband ever change? She finds wearing a bra to be uncomfortable but she keeps doing it anyway. She is shocked, shocked, to discover that men look … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0048 – First World White Girl Problems: If There Was Ever Proof That No Man Can Is Good Enough For A Strong Independent Girlboss Dog Mom This Is It.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Her mother told her she “very noticeably put weight on” her legs. How dare a womynz tell her the truth! She wants to know how to get a psychic vampire out of her life. Hint: Pretend the psychic vampire is a man who asked you out on a date and ghost him. A man has invested large amounts of money and time in her. Not just any man, a man with a list of attributes that is too good to be true. But he hasn’t … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0047 – First World White Girl Problems: Women Can Not Take Responsibility For Anything In Their Lives. Women Are Property.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWomen blame everything wrong with their lives on the man who is fucking them, other women, or the man who is currently fucking them and other women. No woman has ever accepted responsibility for the fuck ups in her life. The idea that women should have jobs, vote, sign contracts, own property is retarded. Property can not own property. Women think men are suppose to support them. Wrong. Men are suppose to tell women “no” when women are about to fuck up. If a man tell you “no” that means he loves you. If … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0046 – First World White Girl Problems: Womynz Have Very High Opinions Of Themselves.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Her true calling is helping people become stronger – so she wants to go back to college. A woman in her midfourties who is fat, has wrinkles, and has acne wants her husband to be sexually attracted to her. She is 27, intelligent, talented, brilliant, and has three college degrees. Guess what she’s never had. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact. Stalk The Great One. Send The Great One hate … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0045 – First World White Girl Problems: The Womynz Are Clueless.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadToday’s episode is brought to you by Asshole Consulting. Asshole Consulting is E. Jean’s nightmare. If you need affirmation and coddling you go to E. Jean. When you need the truth and a swift kick in the ass you go to Asshole Consulting dot com. In this episode of first world white girl problems: Unicorn woman in construction wants to know if she was unprofessional. Her ex-boyfriend has her photo in an album on Boomerbook which is nothing but photos of his ex-girlfriends. Should she tell her new boyfriend that she is mentally ill? … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0044 – First World White Girl Problems: The Only Time Women Aren’t Selfish Is When It Might Benefit A Man.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadYou may or may not get a podcast on Monday. The rest of my week is filled with work. Real paying work. Not playing SWTOR and yelling at the internet. Women are the most selfish animals on Earth. Right up until the point where being selfish would bring some benefit to the life of a man. Then they cast aside their selfishness long enough to destroy a man’s life. In this episode of first world white girl problems: She wants to fuck other men but her husband wont give her permission to fuck other … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0043 – First World White Girl Problems: All Women Are Interchangeable. No, You Don’t Know This One Woman Who Majored In STEM And Isn’t Like That.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThis episode was recorded on the most special day of the year. April 20th. The birthday of Adolph Hitler. Then we talk about the fascism of women. And, April 20th is also day 400 of 15 days to flatten the curve. It’s fascism all the way down. In this episode of first world white girl problems: She can’t get her daughter to leave her bedroom. The father could not be reached for comment. He can’t stop 50 year old women from touching and kissing him. She wants to fuck her Ph.D advisor but he … Continue reading →