Cynical Libertarian Society

Stating The Obvious 0610 – Texas Politics: Only 820 Laws Away From Perfection.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One rants some more about new laws in Texas, the lameness of government, and how fucking stupid statists are. I think I get single mothers in as well. In other words – same shit, different day. Want to know more about the 820 new laws in Texas than you ever wanted to know? Have at it . . . https://legiscan.com/TX/legislation/2019 https://capitol.texas.gov/Reports/Report.aspx?LegSess=86R&ID=signedbygov Spend! Consume! Obey! Do your spending and consuming through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can spend and consume yet another … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0248 – Asshole Consulting, The CSU Collegian, and Bullshitting.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:37:56 — 92.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode: Captain Capitalism provides some Asshole Consulting. No, he isn’t consulting The Great One’s Asshole. Cappy is the asshole who is providing the consulting. The Great One is just along for the ride. Then we delve into the CSU Collegian newspaper which provides near endless entertainment. Cappy gets pissed off about things. Cappy invokes his sliding scale for American women and claims that a 4 is better than a 4. Cappy avoids writing his book. When Clarey finally finishes his book you could buy … Continue reading →

Linkage: 26 November, 2019 – The Fears and Insanity of Fat Womynz. #CLSology

It’s 0800 and the snow is dumping outside. Now if the snow were dumping and I could stay home, write this episode of linkage, drink coffee, lift weights, podcast and attend to any of the literally (Hitler!) hundred things on my to-do list I’d be fine with that. But no. No good dead goes unpunished. I volunteered. Yes. I’m stupid. One of the first things I learned in the United States Army (in the pre-woman/fag/trannie era) was to never volunteer. Never. Ever. No matter what. And yet apparently I didn’t actually learn this lesson else I wouldn’t have to go … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0609 – Texas Politics: Bend Over Texans. The Government Is Making New Laws.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode I delve into the actions/inactions of the government of my home state of Texas. Texas is a lovely place. Our government not so much. The Texas legislature only meets ever two years but they aren’t going to let that stop them from doing damage. The Texas legislature is also dominated by Republicans (which will get all the cuckservatives to stroke themselves) but they aren’t going to let that stop them from doing damage either. Spend! Consume! Obey! Shop through my Amazon affiliate link … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0247 – Weyland-Yutani Rant – Areas of Responsibility and Communicating.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 13:19 — 23.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSSome more ranting about Weyland-Yutani and workplaces in general. 1. You have to have clearly defined areas of responsibility. 2. You have to get everything in writing otherwise you will get fucked. Here’s a Friday bonus. German engineering. Clarey still hasn’t finished his book. The man has more excuses than a femistatist. But if he ever does finish the book, or if that fucker Piggott ever completes his third book, you could buy either or both of them through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon and … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0608 – Waiting On Cappy To Finish His Book.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:18:27 — 72.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode Cappy visits The Great One. Cappy still hasn’t finished his book and attempts to cover up the fact that he is lazy by making all sorts of excuses for not writing. Things like health, travelling, people wanting to talk to him, being allergic to cats and other pussy excuses. We also talk about other stuff. If Cappy ever finishes his book you can buy it through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0607 – Zoomers Are Too Dumb To Smoke Less Dope.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWe (the Royal We) finish up with how smoking dope is addictive and makes people dumb. Then we continue on the subject of dumb by talking about the Texas legislature. If only zoomers could buy dope via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I could buy hundreds of thousands of cuck bucks worth of shit I don’t need. For example a Supergirl Barbie doll. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0606 – Remember When We Were Told Smoking Dope Doesn’t Cause Health Problems and Is Not Addictive?

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 53:34 — 53.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAnyone remember all the things we’ve been told over the years? Anyone remember how the cuckservatives believed and went along because they wouldn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelz? Anyone wanna guess how much of our tax money is going to be needed to deal with this? If only zoomers could buy dope via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I could buy hundreds of thousands of cuck bucks worth of shit I don’t need. For example a Supergirl Barbie doll. Send some commies to Canada. They … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0605 – Libtards Are Evil. Cuckservatives Are Stupid.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 53.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSLibtards Are Evil. Cuckservatives Are Stupid. Evil will always trump stupid. Also in this episode: Femistatist lesbians on OKCupid. The next thing the feminist movement has to focus on is… Women’s rights in countries outside the US, including fighting for women’s education and civil rights and ending child marriage and genital mutilation. Also, increasing access to sex ed and contraception in the US. Women have to be reminded over and over, over and over, over and over to not pull tampons out of their slits and … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0604 – The Great One Defines Libertarian Government and We All Realize Just How Cucked Cuckservatives Are.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 53.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode The Great One rips on Tim Newman some more and exposes cuckservatives for being cucks. The Great One will also explain why he still listens to Tim’s podcast despite Tim being a cuck. You might be wondering about that and it’s a good question. Keep spending them federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon so I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the … Continue reading →

Linkage: 5 November, 2019 – Accepting That Stupid People Have Won. #CLSology

I’ve hit my limit on stupid people for the day. I find myself so sufficiently pissed off I can’t stop being pissed of enough to get pissed off enough to write linkage. That’s pretty fucking pissed off. And if I were fucking something pretty maybe I wouldn’t be so pissed off. Thank the Gods and Goddesses that I have hatred to keep me going elsewise I’d have likely killed myself by now. Killed myself successfully mind you. Not a failed suicide attempt designed to get attention because I’m a womynz or a gurl. When I want to feed my rage … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0603 – Cucks On The Interwebz Opine That Libertarian Government Can Not Work. Said Cucks Fail To Define “Libertarian Government” or “Work”. This Is Feelings Not Logic.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One listens to a podcast in which two impotent cucks whine about libertarians in order to avoid focusing on any real problems. Such as the fact that leftists are in control of Western Civilization and winning the culture war. And TGO starts cyberbegging for the next Supergirl statue he don’t need for any reason at all and has no space for. Keep spending them federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon so I can buy yet another Supergirl … Continue reading →

Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.

Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004. I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away. There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that. And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0246 – Listener Responses to The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life Part 1.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:19:47 — 76.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode which I’m posting late in the day instead of in the morning because job + snow = fuck me I tangent like a mother fucker for almost 20 minutes then read the first response I received to Anarchy Moment 0244 – The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life. Give my life meaning by buying stuff you don’t need through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and compensate for my failures. … Continue reading →

Linkage: 29 October, 2019 – The Zoomers Will Not Save You. #CLSology

And here does The Great One sit in his new office. An office larger than the previous office. Which is good. Except that now the trash can is farther away from the desk. Which is bad. Not near as many college girls outside the window. Which is bad. And right now the main thing outside the window is snow. AKA global warming. And snow is bad m’kay. The Great One likes white. The Great One likes seeing white. But not this kind of white. What’s out there on the interwebz I should comment upon today? How about statistics. It’s been … Continue reading →