In this episode of first world white girl problems:
- “Everything was lovely and beautiful” until her boyfriend banged his ex-girlfriend. I don’t think “lovely and beautiful” means what she thinks it means. Who knew?
- Her boyfriend needs constant attention. That’s because she doesn’t have a boyfriend. She has either a dog or a girlfriend. Who knew?
- Her friends went out together without inviting her. Who the fuck do they think they are? Who knew?
- She was lied to about how wonderful it would be working for a non-profit. Non-profits don’t have money or competent employees. Who knew?
Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.