In this episode of first world white girl problems:
- Disney princess who is about to become divorced is concerned she will not be able to find a man who is good enough for her and her son. As if she cares about her son.
- People keep asking her for free advice.
- The man of her dreams has been banging three other women. Women love an alpha.
- She communicates with her boss via snapchat. I think we’ve found the problem.
- A man has a small penis and feels the need to tell women about it.
- She is 33, has a master’s degree, no talent at all, and no idea what to do with her life.
- She has turned 40 and men no longer catcall her. It’s a heart-warming tale of woman meets wall.
- She married a man she is not physically attracted to. I’m sure this will turn out good.
- Her boyfriend is still texting his ex-girlfriend.
- She gets up in the middle of the night to eat and has no idea how to stop stuffing food in her mouth.
Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.