Cynical Libertarian Society

Anarchy Moment 0258 – The Great One Wastes Part Of His Finite Life Attempting To Warn Women. You’re Welcome.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 12:41 — 24.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this early morning episode of filled with anarchy The Great One talks about being grateful for sunlight, never kissing his sister, and attempts to warn women that yes they do need men. Women will not listen and continue to provide TGO with endless entertainment. Do your fish-bicycle shopping through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if … Continue reading →

College Kid ‘Cast 0012 – “Americans today have been taught a history of failed communism…” Whines A Zoomer. That’s Because Communism Has Never Been Successful.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:17:45 — 77.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn today’s episode a slightly drunk Great One yells at the interwebz about all kinds of stuff. Eventually he gets around to talking about a stupid college zoomer that might be a boy or might be a girl but is certainly overweight and thinks that we shouldn’t be dissing on Marxism. Because capitalism sucks. All the things capitalism provides for fat zoomers who don’t know if they are boys or girls are good. But the part where other people profit is bad. M’kay? Buy the Communist … Continue reading →

Linkage: 25 February, 2020 – Frank Cervi’s Kampf? What About TGO’s Kampf? #CLSology

The Great One sits down at the computer to write linkage and . . . I don’t know yet. I just started. Is TGO going to exhamine Adam Piggott’s post about homosexuals coming for/on/in your children? Even TGO doesn’t know right this moment. You may wonder how it is that TGO knows not his own future. Let The Great One tell you about it. All of us, yes even The Great One, Himself – founder of the Cynical Libertarian Society, on the internet since 1999, podcasting for 15 years, who is right, has always been right, will always be right, … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0622 -The Great One Offends Everyone. But It’s Art and I’ve Been Doing This For Months So It’s Freedom Of Speech.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:24:50 — 81.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSTrigger Warning: If you are asian you might be highly offended by this episode as I totally forgot to insult asians. I’m sure that now I’m racist against asians since I didn’t say anything about you. Fucking Jesus Christ on a stick (now that’s some art!) get over yourself. I’ll insult asians next time around. This episode is maybe just a bit offensive. Snowflakes might experience some melting. In this episode: Maybe not everyone is cut out for college. Police collar bestiality suspect. Get it? Get … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:00 — 83.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAfter telling you about my morning we read a comment on the website and discover that yes, all women are like that. Then it’s off to first world white girl problems! In this episode of first world white girl problems: She wants to keep her boyfriend and she can’t lose her job. What is the obvious way to achieve theses two results? Her relationship with the boyfriend has “trust, loyalty, love and happiness” but he will not marry her. Should she leave him and find a … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:00 — 82.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Her boyfriend is smarter than her and makes more money than her. Of course he is and of course he does. If he didn’t he wouldn’t be her boyfriend. Women don’t date down. Men date down. She’s a “newspaperwoman” on the West Coast. We’ve already identified the problem. She “somehow” let a man who isn’t the father of her child think he isn’t the father of her child. All will become obvious soon as “the baby won’t … Continue reading →

Linkage: 18 February, 2020 – People’s Republic of Fort Collins Photo Essay. #CLSology

They say (you know, “they” – they say so it must be true) that a photo is worth a thousand words. This will be the longest edition of linkage ever. I’ve posted this one before but it never gets old. Yes, it really was a woman driver. I saw here get out of the car. I also saw that she didn’t bother to check if her car was between the lines. Why should she? Women don’t need to follow rules and women face no consequences. Ever. That’s why they should vote and have jobs. That’s why you should man up … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 56:39 — 85.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSYou people should grateful that you listen to my podcast. And remember – if you are listening to this podcast without giving me money you are stealing. I was intending to read some E. Jean letters. That didn’t work out. I started telling a story, which lead to another story, which lead down a rabbit hole on the interwebz, which lead to me having a revelation in which I gain understanding of the only thing a woman can do with her life which allows her to … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0257 – Valentines Day Mega-Statism Special!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:14:51 — 74.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI know. I know. You were thinking there would be no podcast today. Wrong bitches. I recorded the podcast this morning and was all wrapped up by 0930. But then I had other things to do, errands to run, things to piss me off and suck up my time, weights to lift, food to eat, no booze to drink as I had four Martinis last night and it’s time to lay off a bit, and more. And thus do I welcome you to the Valentines Day … Continue reading →

Stealing Other People’s Podcast: Michael W. Dean Shuts Down The Freedom Feens

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:12:28 — 67.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSOnce again The Great One hijacks another podcast. Damn I’m getting lazy. Pretty soon I’ll expect you to pay for my tampons. Fagtag period poverty. I present you the last episode of The Freedom Feens. What was a great podcast became a very mediocre radio program. Mediocre because Michael brought on other hosts who were not him. And they were boring. And they were lame. And they were gay. And some of them were women – which is the same as being boring, lame and gay. … Continue reading →

Linkage: 11 February, 2020 – Blogging Off. Buggering Off. Jacking Off. Goofing Off. Fucking Off. Getting Off. #CLSology

I don’t owe you fuckers anything. And good morning children. You fuckers do realize that the time I devote to the Cynical Libertarian Society takes away from the time I could be spending talking to girls right? I’m in an odd mood this morning and I’m gonna take it out on you. Why? Because linkage, just like the podcast, doesn’t exist for you. It exist for me. This is my therapy as you full well know. I’ve hit a point where I’m looking at all the things I need to do (like cleaning up the office) and haven’t the slightest … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0621 – National Geographic Magazine Is Cucked As Fuck.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode I talk some more about period poverty. I mean how can I not. How can a sane person not make fun of this? Then I get back to the path where all this started. Making fun of National Geographic Magazine. We have a look through the “The Arctic Is Heating Up” issue. We get a few laughs out of it. It’s the same thing you’ve been hearing since the 1980s. The North Pole is going to melt and be ice free by 1990, … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0620 – “Menstruators Are Referred To As Women, Which Is Harmful, Upsetting, And Downright Ridiculous.” Fagtag Some Men Menstruate.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:48:54 — 102.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI hereby declare that hashtags will now be known as fagtags. Friends and enemies go get yourself a drink ’cause we are gonna be here for a while. The Great One goes down the rabbit hole and comes out in an alternate reality where strong independent fish-bicycle womynz are perfect and can do it all. Except for acquiring tampons. Period poverty is keeping womynz down. Lack of access to period products continues to be a barrier to girls’ education, and we’re committed to raising awareness, providing … Continue reading →

Linkage: 4 February, 2020 – Time! Ticking In My Head! #CLSology

Time. Are you short on time? The Great One is short on time. The Great One has work to do. Podcasts to record. Martinis to drink. Girls to get rejected by. Statists to ridicule. Places to go and people to do. I’m gonna clear out some of the slush pile today before heading off to work where I will spend a day attempting to not kill zoomers. Let me introduce you to The Cultural Oncologist. When going to CensorshipTube to find and embed these videos I have yet again discovered that some of the videos I wanted to link to … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0025 – First World White Girl Problems: You Need Not Accept The Wall. The Wall Comes For You Acceptance Or Not.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:00 — 83.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Her friend is going to copy-cat “HER DAY” and it’s a crisis. She wants to know how to come to terms with the wall. She doesn’t know the word “no”. Sex is painful for her. How long should she lie to men and not tell them this. A rare appearance from a normal woman. She “finally found him” but she loves New York city more than she loves him. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep … Continue reading →