Wuhan Weekend Update: 4 April, 2020 #WuhanHoax #CLSology
Are you ready for the weekend? Got big plans? Gonna go out and hit on some hotties?
That’s what The Great One is gonna do.
Not sure how many hotties are gonna be out to hit on. And what has chased off the hotties? Was it toxic masculinity? Was it the Orange Man? Is there a shoe sale in another city?
Did they get rounded up by the National Guard?
None of the above. In the case of the National Guard – not yet. It’s a Wuhan Weekend. The hotties are hiding out in house. Or are they? Telling people in Colorado to not go outside is like telling people in Colorado to not smoke dope. Best case scenario you get riots. Other best case scenario politicians and government employees are being shot in the street and all the cops are dead.
What have we learned about Wuhan Virus from Twitter? I’m glad you asked. Let’s have a look shall we.
Hobby Lobby is about as essential as Walmart. Anything you can’t find at Walmart you can find at Hobby Lobby.
During the Wuhan Hoax all deaths will initially be tied to Wuhan Virus. Anything that can be done to elevate the body count will be done to elevate the body count.
Asian’s are moving up the ladder of victimhood. After all those years of not being able to use racism as an excuse for failure yellow people are finally getting a piece of the racism pie.
What have you been spending your money on? Dope? You leftist are so in love with virtue signalling how much you care about homeless people. This is your chance to join the homeless people.
More funding! Yay! Wait… Who pays for that funding…?
Gotta keep those boarders open at any cost. All hail the great replacement! Do the people growing the food know that a huge number of people just became unemployed? Maybe the people who use to serve food before being put out of work by the government could get the food off the farm. Or would that be too much work for a Millennial with a liberal arts degree who use to wait tables.
Or we could not. He’s just guessing.
“You do not realize that Taco Bell is the only restaurant to survive the Wuhan Hoax. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.”
The economy is crashing. You are losing another chunk of freedom. Money printer goes bbbrrrrrrrrr. The dope deals aren’t even slowing down.
Gosh. I wonder how the rich homosexual (((Jew))) governor of Colorado is coping. Does he need more of my tax money to get through the crisis? Does he need a dope delivery? What about some Taco Bell?
Watching the main stream media pretend they are relevant, important, or even still anything other than the enemies of white heterosexuals is some of the best entertainment I’ve had in months.
Yea. It could. Or it could not. This isn’t news. This isn’t even information. This is guessing.
You won’t go to jail for going outside. For now.
It’s all about dope.
There’s a “pandemic” and this is what’s important.
And that lasted all of 5 hours. No one is going to tell Coloradoans they can’t smoke dope. Take their freedom? Yes. Take their money? Yes. Take their guns? Yes. Take their dope? Never.
Because their parents can’t feed them? The school is closed and my tax money is still feeding other people’s children.
1. Where is your social distancing. 2. Hospitals don’t have enough PPE to deal with a pandemic? What the fuck have hospitals been doing with all the money they make?
Because their parents can’t feed them. I though single mothers were strong and independent and could do anything? Why do volunteers have to gather on dark cold mornings to use my tax money to fee the children of fish-bicycle riding girlboss single mothers?
You ain’t gonna stop dope smokers smoking and you ain’t gonna stop skiers from skiing.
There is always some good news. You just have to look hard enough. The world can always do without one more local musician.
Boarders? Still open. Airports? Still open. Outside? Closed.
Dope is essential. Outside is not essential.
Alter detention protocols? By substituting execution? I can only dream.
Coworking was a cute fad which has outlived its usefulness. If Wuhan Hoax kills it at least one good thing will come of all this. Shared and open work places are disease factories just like schools.
Only 78 to go.
I donate blood as often as I can. Why? I’m not a fag. That’s why. You’re welcome.
Dope festival cancelled! How will we survive!
Who could have ever seen that coming?
The market for the win. Government still can’t figure out how to do anything other than put small businesses out of business.
Fuck mate. You fucking single mothers still can’t feed your spawn? I thought you could do it all!
Finally, to wrap up your morning and get you in the right mood for your Wuhan Weekend I leave you with some Popp.
Final bonus image from Twitter!
A woman cosplaying a construction worker. That’s cute sweetie. Now get in the kitchen and make a pie for the men who are actually building the houses that no one can afford.
Final bonus as I get ready to schedule this post and get on with my life.
Google is launching a tool that will publicly track people’s movements amid the coronavirus pandemic, allowing health officials to check whether their communities are abiding by social-distancing measures.
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“No personally identifiable information, such as an individual’s location, contacts or movement, will be made available at any point,” the company says.
Google will track your movements without gathering data such as your location or movement.
Government indoctrination centers demonizing their replacement: