First things first. ‘Cause they are the first things. The Depeche Mode album I was talking about yesterday is Some Great Reward. You can jam those tunes right here:
Second things second. Stop the press! A man has finally died of Wuhan Virus in Larimer County. No information on underlying conditions. I’ll lay money he didn’t eat healthy and go to the gym three times a week.
Now for some humour. Brace yourself. You will laugh out loud. This is pure comedy.
1. My God she is ugly.
2. New York State now has more reported Wuhan infections than any country in the world is her claim. Maybe it does. Let’s factor in how many of them are in NYC, and NYC is a shit hole, and politicians are going to inflate the numbers to get more disaster money, and having the Wuhan Virus in your body is not the same as either being sick or dying.
3. They are digging (((MASS GRAVES!!!!))) for the poor people killed by Wuhan. MASS GRAVES!!!! Mass graves were good enough for the (((Jews))). I’m sure they are good enough for poor people from NYC.
4. “The poorest and the most marginal are bearing the burden in this crisis.” You mean after all these years of welfare, redistribution, affirmative action, and the War On Poverty? The media still clings to virtue signalling. Watch this cucked white man’s face as he laments for these poor marginalized citizens of NYC.
5. See the other cuck white man report wearing a mask. Try not to laugh.
6. Now. Reality. You are hearing this from the cucked main stream media, not from me. Listen to the cuck reporter when he tells you the governor’s office told him there are 90,000 hospital beds in New York state but only 18,000 are filled. THERE IS NO FUCKING PANDIMIC. THE AIRPORTS ARE STILL OPEN. CUCKS ARE STILL IMPORTING MUD PEOPLE. THERE IS NO FUCKING PANDIMIC YOU FUCKWITS. The only curve that needs to be flattened is the number of people immigrating to the United States and that curve needs to be flattened to zero.
7. Listen to the military officer say “the optics may not be great” when asked why his hospital ship has only treated 80 people. There is no pandemic.
8. Listen to the fat nurse lament seeing three bodies taken to the morgue in one day. Three! Three! That’s the same as the number of minutes she can go without stuffing a bon bon in her mouth.
9. A woman in Michigan lost her husband and son to Wuhan Virus. Let’s not mention that her husband and son were both, as we can see in the photo, fat.
10. “The new normal.”
This is 4 minutes and 22 seconds of pure comedy. Watching the MSM masturbate to disaster porn is the greatest. The whole time they are salivating for a new normal in which they are worshipped as saviours of the masses and the Trumpenfuhrer loses the election.
Right? Right. Here’s the video. Watch it.
Speaking of comedy and masturbation, there is the cuck-right. Yesterday Piggott linked to this bit from the Z-Man. The cuck-right has latched on to Wuhan as their own Personal Jesus. Which is also a Depech Mode song.
Literally Hitler last night I figured out why the cuck-right is nothing but one failure after another. They are leftists. The cuck-right wants stuff. They want college to not indoctrinate their children, they want women to be traditional, they want homosexuals to stop pulling out their dicks in public, they want fewer abortions. They want, want, want, want, want.
But just like the left they are too fucking lazy to do anything. They meander through life looking for a Saviour.
Tucker Carlson. Jordan Peterson. Trump. Jesus. The Red Pill. The Black Pill. The God Pill. And now, Wuhan Virus.
Yes, now the cuck-right is clinging to possibility that women (who lack self-awareness and operate primarily on emotion) are going to magically return to traditional times because of a fake pandemic.
Pure comedy. Here is the punch line of Z-Man’s joke.
Increasingly, women are seeing the disaster that is modern life for what it is.
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The great lock-down is madness that will eventually force great changes. This hysterical response to the virus will force a lot of rethinking about practical matters, like the habit of outsourcing manufacturing to China and the outsourcing of child rearing to the state. This is what we may be witnessing in this great panic over the virus. it is the beginning of the end of the gynocracy.
Yes. Womynz sure are seeing the disaster that is modern life. I know I’m surrounded by womynz who are suddenly waking up, going to the gym, losing weight, and not talking as much.
Yes. The multitudes of sheep are going to engage their minds with “a lot of rethinking about practical matters.”
Z-Man has about as much awareness of reality as an onion does. “The beginning of the end of the gynocracy.” This is pure masturbation. This is the direct equivalent to my comments about banging the CUS Women’s Volleyball team. It’s funny. It would be nice. It’s not going to happen. Playing about as if it’s going to happen is a bit. A joke. A funny. Actually behaving as if it’s going to happen is an indicator of insanity.
Z-Man is also correct about many things. This reinforces the impotence of the cuck-right. They can identify problems. They simply have no workable solutions. Cuck-righters are statists. The statists solutions is always the government, which is another way of saying “I want someone else to do it for me.” The government will always become more leftist as time goes by.
Here are some of the completely true and valid observations Z-Man makes in this same post.
America is not just run by women; it is now run by overprotective schoolmarms. Social distancing is just the latest thing in a world now run by childless women. On-line, the harpies have been demanding males with the wrong ideas be social distanced right off the internet. The great purging of dissident voices from social media was a dry run for social distancing.
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Since women have come to dominate the workplace, the fastest growing parts of the economy are those where women have the dominant position. For example, while STEM jobs get outsourced to barbarians, either imported from tribal areas or through outsourcing, health care, which is dominated by women, has been booming. Tech workers have seen declining wages, but registered nurses have seen their wages grow.
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A man with no way to support a family, relegated to living off a woman, has no reason to live. Inevitably, drugs, alcohol and eventually suicide become the answer.
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The purpose of feminism for close to a century was to give homely women a reason to feel good about themselves. In a world where women are made hideous on the inside by the pointlessness of their existence, but given power over society, feminism has had to find a new audience.
I’ll take a moment to point out that Z-Man can’t even be bothered to remove the social media link icons on his site that point to nothing, nor to configure his permalinks correctly. Yet he can cyber-beg. Just like a leftard.
It’s easier to “hope” (which is not a process) that Wuhan will do the work for you. The cuck-right is impotent and they have lost the culture war and they know it. Fag tag failure.
And now for something completely different, a boomer woman getting hysterical over the Wuhan Hoax. Friends and enemies, I give you direct, unedited quotes taken from emails sent to me by my boomer mother. My atheist, Democrat, open boarder, abortion loving, white hating, global warming believing mother.
I hope you have rent money for about 3 months or more and food…the unemployment thing is fucked up now..millions applying and the gop is not worried about giving money to things like this…they want to give billions to things like trump hotels and airlines and tiny amounts to some families…a 1 time check, like this is gonna end in one month….no one is staying in and out of harms way, so more and more are getting ill…houston is thinking…about a stay at home order…thinking only…. we have more cases around this area now…
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oh yes, the lt gov of tx said yesterday we need to all go back to work and if a lot of old people die, that’s just the way it is… take about back lash from a lot of old people who vote…they are saying he can go die himself…besides, old people don’t work, younger ones work…and are at the greatest risk… Trump said by monday he thinks this will be over and we will all be back at work…cause the big business’ need income… his hotels are empty and that’s why…and wall street is closed…well, NY is home of wall street and the gov of n.y. will not comply with trump…they have even more cases now than before….
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Trump just said that he wants millions of people in church on Easter Sunday cause Easter is a special day for him….I agree, let those nuts pack in and we will be rid of them in no time…
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It’s been a morning and I am ready to go back to bed….Just got the mail with a post card that says president trump’s guidelines for america….and it’s obvious that fool had nothing to do with the thing…cause it’s safety measures and such…trump just said he wants everyone back at work and millions in churches for easter–cause it’s a special day for him….basically he want people to die so he can make money again…ha ha the first thing on the card is listen to your state and local authorities….==cause who the fuck listens to trump…he says it will be gone by easter..doctors say it could be months and if people don’t listen and stay home and such as many as 200 million people could get sick or die…Stupid Florida just locked down and LA now has the fasting growing spread of the virus because of Martigra
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if you ever get on the unemployment web site, you will get 4 month of checks…thanks to the dems….and you may get a person check or you boss will get a big amount to pay you’ll regular salary…all thinks to the dems…
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according to reports SS people should be getting a 1,200 check also…if I do, I am not gonna spend it cause the fucking republicans may try to take it back in the future…all they care about is wall street, being rich and fucking us regular poor people…
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when I left here yesterday the counts for the virus were 85,968 infected and 1,268 dead….right now it stands at 102,361 and 1,613….world wide was 525,831 and 23,532…right now it stands at 602,148 and 27,989…. but we are gonna all be over this by easter sunday according to trump… and Jenny still thinks trump is god…makes me want to puke when she kisses his ass…one woman died in Austin yesterday…she was 70…
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I see your state is now on strict stay at home rules….at 1 p.m. the count was 151,980 with 2793 dead…at 4 it was 154,578 and 2,874 dead….and this count does not include people who have not been tested… the fucker is about to come on again…yesterday he said he thought the doctors and nurses were stealing all those mask they have been getting and that perhaps the reporters could check that out…no shit! and he said that most states don’t have modern computers, they have ones that are from 40 years ago!!! now he says life is gonna be great when this is over…yea, unless your dead, or dead broke, or your business is gone, or you family is dead….
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I get my real news from MSNBC and Austin news.. you have 2,966 cases there with 509 in the hospital and 69 dead…and this hasn’t even gotten started good… you can bike and run, just don’t go near anyone…don’t touch anyone and wash your hands all the time when you come in… I don’t get news from FB…most of that shit comes from Russia or China if it’s something bad about those in gov. trying to help the people out… they now predict that 100-240 thousand people could die and this is even if you stay in and take care….people who don’t even show signs of illness can have the virus….why do you thing all the things you work for got shut down??? I am too damn old and crippled up to come down there and clean out your apartment if you die….
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I forgot to tell you–take your shoes off when you get to the door and don’t wear them inside..someone could spit on the ground and you could step in it…and carry it in your house…I know I sound like a doctor…. read the papers…Travis co has 200 cases, Bexar has 157, Fort Bend has 119, Harris 526 and this is old counts cause now we have 2 and the paper says 0.. in all 2,877 with 38 dead…but like I said old news…
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OMG 630 people died in New York yesterday! the new count about 30 minutes ago was 287,928 and 7721 dead… world wide is 1,121,192 and 60,854…. and EVERYONE has been ordered to wear a mask when you go outside…. and that means you….I am going to be making mask this weekend for me, Sally and Tony….using the clothe napkins we use to use on the table…can you get any mask and gloves up there…. the 6′ distance is o.k., but they say the virus can travel 23 feet if someone is coughing on you….time to get serious…as of last night TX had 5,330 cases and 90 dead… we went to walmart yesterday and I took a rag and my disinfectant..I cleaned the basked handle and the seat for my purse and the handles of the cart she used….they had baskets turned over and lined up outside so you could only go in the in door and out the out door…big deal…people were in there walking around dragging their kids, no masks, no hand cleaning… but they did give the employees gloves and mask..so nice of the fucking ultra rich owners to do that… the guys collecting the carts did not even have gloves! touching every single cart and pushing them back in for everyone to touch….stupidity will kill us all….
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they are now saying for everyone to stay in for the next 2 weeks…don’t go out at all….not even to shop….they are trying to break the cycle… but thousands of people are going to church on Easter Sunday… they should all be locked in for 2 weeks and if they die, they die… those fools think god is every where, but now they need to go to church to find him! ha ha
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There is some new news on the virus…some people who get it have strokes…they find that it causes the blood to form clots in the legs, lungs and heart…killing some people and others are paralyzed….and this is in young people… it’s increasing around here now…
Z-Man is “hoping” that hysterical boomers like this are going to engage in a lot of rethinking about practical matters. And that hope is called cuck.
Here are the stats on NYC Wuhan Virus as of Friday, 10 April, 2020 morning.
Medical officials are unable to distinguish boys from girls in 206 instances. Think on that for a moment. There are 206 dead bodies and no one can figure out if those dead people are boys or girls. Think real hard on the implications of that.
The actual number of healthy people who have died is 89. Population of NYC is 8,398,748.
That is .00106% of the population. Meanwhile .00245% of the population can’t figure out if they are boys or girls.
I’d love to see you attempt to explain this to my hysterical boomer mother.
The problem isn’t what you think it is.
It’s almost as if the State wants you to be sick.
This is not our new normal. This is you attention whoring.
Good things do happen to bad people.
Our homosexual Jewish governor cosplaying as a stagecoach robber. I feel safer already.
Instead of testing them how about sending them back where they came from? Or we could send them to Pink’s house.
Sixty-nine people. I’m scared. Are you scared? That’s .00121% of the population of Colorado. Gosh, if only there were a scary hockey stick graph to go along with this.
Because not everyone is a sheep. The mask is to protect other people. What if you don’t want to protect other people? There is nothing wrong with deliberately spreading a virus. To imply otherwise is to be fagophobic.
New California Law Reduces Penalty for Knowingly Exposing Someone to HIV
Oct. 13, 2017, 1:53 PM UTC / Updated Oct. 13, 2017, 1:53 PM UTC
By Julie Moreau
California Governor Jerry Brown signed into law Senate Bill (SB) 239, which reduces penalties for knowingly exposing a sexual partner to HIV.
Under current California law, it is felony offense punishable by 3 to 8 years in prison. The new law, which was signed by Brown on Oct. 6 and takes effect January 1, changes this to a misdemeanor, carrying a 6-month prison term — the same punishment as knowingly exposing someone to other communicable diseases.
The law also reduces the penalty for knowingly donating blood infected with HIV from a felony to a misdemeanor.
Democrats Scott Wiener and Todd Gloria authored the legislation, which was passed in the Senate in May, and approved by the Assembly in early September. The measure was co-sponsored by more than 130 advocacy organizations, including Equality California, the ACLU of California, APLA Health, Black AIDS Institute, Lambda Legal and Positive Women’s Network–USA.
When the (((Jews))) were put in concentration camps, on the advice of experts, they also found alternative ways to celebrate weddings and birthdays.
Wuhan Virus is the global warming wacko’s wet dream.
Fair. “We” need to make it “fair.” Good thing we don’t have a real pandemic to deal with. If we did not only would the airports be closed but no one would be virtue signalling over fairness.
End gun violence. Good thing we don’t have a real pandemic to deal with.
Homosexual (((Jew))) will talk on TV. I feel safer already.
Elton John, through his AIDS Foundation, has launched a COVID-19 Emergency Fund to help those with HIV maintain their care in the face of the coronavirus pandemic.
John tweeted Saturday, “Today, I’m proud to announce that my Foundation is launching a $1 million COVID-19 Emergency Fund to make sure that our frontline partners can respond to the effects of COVID-19 on HIV care for the most marginalized communities around the world.”
Because we wouldn’t want homosexuals to get less attention would we? That wouldn’t be “fair.”
Official notice The Great One is on vacation for all of April.
It’s not all bad news.
Stop telling people not to drink bleach. Stop keeping inferior people alive.
My oh my. Look at that diversity.
Here’s a hockey stick chart for you. Money printer goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
CU is bracing for the economic impact. I think they mean gearing up to spend the bailout money CU will receive. Money printer goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
And there is the official notice that The Great One will be on vacation for May as well. The Unemployment Insurance has kicked in. The Great One is gonna go trail running.
The. Money. Printer. Goes.
Whew! We made it through all that.
After all that comedy you may find yourself in need of a dose of uncucked reason and logic to get you through this Wuhan Weekend. You have come to the right place because The Great One is gonna set you up with some of the freshest anarcho-capitalist logic and reasoning you’ve never tasted.
Here is a full six pack of uncucked from Eric D. July. As always… You’re welcome.