If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
I care about volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
What women should do.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
The Great One would do that.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
Girls send each other secret signals.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
I’d destroy that.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.