If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
What women should do.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
Girls send each other secret signals.
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
I’d destroy that.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
The Great One would do that.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
I care about volleyball chycks.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO