If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
Girls send each other secret signals.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
I’d destroy that.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
The Great One would do that.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
What women should do.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
I care about volleyball chycks.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…