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Linkage: 11 April, 2020 – Weekend Wuhan Wanking. The Pure Comedy Edition. #CLSology #WuhanHoax

First things first. ‘Cause they are the first things. The Depeche Mode album I was talking about yesterday is Some Great Reward. You can jam those tunes right here: Second things second. Stop the press! A man has finally died of Wuhan Virus in Larimer County. No information on underlying conditions. I’ll lay money he didn’t eat healthy and go to the gym three times a week. Now for some humour. Brace yourself. You will laugh out loud. This is pure comedy. 1. My God she is ugly. 2. New York State now has more reported Wuhan infections than any … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0630 – TGO Speaks On: Trail Running, Freedom, Muslims, (((Jews))), Women, Obama Murdering Muslims With Missiles Launched From Flying Robots and A Company Donating Money To A Foreign Military.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 54.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode a very tired from too much biking and trail running Great One rants about all sorts of stuff. It takes a while but he finally gets around to the (((Jews))). The movie The Women is fucking fantastic and you should watch it. It features Rosalind Russell who is also in His Girl Friday with Cary Grant and you must watch that movie. Must. Rosalind was mega hot and hit the wall mega hard. Here is a list of her movies. https://www.ultimatemovierankings.com/rosalind-russell-movies/ His Girl … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0003 – Rollo Tomassi and Nick Krauser

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:10:16 — 183.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSGreetings friends and enemies. No podcast from the Great One today. The weather has been beautiful and I’ve been cowering in my mom’s basement afraid of dying from the Wuhan Virus. Not really. I’ve been hitting the trails every day soaking up sunshine and fresh air while listening to The Dick Show (dick.show) and scouting for hotties. I really haven’t had the time to yell at a microphone. Since summer is coming and I’ll be doing more outside when I can, not to mention going back … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0629 – The Great Wuhan Hoax of China: Hysteria Of The Boomer Womynz!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:43:31 — 103.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSOriginally I was going to respond to and expand on Adam’s post linked here: https://pushingrubberdownhill.com/2020/04/01/the-great-boomer-plague/ But then I ended up with so much material and so much to talk about that I don’t have time for that. Buckle in friends and enemies ’cause The Great One is gonna lay smackdown on some feelz today. The Boomer Cult of Death and Self. Bob is all about assisted suicide and culling. Until he might die. His wife (pussy hat wearer) is the kind of person who will report … Continue reading →

Wuhan Weekend Update: 4 April, 2020 #WuhanHoax #CLSology

Are you ready for the weekend? Got big plans? Gonna go out and hit on some hotties? That’s what The Great One is gonna do. Not sure how many hotties are gonna be out to hit on. And what has chased off the hotties? Was it toxic masculinity? Was it the Orange Man? Is there a shoe sale in another city? Did they get rounded up by the National Guard? None of the above. In the case of the National Guard – not yet. It’s a Wuhan Weekend. The hotties are hiding out in house. Or are they? Telling people … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 54.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSGreetings! In this episode The Great One talks about the Wuhan Virus Hoax for a bit. Then he gets on to a more important subject. Himself. How is The Great One holding up and what has he been doing as the Great Hoax of Wuhan descends upon civilization? Kicking ass. That’s what TGO has been doing. Having deep conversations with Zen Bunnie. Biking. Trail running. And on Tuesday the hotties were out in mass. Cleaning the interior of the $500 pickup truck. Inspecting all the components … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0030 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode II – Contemplating Suicide Because She Can’t Find A Man.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:03:22 — 173.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode we dive deep into Amy Horton’s history. What do we find? The stereotypical alpha widow. Remember in the previous episode when I said that it sounds like someone dumped her? This tweet says it all. She found an alpha and she couldn’t keep him. And there it is. Her descent into madness is fully exposed in her writing. We go backwards through her history and discover a time when she was actually sane. What happened that pushed her into the abyss? Was it … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0029 – Strong Independent Fish-bicycle Don’t Need No Man Femistatist Girlboss Who Loves To Travel Episode I – Melting Down Because She Can’t Find A Man.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:12:02 — 107.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode we delve into the mental illness of Amy Horton. I also need to be honest about this. The podcast is called Yes All Women Are Like That but truth is not all women are like this. Amy is not a normal woman. Normal women are hypergamous and normal women are influenced by feminism. Amy is an outlier. Amy is full fledged no bullshit mentally ill. I don’t call her mentally ill as name calling. I mean she has a neurochemical imbalance in her … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0263 – A Four-fecta Of Smackdown.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 38:03 — 37.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn these four recordings edited into one podcast (not uploaded as four different files on the same post) The Great One lays smackdown upon: 1. Atheists who aren’t even real atheists. And that would be most of them. 2. How do you people not have either stuff or money? What the fuck are you doing with your fucking money? 3. 85% of people lack the instinct for self-preservation. Thus the chant “Immigrants! Come on over!” 4. Why libtards can’t be allowed to live in Ancapadise. Enjoy … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0013 – The Local Artists Episode

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:16:10 — 74.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSOnce again Adam Piggott and The Great One attempt to slither their way up the greasy pole, competing with everyone else who has a microphone and a YouTube channel for your attention. Give it a listen. It’s not like you’ve got anything else to do in our Wuhan World. In this episode: Local artists. Hitler as a failed artist. Grocery stores in Wuhan World. Ducks are racist. Local coffee. Boarders. Wuhan Virus. Open mic night. And many many tangents which will literally Hitler offend the snowflakes … Continue reading →

Linkage: 24 March, 2020 – If Wuhan Virus Was Murdering Unborn Children With Kung Flu Instead Of Boomers Not One Libtard Would Give A Fuck. #CLSology

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:32:26 — 212.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSGood evening friends and enemies. The Great One finds himself bouncing back and forth between this and that. I spent the first two hours of my morning trapped in one of those brain cycles where I’m unable to accomplish anything because I can’t decide what I should be accomplishing. I have so many potential projects to be working on, so much I’d like to get done (I did clean the kitchen counters, sink, and put away some food & dishes), plans for errand running and shopping … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0262 – Do Any Of You Even Know What Is A Brain Cell?

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:10:17 — 67.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSGreetings friends and enemies. Today’s podcast is coming out late because my computer was compiling software and I spend part of the morning hanging out with Aaron Clarey doing a podcast with him. I’ll put that in my podcast feed for you. This episode was inspired by Adam Piggot. Specifically this bit in his most recent edition of Friday Hawt Chicks and Links. While the world is fixated on the plague, the progressive and caring New Zealand government takes the opportunity to ram through the most … Continue reading →

Linkage: 22 March, 2020 – Wuhan Virus Super Special Update Spectacular Extravaganza With Extra Racism (because everything is racism except for replacing white people #KillAllWhiteMen). #CLSology

You might be wondering “How did we get here? Where did the days go by? Is water flowing underground?” Why is the government telling people to stay in their homes, not go to work, not make money and risk not being able to pay their rent, get evicted, and become homeless? Because it can. It’s a perfect storm of statism, boomers, and men losing sight of the historically established fact that women lack agency. Let’s start with boomers and their lack of ability to understand much of anything. Here is a quote from an email from my leftist, statist, open … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0261 – Podcasting By The Fire With My Bipolar Girlfriend.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 51:13 — 50.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSLet The Great One tell you about his last few days. Trail running. Sunshine. Fresh air. Biking. Talking to strangers. Grocery store girls. Economic collapse. Unemployment. Government websites. Snow. Cold. Fire. Organizing. Projects. And more. Stocking up for the end times? Buy stuff through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0260 – Wuhan Virus Procrastination Everything Is Racist End Of The World Tuesday Morning Special.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 56:43 — 54.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One avoids doing anything productive by podcasting. Colorado shuts down restaurants, bars, gyms, and other such public places for 30 days. https://www.cpr.org/2020/03/16/polis-considering-statewide-closure-of-bars-restaurants-gyms-and-theaters/ https://www.colorado.gov/pacific/sites/default/files/atoms/files/Bars%20Restaurants%20PH%20order.pdf No need to buy toilet paper. Soon your cash will be toilet paper. Spend it while you till can through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President … Continue reading →