Cynical Libertarian Society

Stating The Obvious 0634 – Politician Applies The Pence Principle. Predictable Results Result.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 50.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSA man is arrested while driving a stolen car and in possession of uranium, a rattlesnake and an open bottle of whiskey. That was some party. A woman (not going to call her a mother) drove with her children on top of the car. But it’s okay. The children were in a swimming pool that was sitting on the roof of the car. A Republican candidate for Mississippi governor has read The Pence Principle and will not allow a female reporter to be alone with him. … Continue reading →

Announcement: RSS Link and Amazon Affiliate

Greetings friends and enemies. Two quick ones. Kinda like having sex with The Great One. Twice as much. Twice as quick. We’re all done now get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me a pie. 1. I’m planning to make some changes to the backend of the website on Thursday, 30 April. This should be transparent to you. Only one thing might change. It might break your RSS subscription if you RSS my site. The current RSS is: https://www.cynlibsoc.com/feed/ The new RSS will be: https://www.cynlibsoc.com/feed/ The old RSS may redirect, but you will be best served by editing … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0633 – R. Kelly’s Rules For Girls Seem Reasonable To Me.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 4:17 — 4.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSS98% of LSC waste can’t be recycled. It goes into the trash. Who has been telling you for years that the stuff you throw into blue recycling bins goes to the landfill? TGO. That’s who. R. Kelly is charged with federal sex-crimes. I’m shocked. R. Kelly is exactly what your basic white girl wants to be fucked by. Watch this video. He is making it pretty clear what you are going to be expected to do when he takes you home. https://youtu.be/lQkKUi1IkvI R. Kelly’s rules for … Continue reading →

Linkage: 21 April, 2020 – There Is No Dark Side Of The Facts. All Facts Are Hate Facts. #CLSology

Who is tired of Wuhan Virus? The Great One is tired of Wuhan Virus. Ya know what The Great One is not tired of? Wuhan Vacation. Money printer goes brrrrrrr. The sun is shinning. The snow has mostly melted off. I’m gonna bang out some linkage then hit the trails. If the Gods and Goddess are smiling upon me today I might even run across some hottie pies. So let’s get the hell on with it shall we. First up, your Wuhan fix. And now we are done with Wuhan. Let’s take a moment to make fun of safe spaces … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0632 – No Matter What You Multiply Stupid By You Still Get Stupid.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSDoes the wisdom of crowds work with democracy the same way it works with guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar? Hippy artist collectives don’t work because if you have 20 hippy artists who don’t have any money and you add them all together they still don’t have any money. 20 times 0 equals 0. Democracy is the idea that if you magnify stupidity you will get intelligence. 400K times stupid equals stupid. One of the local Smashburgers got evicted for not paying rent. … Continue reading →

Linkage: 18 April, 2020 – Wuhan Weekend 1984. Thou Shalt Not Peaceably Assemble No More. Next Year We Come For Your Guns. #WuhanHoax #Wuhan1984 #CLSology

I’m sure there was a family of (((Jews))) who watched their (((Jew))) neighbours being taken away by the Gestapo. And I’m sure one of the (((Jews))) in that family turned to the other (((Jews))) and said “Well I’m sure they did something to deserve it. That will never happen to us.” Welcome to Wuhan 1984. Frightened women have finally given the government the power to put you in a cage or shut down your business or eliminate your job simply because feelings. Or simply because someone reported you for wrong think. We have literally Hitler arrived at the day when … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0005 – I’ll Wear A Mask In Public If It Has A Nazi Flag On It.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:36:10 — 216.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One makes an appearance on the Older Brother podcast with Aaron Clarey. Highlights include: Talking about linux with Cynic In Chief. This really turns da gurlz on. In fact talking to da gurlz about linux is how you get da gurlz. Ed Latimore references. I’m a writer. In my spare time, I’m also a Physics major, chess player, and professional heavyweight boxer. That’s what Ed does in his “spare time.” What are you doing with your spare time? By the way, you don’t have … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0631 – Bronan The Barbarian, The Thing Prequel, White Culture and TGO Being Right Yet Again.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 54.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode: TJ Martinell – The Dystopian Genre is Dead. I don’t talk about this, but it lead me to what I am going to talk about so I have to mention it. What am I going to talk about? I’m gonna talk about The Chronicles of Bronan the Barbarian. The I’m gonna talk about the prequel movie to The Thing by John Carpenter which is titled… The Thing. Because that will totally prevent confusion. One of the greatest horror/sci-fi movies ever made. Ranks up … Continue reading →

Linkage: 14 April, 2020 – Womynz and Blacks and Libtards and Cucks and Babymetal. Oh My! #CLSology

Happy Tuesday friends and enemies. It’s gonna be a strange road we walk today on linkage. I’ve got a bizarre and unrelated slew of this and that to toss at you today. Grab yourself a fresh cup of coffee ’cause you’re gonna be here for a while. Let’s start things off by shunning the non-believers. Shun. Shuuuuuun. It’s been a while since I’ve jammed to Babymetal. Here’s a bit for you. Spark effects. Flames. Light show. Fuck yes. And no, I have no idea what a “Pa Pa Ya” is. Now before I overload you with music videos let’s delve … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcast 0004 – TGO on the Clarey Podcast

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:37:28 — 135.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSGreetings friends and enemies. Happy day after Easter. Here in the People’s Republic of Fort Collins we are enjoying snow. Because global warming. And Wuhan Virus. And capitalism. Speaking of capitalism. Captain Capitalism invited TGO to join him and Chad Elkins for an Easter evening podcast. We talked about all sorts of things but much of it was about coromance. Give it a listen. We are pretty damn smart guys. Not to mention good looking and funny as hell. Other People’s Podcasts 0042 – Art of … Continue reading →

Linkage: 11 April, 2020 – Weekend Wuhan Wanking. The Pure Comedy Edition. #CLSology #WuhanHoax

First things first. ‘Cause they are the first things. The Depeche Mode album I was talking about yesterday is Some Great Reward. You can jam those tunes right here: Second things second. Stop the press! A man has finally died of Wuhan Virus in Larimer County. No information on underlying conditions. I’ll lay money he didn’t eat healthy and go to the gym three times a week. Now for some humour. Brace yourself. You will laugh out loud. This is pure comedy. 1. My God she is ugly. 2. New York State now has more reported Wuhan infections than any … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0630 – TGO Speaks On: Trail Running, Freedom, Muslims, (((Jews))), Women, Obama Murdering Muslims With Missiles Launched From Flying Robots and A Company Donating Money To A Foreign Military.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 54.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode a very tired from too much biking and trail running Great One rants about all sorts of stuff. It takes a while but he finally gets around to the (((Jews))). The movie The Women is fucking fantastic and you should watch it. It features Rosalind Russell who is also in His Girl Friday with Cary Grant and you must watch that movie. Must. Rosalind was mega hot and hit the wall mega hard. Here is a list of her movies. https://www.ultimatemovierankings.com/rosalind-russell-movies/ His Girl … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0003 – Rollo Tomassi and Nick Krauser

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:10:16 — 183.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSGreetings friends and enemies. No podcast from the Great One today. The weather has been beautiful and I’ve been cowering in my mom’s basement afraid of dying from the Wuhan Virus. Not really. I’ve been hitting the trails every day soaking up sunshine and fresh air while listening to The Dick Show (dick.show) and scouting for hotties. I really haven’t had the time to yell at a microphone. Since summer is coming and I’ll be doing more outside when I can, not to mention going back … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0629 – The Great Wuhan Hoax of China: Hysteria Of The Boomer Womynz!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:43:31 — 103.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSOriginally I was going to respond to and expand on Adam’s post linked here: https://pushingrubberdownhill.com/2020/04/01/the-great-boomer-plague/ But then I ended up with so much material and so much to talk about that I don’t have time for that. Buckle in friends and enemies ’cause The Great One is gonna lay smackdown on some feelz today. The Boomer Cult of Death and Self. Bob is all about assisted suicide and culling. Until he might die. His wife (pussy hat wearer) is the kind of person who will report … Continue reading →

Wuhan Weekend Update: 4 April, 2020 #WuhanHoax #CLSology

Are you ready for the weekend? Got big plans? Gonna go out and hit on some hotties? That’s what The Great One is gonna do. Not sure how many hotties are gonna be out to hit on. And what has chased off the hotties? Was it toxic masculinity? Was it the Orange Man? Is there a shoe sale in another city? Did they get rounded up by the National Guard? None of the above. In the case of the National Guard – not yet. It’s a Wuhan Weekend. The hotties are hiding out in house. Or are they? Telling people … Continue reading →