A man is arrested while driving a stolen car and in possession of uranium, a rattlesnake and an open bottle of whiskey. That was some party.
A woman (not going to call her a mother) drove with her children on top of the car. But it’s okay. The children were in a swimming pool that was sitting on the roof of the car.
A Republican candidate for Mississippi governor has read The Pence Principle and will not allow a female reporter to be alone with him. Femistatists predictable lose their shit.
Some faggoty pudgy white boy is concerned about the possibility of reducing welfare payments.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.