In this episode:
What am I going to talk about? I’m gonna talk about The Chronicles of Bronan the Barbarian.
The I’m gonna talk about the prequel movie to The Thing by John Carpenter which is titled… The Thing. Because that will totally prevent confusion.
One of the greatest horror/sci-fi movies ever made. Ranks up there with Alien.
The Thing Prequel has a difficult job to do. They make a good showing of it, but there are still some holes.
Speaking of holes, Mary Elizabeth Winstead who plays Kate (the protagonist in The Thing Prequel) is fairly bangable. I give her a solid 6 in this movie.
Grocery stores in the time of Wuhan. I called this one. You’re welcome.
“White people have no culture.” Another phrase such as “flatten the curve” and “American is a nation of immigrants” uttered by people who have no idea what the hell they are talking about. White people do have culture. There is something else going on here.
I also invent the word sidegressing. This is different from tangenting. Trust me on this.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.