Cynical Libertarian Society

It’s Wuhan Wonderland Season! Are You Six Feet From Christmas Yet?

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:26 — 4.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWelcome friends and enemies to our second Christmas season in the Retarded Dystopia. So much has changed in the last year. We learned that vaccines don’t actually prevent you from getting a virus. That’s “not how vaccines work” according to Settled Science. Nor do they stop you from spreading a virus. You still have to muzzle. They don’t even stop you from dying from the virus you have been double vaxxed against. But vaccines work and that’s Settled Science and even if you’ve been double vaxxed … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0055 – The Dangerous History Podcast: Divide & Conquer, Divide & Rule

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:22:49 — 38.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSS“Your enemies’ enemy in not your friend. Your enemies’ enemy is your other enemy.” -The Great One, Himself I’ve been saying this for at least 10 fucking years. No one listens. This is an interesting podcast because CJ is both right and wrong. CJ accurately describes how the State, and other entities, turn nations of people against each other for the benefit of neither of those nations, but for the benefit of the State. In this he is right. He also alludes that the/a solution, the … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0018 – We Just Need One More Precaution And Then You Can Go Back To Normal.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:02:44 — 76.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe money shot in today’s podcast is one of the best ever. Just like statist claim we only need “one more law” to achieve perfection the Wuhan cultist will tell you that we can go back to normal, just as soon as everyone is fully vaxxed. And as soon as everyone has a booster vaxx. And as soon as everyone is wearing a muzzle. And as soon as everyone is socially distancing. And as soon as everyone is only allowed to leave home with permission from … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0017 – The Vaxx Make You Less Likely To Die. From Anything. At All. Ever. Everyone Over The Age of 12 Should Get Vaxxed Immediately.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 39:29 — 40.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThis is right out of science-fiction. The Settled Science now tells us that people who have been vaxxed are less likely to die. Ever. Of anything at all. The vaxx is miracle technology that makes you near invulnerable. How hard will it be to sell this to boomers and womynz. People who got two doses of Pfizer vaccines were 34% as likely to die of non-coronavirus causes in the following months as unvaccinated people, the study found. People who got two doses of Moderna vaccine were … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0320 – The Great One Spent Lots Of Money. But Not More Money Than He Made.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:00:49 — 56.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One, Himself has returned from working out of state for a week. Come sit down with TGO in the kitchen and listen to him tell stories while drinking coffee and attempting to be coherent. Among the things we cover are: Hawt chycks. Volleyball girls. Sam Csire, my new favourite volleyball chyck. Food. Booze. Spending money. Idiots. Smart people. Enjoying life. Women shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Fag flags. Cutting the heads off politicians. And more. There is always more. Send some commies to Canada. … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0054 – Art Of Manliness: How to Keep Your Edge as You Get Older

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 44:51 — 41.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI’m posting this podcast for Adam Piggott and Aaron Clarey. Both a couple of boomers who are ageing fast and drooling all over themselves as their muscles turn to flab. I’m not posting the for the benefit of myself or TJ Martinell as we are both young, fit, healthy stud muffins who constantly get dz gurlz! It’s a common life trajectory for men: graduate college, get married, get a 9 to 5 job, have some kids, settle down in the suburbs. And somewhere along that way, … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0319 – The Great One Defines What An Alpha Male Is In One Sentence. He Also Tangents On A Fuck-ton Of Other Things.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 23:52 — 22.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSRecorded in the parking lot of Texas Roadhouse where The Great One makes fun of Cobra Tate yet again and defines what an alpha is. I’m pretty sure I nailed this one. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Stalk The Great One. Send The Great One hate messages … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0016 – The Muzzle Mandate Returns To Fort Collins As ICU Utilization Reaches 105%.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 66.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAnd today I am reminded of how happy I am not to be in Colorado any more. The Muzzle Mandate returns. Coming next, enforced social distancing, restricted capacity in public places, and just in time for Thanksgiving – a lockdown. It’s time to get into the Christmas spirt with the hit album Six Feet From Christmas. It’s still available. It’s still relevant. It’s still not satire. Once again, I called it. This is what I posted on 24 December, 2020. Happy Christmas Eve my friends and … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0015 – Critical Thinking Is Antivaxx, M’kay Episode III: Fat Liberal Trannies Who Wear Dog Collars and Manipulating People With Emotions.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 67.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode we continue with this long-winded mass of words written by a woman. Along the way I rip on cuckservatives. Tangent here and there. And we pay a visit to a trannie who wears a dog collar. Engaging on the plane of belief, where lies live, means taking a break from trying to prove what’s factually accurate and talking instead about what feels meaningful in the heart. (Who could have predicted that Stephen Colbert’s concept of “truthiness”—the truth you know not with your head, … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0053 – The Daily Nationalist: The Oprah Interview

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 30:45 — 32.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSYes girls. I know this happened “a long time ago.” Allow me to repeat myself. “This is not a current events show.” The Cynical Libertarian Society is not a current events show. Nor is it libertarian. You figure it out. This is as timeless as time itself. A womynz marries a prince (literally Hitler, a prince) and still nothing is good enough for her. She is still oppressed. She is still mentally ill. She still sees racism in every interaction with other humans. And this prince … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0014 – Critical Thinking Is Antivaxx, M’kay Episode II: Give Up On Facts. Manipulate With Feelz.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 68.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSHow many people has the Wuhan killed in Russian? The fact that I can find two totally different numbers for the number of people who have been killed by Wuhan in Russia tells me that this shit is all made up. Settled Science doesn’t have multiple answers that contradict each other. Then I delve into a link sent in by Edward. What happens when libtards can’t manipulate people with facts? They manipulate people with emotions. In the years since that Post article, which discussed research stretching … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0013 – Critical Thinking Is Antivaxx, M’kay Episode I: Muh Overflowing ICUs!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 67.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWelcome to day 576 of 15 days to flatten the curve. You can go back to normal just as soon as you get your 2nd vaxx booster. Today we engage in the ultimate anti-vaxx activity. Critical thinking. Yes friends and enemies, I – The Great One, Himself – will engage in the activity of questioning Settled Science. Here is what my insane libtard mother wrote in an email. There was a list on FB of all the vaccines kids needed for the 1st day of school, … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0318 – Food, Extinction, Dependency, Paying More, and Shitty Service.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 47:17 — 44.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode of Anarchy Moment, which is longer than the seven minutes he thought it would be, The Great One talks about the new world we live in after the Wuhan Hoax and the effect this has had on the restaurant industry. Some adjustments might need to be made. And you might be surprised at the adjustments I submit for your evaluation. Then he talks about the latest craze in the fag-o-sphere as presided over by President Of The Fag-o-sphere Anthony “DREAM!” Johnson. This notion … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0052 – The Survival Podcast: Build Your Own World or Live In Theirs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 29:00 — 6.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIt’s going to get much worse before it gets any better. Remember what I’ve been saying for years. “If you don’t need the government, the government doesn’t need you.” The goal of the State is to make 99% of the population dependent upon the State for food, water, shelter, energy, security, and health. In case your are wondering about the 1% – those are the people needed to create thing things upon which the 99% is dependent. The State controls the 99% by controlling their access … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0698 – The Taliban Are Not Our Enemies. The Taliban Have The Ball Sacks Christians and Cuckservatives Lack.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 50.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWell this episode is pure chaos but I had a good time. The Great One reads a “new” “article” (hit piece) about the Taliban. What amazes him is that the Cathedral is presenting this view of the Taliban to make them look bad. To anyone with brain cells this only makes the Taliban look good. The Taliban punish criminals by making them wear POX-face. I mean fuck. How can you not love this? What do you call a black kid with a bicycle? A thief. In … Continue reading →