The Superstition Podcast 0016 – The Muzzle Mandate Returns To Fort Collins As ICU Utilization Reaches 105%.
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And today I am reminded of how happy I am not to be in Colorado any more.
The Muzzle Mandate returns. Coming next, enforced social distancing, restricted capacity in public places, and just in time for Thanksgiving – a lockdown.
It’s time to get into the Christmas spirt with the hit album Six Feet From Christmas. It’s still available. It’s still relevant. It’s still not satire.
Once again, I called it. This is what I posted on 24 December, 2020.
Happy Christmas Eve my friends and enemies! We are literally Hitler about six feet from Christmas. Christmas morning is so close. So very close.
Are you enjoying the decline here in our Wuhan Wonderland? Are you ready for your mandatory vaccination and having to present your papers when you travel?
On January 1st, 2021 the reset will happen. You though we were making progress but you’re about to discover that 2021 is 1984. What can you expect in 1984?
Fake science discoveries will include:
- The Wuhan virus conveniently mutates every year, thus requiring yearly vaccinations.
- Vaccines don’t actually protect you from viruses. Thus even if you get the vaccine you still have to muzzle and social distance.
- Women, POX, Muslims, (((Jews))), homosexuals, illegal immigrants, the poor, trannies, the autistic, cripples, retards (literally Hitler), retards (metaphorically Hitler), the blind, the deaf, cucks, litbards, and a whole host of additional “special interest groups” (all of whom should be exterminated) will continue to battle each other to be declared winners of the Most Affected By Wuhan award.
I’m horrendously short on time for recording and posting this podcast as I have to leave town in the morning for work. But I must bang this out. It’s too rich. It’s too good. I’m too right. It’s like seeing your ex-girlfriend get fat. The amount of pleasure I get from watching the people of Fort Collins and the surrounding area muzzle up like the slaves they are makes me wanna touch myself.
Yes friends and enemies, once again let me remind you that Six Feet From Christmas – the only Christmas album to receive a 5 star review from C|SUITE Magazine – is still available, still relevant, still funny, still true, and still not satire.
Links referenced today:
The Larimer County Department of Health and Environment (LCDHE) has issued a public health order requiring that face coverings be worn in all public indoor spaces in Larimer County. The order requires that all persons aged 3 years and older wear face coverings and outlines limited exceptions, including for individuals who cannot medically tolerate a face covering. The order goes into effect Wednesday, October 20, 2021, at 12:00 pm.
What with the ICUs 105% full and Wuhan exploading amongst the boomer population you would think the muzzle mandate would go into effect right away. Well you would be wrong. It takes effect 5 days from now. And why is that? I’m glad you asked.
Why wait 5 days to implement the mask order?
This gives our businesses time to post signage, train staff, and adapt any necessary business practices. We hope folks will go ahead and start wearing their masks today if they haven’t been.
Here is the actual government declaration of intent to muzzle mandate.
NINTH PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER REQUIRING FACE COVERINGS IN PUBLIC INDOOR SPACES
OCTOBER 20, 2021
With the title typed in all capital letters. Because boomers don’t understand … well, anything.
88% of Wuhan related deaths have been boomers. Not making this up. It’s pretty obvious what’s going on here. Link below.
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Anyone still living in Colorado is a slave
Colorado teachers are TAPING masks to middle school children’s faces to stop kids from pulling them down in class
My comments seem to have been deleted. Why?
No. Your comments have to wait to be approved since you’ve never posted before.
Do you know how the interwebz works? I don’t think you do.
Your mention of lions and gazelles reminded me of an ancient African saying:
“Lion or gazelle, when the sun rises in the Savanna, run or die”
A.) What is their ICU’s usual and customary level? Say they have a 100 beds. They usually only have 20 occupied and are now at 21, that would make 105%. How to manipulate data 101.
B.) If they are overburdened perhaps that could be because the retards fired people or people quit because of “vaccine” mandates?
Yes. I think your understanding of the math is exactly how they are doing it. It’s made up math for the purpose of scaring the stupid people.