Happy Christmas Eve my friends and enemies! We are literally Hitler about six feet from Christmas. Christmas morning is so close. So very close.
Are you enjoying the decline here in our Wuhan Wonderland? Are you ready for your mandatory vaccination and having to present your papers when you travel?
On January 1st, 2021 the reset will happen. You though we were making progress but you’re about to discover that 2021 is 1984. What can you expect in 1984?
Fake science discoveries will include:
- The Wuhan virus conveniently mutates every year, thus requiring yearly vaccinations.
- Vaccines don’t actually protect you from viruses. Thus even if you get the vaccine you still have to muzzle and social distance.
- Women, POX, Muslims, (((Jews))), homosexuals, illegal immigrants, the poor, trannies, the autistic, cripples, retards (literally Hitler), retards (metaphorically Hitler), the blind, the deaf, cucks, litbards, and a whole host of additional “special interest groups” (all of whom should be exterminated) will continue to battle each other to be declared winners of the Most Affected By Wuhan award.
How can you combat the fake science?
You can’t. The power of stupid dwarfs (I’m sure that’s offensive to small people) your ability to combat it. The only thing you can do as we slide into 1984 is to socially distance yourself from the religious nuts (muh science!) that are obsessed with keeping you Six Feet From Christmas.
You’re gonna need equal doses of humour, cynicism, reality, and acceptance. And where can you find those? All of them, and more (to include a reference to the Six Million) can be found Six Feet From Christmas.
It’s not too late for you enjoy the decline and distance yourself from idiots.
I am The Great One, Himself. The founder of the Cynical Libertarian Society. On the interwebz since 1999. Podcasting for 16 years. I am right. I have always been right. I will always be right. I have never been wrong. And I’ll see you Six Feet From Christmas with a Martini in my hand.