Six Feet From Christmas – A Musical Masterpiece of Cynical Christmas Cheer.
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It’s December 2020 and where are you? If you’re like most people you’ve got a piece of magic cloth over your face and you’re standing Six Feet From Christmas.
Need something to get you out of the Wuhan’s and into the spirit of holiday cynicism and joy? Well the Great One has just what you need. Especially if you’re a cute girl.
The Great One, Himself and the Cynical Libertarian Society bring you
Six Feet From Christmas
The Great One, Himself sings your favourite Christmas classics.
1. Dystopian Wuhan Wonderland.
2. The Twelve Months of Lock Down
3. O Orange Man
4. Now Is The Time
5. Shut Up And Wear The Damn Muzzle
6. Silent Night
8. White Christmas
Warm renditions of timeless classics which will bring a smile to your face when you play them in the presence of libtards, covidiots, cuckservatives, sheeple, and normies.
How much will these 22 minutes and 9 seconds of joy cost you? A whole 16 cuck bucks. That’s one cuck buck for every year that The Great One has been podcasting.
Buy. Now. Click. Button. I can’t make this any easier. I know the retards and normies need multiple “calls to action” for you to get off your ass and do anything other than putting on a muzzle. Fucktards muzzle up and vaccinate at the drop of a hat.
Print the lyrics and take your friends caroling. All the cool kids are doing it.
A new window will open taking you to the payment page. You should get an email from wordpress [at] cynlibsoc [dot] com with your download link. Check you spam filter. That’s where my emails went when I was testing this.
Brace yourself. There’s more where that came from.
So, that is the supersecret project?
Sure is Jared. You gonna make me muzzle up?
“Everybody thinks they want freedom, but what they really want is order”
Valin Hess, Imperial Officer of the Galactic Empire