Cynical Libertarian Society

RIP Bathroom Spider

My long time loyal listeners, all seven of them, who are all men (we know that because only men are capable of loyalty – womynz divorce rape you the moment they don’t feelz happy) might be wondering what happened to Bathroom Spider. Bathroom Spider for those of you not in the know was a spider who lived in my bathroom in The People’s Republic of Fort Collins. Bathroom Spider snagged a number of insects on his own. I also kept him feed when the natural prey vanished. He did too good a job of cleaning out the bugs in my … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0317 – A Real Life Example Of Why Women Should Not Be Allowed To Sign Contracts.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 22:49 — 20.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI wish I was making this up but I’m not. My insane mother is actually this stupid. Do you want to read the insanity for yourself before I read it to you? Spoilers below. If you wanna be surprised don’t click ‘da little box with ‘da + in it. Click the box Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0051 – Art Of Manliness: One Man’s Impossible Quest – To Make Friends in Adulthood

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 39:07 — 35.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSFirstly – yes. You are correct. There was no OPP last week. I simply forgot to get up on it by Sunday morning. I was probably playing Star Wars but I can’t say that with certainty. And now for this weeks excursion… Oh the eternal problem of making friends. Not friends with benefits. Friends. A whole different sorta thing. I should probably have another listen to this podcast what with me living in a new city for the first time in 20 bloody years. At some … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0018 – The Empowering Patriarchal Christian Episode

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:28:00 — 82.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSYes friends and enemies! Once again Adam and The Great One attempt to climb The Greasy Pole. And once again The Great One proves that he can not distinguish satire from reality. I read this and completely believed it. The NSW government has responded swiftly and decisively to this development, overnight passing legislation imposing $666 fines on anyone who boycotts a business which denies entry to the unvaccinated. https://xyz.net.au/2021/09/nsw-to-ban-unvaccinated-from-entering-stores-retailers-fear-boycott/ Why the hell wouldn’t I believe it? As we learned from Adam in today’s episode Italy is … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0316 – Stop Fucking Fat Women. You Can Do Better and You Are Only Encouraging Them To Be Fat.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 7:00 — 6.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAttention “men.” It’s time for you to stop fucking fat women. Now. Stop it. I’m serious. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Stalk The Great One. Send The Great One hate messages and death threats. Tell The Great One how right he is and feed his ego. Send … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0315 – I Have A Great Title For This Podcast. But That Title Is Also The Punch Line And Would Give The Whole Thing Away.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 6:59 — 6.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSJust when you think womynz can’t get more insane you realize you’re wrong because the insanity of womynz is infinite. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Stalk The Great One. Send The Great One hate messages and death threats. Tell The Great One how right he is and … Continue reading →

Stop Playing Star Wars and Podcast You Lazy Bastard!

It’s true. I have been playing some Star Wars. Plus this week there are two in-game events going on that I really wanna hammer on like I’d hammer a hot redhead. Yes Adam, hot redheads do exist. And yes, they are all insane. I mean more insane than “normal” women. But anyhow – there is no podcast today because I haz been busy as hell with my to-do list. Slamming out the workz. Getting the shitz done. Yesterday was going to be my podcasting day but instead I tore through my pile of tasks like POX tear through white womynz. … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0314 – BBC.com. It’s Not News. It’s Not Even Opinion. It’s Advertising.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 33:38 — 58.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSMuch like an unplanned pregnancy being vacuumed out of a white gurlz cooch this unplanned episode of Anarchy Moment was sucked right out of me by the interwebz. We will talk about: How science really works. Women must be comforted into vaxxing. Citations needed. Advertising and assumptions being presented as news and information. Changes to periods and unexpected vaginal bleeding after having a Covid vaccine should be investigated to reassure women, says a leading immunologist specialising in fertility. “There is no evidence to suggest that these … Continue reading →

No Podcast Today Because Reasonz and Becauz Da Grate Onez Been Workinz All Weekendz.

I beenz working. Doing da lightingz for da showz. Lit a very good band on Saturday night and had a great time. It’s almost like the before times. Like before we entered the retarded dystopia. Speaking of which, it’s day 553 of 15 days to flatten the curve. How’s that muzzle/vaxx working out for ya? Or is it day 553 of transitioning like a trannie to the New World Order? Let me leave you with these short videos to think about. See you (and by “see you” I mean you’ll hear me) on Wednesday. You’re welcome. Bloody Hell Great One. … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0050 – Terror House Radio: Beyond Dystopia with T.J. Martinell

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:13:26 — 85.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI have finally read one of T.J. Martinell’s books. I have all of them. I think… So far I’ve only read the one. The Pilgrim’s Digress is a well paced story of what could come after the decline. I really enjoyed it and the answer to the question “Great One, should I purchase and read this book?” is “yes.” Did I like it enough to leave a review on Amazon? Well… Let’s me honest. No. I really should go write a fucking review. Of course I … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0046 – First World White Girl Problems: Womynz Have Very High Opinions Of Themselves.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:57 — 49.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Her true calling is helping people become stronger – so she wants to go back to college. A woman in her midfourties who is fat, has wrinkles, and has acne wants her husband to be sexually attracted to her. She is 27, intelligent, talented, brilliant, and has three college degrees. Guess what she’s never had. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact. Stalk … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0313 – The Settled Science Is Science That Has Been Settled And That’s Settled Science.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 34:52 — 32.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSDa Great Onez went to da gymz this morning. That started him down the path of settling the science. Then Da Great Onez went to a bar/restaurant and more science was settled. Holy settled science mates! You’re welcome. Amongst the sciences that are settled today: The TV morning show has a segment deliberately designed to scare NPCs. The TV commercials are all POX all the time. If you just looked at TV commercials you would conclude that we live in Africa. A fat (is there any … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0697 – Fat White Womynz With Tattoos Believe All The Lies.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode The Great One talks about: Adam Piggott being wrong. People no longer want to participate in the lies, any of them. https://pushingrubberdownhill.com/2021/09/12/i-will-not-do-that/ Wishful thinking. The 97% will believe whatever the State, media, and corporations tell them to believe. The 97% wake up every day and stumble over their own feet rushing to get in line to participate in the lies. He, The Great One, Himself, also talks about: Technology. Wamynz. Fat white wamynz with tattoos. Why fat white wamynz with tattoos make less … Continue reading →

Other People’s Podcasts 0049 – The Survival Podcast: Massad Ayoob on Lethal Force Aftermath

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:07:56 — 15.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSYes, there are a bunch of good reasons to shoot people. Yes, there are a bunch of good people to shoot. However we live in a statist society with laws that are written by our enemies. If you have so shoot someone – such as a person who has entered your home and is attempting to do you harm – the State is going to attempt to destroy you for defending yourself. A government is the entity which holds the monopoly on the use of force … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0312 – Fort Collins Fucks Up The Great One’s Favourite Running Trail To “Maintain Safety, Sustainability, and Fun” For Boomers and Fat Womynz.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 18:58 — 17.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One rants about how the City of Fort Collins fucked up his favourite running trail by making it easier for fat boomers with magic cloth on their faces to walk on. https://www.fcgov.com/naturalareas/maxwell-trail-refresh-project You can tell from her face that she’s fat. Why is a fat woman making decisions about the outdoors? The only time Heidi goes outside is when she is going between her office and her car, and her car and a restaurant. https://www.linkedin.com/in/heidirussellwagner For that matter why is any woman making any … Continue reading →