Category Archives: SWTOR

SWTOR / If The Great One Was… A Jedi Knight – Episode 03: Hey Bytch. Unhand My Bitch.

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Star Wars: Episode 03 Hey Bytch. Unhand My Bitch. T7 and TGO bail out the military. Then they rescue Kira. Everyone is welcome. In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) travels to Ord Mantell. Once again the diversity hires in the Republic military have misplaced the plans for advanced weapons systems. Alexander and T7 have to fix this. Diversity is not our strength. Ship droid. How about you shut the fuck up? I don’t want Kira to be invisible. I want her to be quiet. And get her ass into the kitchen. And make me a pie. … Continue reading →

SWTOR / If The Great One Was… A Jedi Knight – Episode 02: Military Secrets Free For The Taking

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Star Wars: Episode 02 Military Secrets Free For The Taking Space thots and space POX can’t keep up with laptops loaded with military secrets. In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) arrives on Coruscant to bail out womynz and politicians and other helpless fucktards. First he stops off on the Republic Fleet to bulk up. Beefcake! Beefcake! It’s Christmas time on the fleet so we gotta snowball some snowflakes. Then I gotta chat with my droid. Tough times are ahead which is a given considering how many women are in positions of power in the Star Wars … Continue reading →

SWTOR / If The Great One Was… A Jedi Knight – Episode 01: Bailing Out Wymenz

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Star Wars: Episode 01 Bailing Out Wymenz How many women need to be bailed out? All of them. In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) bails out the Jedi Council. The Jedi Council has allow the Flesh Raiders to get out of control with their violence. That’s what happens when you defund the police. That’s also what happens when the Jedi Council leader is a woman. Meanwhile under the leadership of a woman a group of literally Hitler illegal aliens has settled on Tython. The leader of the illegal aliens is a woman. Anyone see a trend … Continue reading →

SWTOR / If The Great One Was… A Jedi Knight – Episode 00: Boomer To Bust

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Star Wars: Episode 00 Boomer To Bust There is a steep learning curve. Hit the ground running. In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) arrives on Tython for further training as a Jedi. He is greeted by a boomer and immediately things go from boomer to bust. Turns out the planet is infested with Flesh Raiders. Flesh Raiders are smart enough to use tools and violent beyond reason. Like POX. The Jedi boomers need TGO to put an end to the BLM riot. Is Alexander ready for such a monumental task? Does he need to replace his … Continue reading →

Mass Effect Andromeda 0002 – Hot Red Head In Space Infected By Wuhanz While POX Stalks Her.

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Happy Friday y’all. You don’t get a “real” podcast today because I been way busy. Yes, part of that busy was playing Star Wars and dealing with the problems created by the 7.0 update. I use the term “update” very loosely. I have also been cleaning, working, fixing websites, pissing people off, lifting, eating, listening to Mein Kampf, and dealing with computer problems. If any of you computer geniuses know tricks for diagnosing driver conflicts in Windows 7 hit me up. What do you get instead of a real podcast? You get The Great One Plays Mass Effect Andromeda. The … Continue reading →

Mass Effect Andromeda 0001 – Red Head Chyck In Space Asks “Why The Fuck Do I Have To Repair The Ship?”

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The Great One Plays Mass Effect Andromeda. His character is a cute red head chyck. Why a chyck? Because TGO like to control womynz bodies. The first hour of this video is fairly entertaining as I do my usual routine and mouth off in all the ways you would expect me to. Along the way we point out the stunning amount of inclusiveness amongst the crew. The poor engineering choices of wamynz in STEM. Alien doctors are not doctors, they are veterinarians. Why does a soldier/scout have to help repair the space ship? Does the crew not have technicians and … Continue reading →

Star Wars: The Old Republic 0002 – Killing Killiks With Phym-myri.

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And here is the video you would have gotten yesterday had the encoding worked correctly. Killiks are an insectoid species that has just enough intelligent to use tools but not enough intelligent to understand them and are controlled by a hive mind. Exactly like boomers. Ya know how boomers can use a computer, but not really understand it. Like that. As boomers have infested Western Civilization and are assimilating women into joining their cult so have Killiks infested Alderaan and assimilated the daughter of a local nobleman. On the YouTube. For now. On Odysee/LBRY. Who – oddly enough – are … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That – Star Wars The Old Republic Special: No Blue Womynz Must Ever Experience Discomfort.

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In today’s episode we discover that the Prime Directive reaches farther than North America. Even a long time ago in a galaxy far far away blue womynz were under the impression that they should never have to experience discomfort. However Teha-myri comes from a white nationalist family and her father raised her correctly. Teha-myri has two lightsabres and gives not a flying fuck about the feelz of no blue bitch. Also in this episode: My libtard mother want’s to know if I’m going to get vacinated for Wuhan. My libtard mother is getting $1400 of my tax money. Why? She … Continue reading →