Star Wars: Episode 02
Military Secrets Free For The Taking
Space thots and space POX can’t keep up with laptops loaded with military secrets.
In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) arrives on Coruscant to bail out womynz and politicians and other helpless fucktards. First he stops off on the Republic Fleet to bulk up. Beefcake! Beefcake!
It’s Christmas time on the fleet so we gotta snowball some snowflakes. Then I gotta chat with my droid. Tough times are ahead which is a given considering how many women are in positions of power in the Star Wars universe.
Once on Coruscant Alexander has to bail out the military/government after plans for their top secret super weapon (yes, using the word “super” is gay) has been stolen. We wouldn’t wanna have any security or anything what with spending all that tax payer money on weapons while claiming to be all about peace and diversity. Sound familiar?
Alexander kicks some butt, looks at Kira’s butt, and scores a starship at tax payer expense. Along the way he makes multiple comments which could get him banned from FaggotTube and BoomerBook.
- Why are the Jedi so fucking statist?
- Is it a (((coincidence)))?
- Can I score some quality time with Kira?
- Why is it the police can’t get into a school when there is a school shooter but these same cops can break down doors if someone inside a building might be smoking a joint?
- How many “major security breach” is the POX in charge of security going to allow to happen? Hint: TGO can’t count that high.
- Why would I ever let scum like you get away?
- Does that stealth generator make you silent?
- Is Kira being oppressed by her master? But wait! Her master is a woman. Strong! Independent! Gurlz bozzzzzzzz!
- Did you really allow even more top secret weapon data to get stolen?
- Have you signed up for The Great One’s Super Secret Online Society for only $49.99 a month in which I will teach you how to control the frame?
- Will TGO mute his microphone and forget that it’s muted? (Yes.)
- Can I run a thermal scan on Kira’s butt?
- Beefcake! Beefcake!?
- But you fucked up didn’t you?
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This is not game play I recorded while podcasting. This is commentary I recorded while playing a game.
There will likely be stretches where I’m not talking because I’m focused on playing.
There will likely be times I muted the microphone then forgot to unmute the microphone.
There will very likely be bad language and true (thus offensive) commentary. Feelz will be hurtz.
Yes, it sounds like I’m in a tin can. That’s the microphone on my gaming headset as opposed to the microphone I use for podcasting.
Yes, you can hear the sound of me banging keys on the keyboard. Deal with it princess.
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