SWTOR / If The Great One Was… A Jedi Knight – Episode 02: Military Secrets Free For The Taking
Star Wars: Episode 02
Military Secrets Free For The Taking
Space thots and space POX can’t keep up with laptops loaded with military secrets.
In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) arrives on Coruscant to bail out womynz and politicians and other helpless fucktards. First he stops off on the Republic Fleet to bulk up. Beefcake! Beefcake!
It’s Christmas time on the fleet so we gotta snowball some snowflakes. Then I gotta chat with my droid. Tough times are ahead which is a given considering how many women are in positions of power in the Star Wars universe.
Once on Coruscant Alexander has to bail out the military/government after plans for their top secret super weapon (yes, using the word “super” is gay) has been stolen. We wouldn’t wanna have any security or anything what with spending all that tax payer money on weapons while claiming to be all about peace and diversity. Sound familiar?
Alexander kicks some butt, looks at Kira’s butt, and scores a starship at tax payer expense. Along the way he makes multiple comments which could get him banned from FaggotTube and BoomerBook.
- Why are the Jedi so fucking statist?
- Is it a (((coincidence)))?
- Can I score some quality time with Kira?
- Why is it the police can’t get into a school when there is a school shooter but these same cops can break down doors if someone inside a building might be smoking a joint?
- How many “major security breach” is the POX in charge of security going to allow to happen? Hint: TGO can’t count that high.
- Why would I ever let scum like you get away?
- Does that stealth generator make you silent?
- Is Kira being oppressed by her master? But wait! Her master is a woman. Strong! Independent! Gurlz bozzzzzzzz!
- Did you really allow even more top secret weapon data to get stolen?
- Have you signed up for The Great One’s Super Secret Online Society for only $49.99 a month in which I will teach you how to control the frame?
- Will TGO mute his microphone and forget that it’s muted? (Yes.)
- Can I run a thermal scan on Kira’s butt?
- Beefcake! Beefcake!?
- But you fucked up didn’t you?
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This is not game play I recorded while podcasting. This is commentary I recorded while playing a game.
There will likely be stretches where I’m not talking because I’m focused on playing.
There will likely be times I muted the microphone then forgot to unmute the microphone.
There will very likely be bad language and true (thus offensive) commentary. Feelz will be hurtz.
Yes, it sounds like I’m in a tin can. That’s the microphone on my gaming headset as opposed to the microphone I use for podcasting.
Yes, you can hear the sound of me banging keys on the keyboard. Deal with it princess.
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Great One, during character customization prioritize your nose, it looks too tribish.
I wanted a (((Jewish))) nose but the game is anti-Semitic.
You know you got me thinking, super is a pretty gay word. You see it used to describe everything from markets to virus’s. How super became a common term in our lingua franca I dont know, but I put the blame solely on comic books.
So I guess as you’re such an avid comic book reader and all, that makes you a huge fucking faggot.
I’ve been called worse by better.
It’s super faggots like you that keep using the word super. You and your super out of control thots.
On a different subject, I am confused about people’s position on Piggott. A man is not a woman and the rules of women do not apply to men:
A woman (or homosexual man) adopting a dog is a pathetic baby substitute.
A heterosexual incel man adopting a dog is a pathetic woman substitute.
A man adopting a god is pathetic father substitute.
A middle-aged heterosexual man adopting a dog is utterly acceptable.
Indeed, if Piggott (at his age) evolves into having a dog rather than a woman, ditches his faux dandyism (which was about trying to attract women) and finally ditches the god he will threaten the masculinity of approximately 75% of western males.
The thing with a dog is that dogs are better than cats, because dogs are and were breaded to be virtuous – loyal. I don’t know what happened with his wife, but he seems like a great guy, and the problem is his bitch ex wife, who dropped divorce papers on him. In a healthy society a women wouldn’t be able to do stuff like that to guys like Adam. So now what does he do? Try searching for a new wife among western thots in hopes of finding a unicorn? People who shit on him for buying a dog do understand that it’s an option, which tradcucks are offering and it’s unrealistic. Maybe Adam can become a passport bro or maybe he doesn’t want to do that, that’s his choice. So a dog is a good companion, as long as he doesn’t buy one of those little retards, who are more rats than dogs.
Why are you niggers drawing the straw with him buying a dog? Chill the fuck out, it’s just a dog LMAO. You’re also both missing the bigger picture here. The dog is but a symptom of Adams loneliness manifesting into a desire for companionship, not the cause of his religious schizophrenia and social isolation. Besides, dogs are cool, I’d own one.
You two should be more upset he nuked the comments on his blog, and it was because of people talking about him here no less. Amazing.
I’m saying the same thing, I don’t have problems with a good guy like him buying a dog, as long as it’s not those fucking rats. Big smart dogs are awesome.
A little bit off topic, I have a childhood friend, who owns a dog, a cat and something more, can’t remember. Smokes dope, doesn’t eat right, doesn’t care about anyone or anything as long as he has dope and his fur babies. Went to visit him once, but no more I will subject myself to that. My friend is lost to a lack of testosterone, dope and fur babies.
So yeah, there are times, when men have fur babies and are acting like women and we should make fun of them, and they can fucking kill themselves for all I care if they’re not willing to change.
But I don’t think it’s the case with Adam and picking on him over buying a dog tells more about people who are picking on him rather than himself.
I just can’t be bothered with all the time and money consumption, otherwise I would also own a dog.
“Dogs are better than cats.”
Those are fighting words.
At the very least you are about to get banned from the comment section.
While I did instantly respond to Adam announcing he is getting a dog with “fur baby” I did that because I was just fucking with him.
You are correct that there is a huge (fucking huge) difference between a 22 year old woman getting a dog and pretending it’s her baby versus a 50 year old man getting a dog and treating it like a dog.