Star Wars: Episode 04
Taris Is A Shit Hole. Reminds Me Of Detroit.
TGO and Kira tour the rubble, give an enemy a second chance, and rescue a mad scientist so Muh Republic can spread democracy by dropping bombs.
The Great One is tired. Having to work for money sucks. If only TGO had titties. Then he could play Star Wars on Twitch and simps would give him money. Maybe I should start identifying as a woman. It’s not like simps would dare call me on it.
Anyhow today and Thursday you will be getting some SWTOR videos. I will not bullshit you – today’s video is kinda boring. I was not “on my game” (see what I did) and this episode isn’t very entertaining so far as my commentary. If you are watching for the Star Wars story you of course need to watch it.
Thursday’s episode however is pretty fucking slamming. Just saying. If you don’t usually listen/watch these you might wanna check Thursday’s episode out regardless.
In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) voyages to the destroyed planet of Taris to located a “genius” who couldn’t keep his military secrets from being stolen. Why does he need to be located? Because the government simply can’t leave people alone.
Alexander and Kira go sightseeing amongst the rubble of Taris and kill people who are trying to kill them. It’s not much as far as dates go. The governor of Taris is a woman so you can’t really expect much from the planet when it comes to safety, accommodations, restaurants, or flush toilets.
I have been to Detroit. I have been to Taris. It’s difficult to tell ’em apart.
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If the embed don’t work:
This is not game play I recorded while podcasting. This is commentary I recorded while playing a game.
There will likely be stretches where I’m not talking because I’m focused on playing.
There will likely be times I muted the microphone then forgot to unmute the microphone.
There will very likely be bad language and true (thus offensive) commentary. Feelz will be hurtz.
Yes, it sounds like I’m in a tin can. That’s the microphone on my gaming headset as opposed to the microphone I use for podcasting.
Yes, you can hear the sound of me banging keys on the keyboard. Deal with it princess.
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