SWTOR / If The Great One Was… A Jedi Knight – Episode 03: Hey Bytch. Unhand My Bitch.
Star Wars: Episode 03
Hey Bytch. Unhand My Bitch.
T7 and TGO bail out the military. Then they rescue Kira. Everyone is welcome.
In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) travels to Ord Mantell. Once again the diversity hires in the Republic military have misplaced the plans for advanced weapons systems. Alexander and T7 have to fix this. Diversity is not our strength.
Ship droid. How about you shut the fuck up?
I don’t want Kira to be invisible. I want her to be quiet. And get her ass into the kitchen. And make me a pie. Can she do that?
T7 has been oiled? What the hell? Is Kira using him for a sex toy? Why isn’t she using me for a sex toy?
If I leave Kira on the ship alone what are the odds she will get into trouble? Spoiler: 108%. That’s Wuhan/ICU math. 108% capacity.
What kind of Jedi do I think you are? A woman kind of Jedi. The most dangerous kind. Didn’t I tell you to stay on the ship?
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Watch on YouTube until I get banned.
This is not game play I recorded while podcasting. This is commentary I recorded while playing a game.
There will likely be stretches where I’m not talking because I’m focused on playing.
There will likely be times I muted the microphone then forgot to unmute the microphone.
There will very likely be bad language and true (thus offensive) commentary. Feelz will be hurtz.
Yes, it sounds like I’m in a tin can. That’s the microphone on my gaming headset as opposed to the microphone I use for podcasting.
Yes, you can hear the sound of me banging keys on the keyboard. Deal with it princess.
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