“With the help of God and AA I stopped drinking 23 years ago. Haven’t touched a drop since then. Until I hear Six Feet From Christmas that is.” – a half conscious man found lying in an alley surrounded by empty Thunderbird bottles “It’s as if a thousand monkeys were being tortured.” – James from Iowa “There is only one anti-Semitic comment on this entire album. The lack of attention given to the Jewish community on this Christmas album only proves once and for all The Great One is a racist. We urge everyone to boycott this album, find out … Continue reading →

Not on your little sister – which is what I’d like to be slammin’. I’m slamming on the super secret project. I’m feeling pretty good about the super secret project. That should concern you. It’s suppose to snow today and tomorrow here in the People’s Republic and I hope it does. Being cold and shitty outside will motivate me to stay indoors, build a fire, and work on banging your sister. And the super secret project. Here is a chyck. I gotta run. See ya. Tis The Season To Not Podcast The Great One literally Hitler can’t keep up with … Continue reading →

You can still find the show notes for the first 100 episodes of Stating The Obvious on the site but the episodes themselves have been removed. If you want the first 100 episodes you have to buy the bloody Cynical Libertarian Society Archive. Yes, if you want to hear me destroying utilitarianism and also saying a bunch of cuck stuff that I now know to be wrong you will have to part with cuck bucks. While I’m sure this seems terrible to you that I would do such a thing I did this less out of making money and more … Continue reading →