Yes All Women Are Like That 0048 – First World White Girl Problems: If There Was Ever Proof That No Man Can Is Good Enough For A Strong Independent Girlboss Dog Mom This Is It.
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In this episode of first world white girl problems:
- Her mother told her she “very noticeably put weight on” her legs. How dare a womynz tell her the truth!
- She wants to know how to get a psychic vampire out of her life. Hint: Pretend the psychic vampire is a man who asked you out on a date and ghost him.
- A man has invested large amounts of money and time in her. Not just any man, a man with a list of attributes that is too good to be true. But he hasn’t called or texted her in eight days. Eight days! Does her not realize she is the whole of the cosmos? Should she ghost him?
Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact.
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The dude taking the chick to the festival only came up with that plan when he called Rich Cooper to ask what to do.
Rich said he should definitely not text her before the night before. And he should definitely tell her she’s special.
They’re perfect for each other.
Festival tickets: $300
Rich Cooper Hotline: $900
Hiring a hitman to get rid of her next week after she’s moved her dog into your house: Priceless
An actual man wouldn’t have even texted her. He’d have seen the problem and lined up a hotter chick to go to the festival.
Sorry, I’ve thought again about this.
Spike Milligan once said, “Wherever you go, never take an idiot with you. You can always pick one up when you get there.”
So he should have just gone to the festival and picked up a chick there. No car-sharing. No 16 hours of having to engage this broad in car conversation.
That’s a great point.
Top-notch episode TGOH; I’ve now pissed my pants and require clean-up soap – does it really come with a manufacturer warranty? or is Rich just offering a personal indemnity?
I have no idea what’s up with that warranty. Other than the LOLs.
The great one, at his most entertaining when he’s least coherent.
That statement implies there are times I’m more coherent. I doubt it.