No podcast today. It’s a black Friday indeed.
Black Friday?
Did it just get dark in here?
I was gonna bang out a podcast this morning like I banged your little sister right before the football team used her for a cum bucket. But then I looked at my to-do list:
lifting
shopping (Gods help me, I’m going at attempt to brave Wal-mart.)
website maintenance
resume writing
podcast prep
catching up on emails
organizing some yoga videos
finishing the movie Jose and The Pussycats (Which I will talk about in an upcoming episode.)
and not gonna lie to you – some computer game time
And I decided that instead of phoning in a podcast the way your little sister phoned in taking my nut I’d just record over the weekend and bring you some quality on Monday.
And remember my friends:
No we aren’t.
No they don’t.
No I won’t.
2021 is 1984.
Also remember red heads.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Look at those insane eyes. Definitely not a unicorn. Probably a psycho killer.
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- Friday. Redhead. Fuck yes.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- She looks very concerned.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Speaking of things TGO would like to be doing – her.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- She’s touching her face! There oughta be a law!
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Nice waves.
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- Call her Pope Sunflower.
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- BLM is a marketing campaign designed to sell stuff to basic white girl princesses.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- She needs The Great One’s attention.
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- I’d rather vote for her.
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- My odds of having sex with her are greater than my odds of dying of Wuhan.
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