I Gotta Figure Out How To Blame Chad Elkins For All This.

Ya know. Sometimes life be like that. Assuming you call this a life.

I wanted to get some stuff done this morning that involves the interwebz. However Cloudflare is broken. Since Cloudflare is broken most everything else is broken. So much for that.

Then Windows 11 decided to give me a blue screen of death (with a fucking QR code for “more information”) and I had to reboot the computer multiple times for it to locate the boot device. At this moment Windows 11 is updating. I’m sure that will be fine.

A while back Windows 10 told me I would no longer be receiving security updates unless I pay money. I’m not paying money and I was happy to read this. No more will my gaming be delayed while I wait a hour for Windows to update. Or so I thought. Turns out I’m not getting “security” updates anymore, however Windows 10 is still going to update. I discovered this last time I attempted to play Star Wars and instead ended up having to wait over a hour for Windows 10 to update. After which I was out of both time and patience for playing Star Wars.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, The Great One has to work for a living. He’s out of state right now whoring himself out for money. Thus he will not be performing the role of dancing monkey on the interwebz this week. Go back and listen to some old podcasts. Stating The Obvious 0557 is entertaining. Or at least so I’ve been told.

Assuming I don’t snap, kill someone, and end up dead or in prison I’ll catch you cats on the flip.