Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- Nice waves.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- Green light.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- That’s organic.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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