Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
Red. Yummy red.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
She could steal my sign any day.
OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
A red head’s place is in the home.
No walls being hit here.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
Here be a cute redhead for you.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
I’d like to be her bicycle.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
I’d go to London with her.
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
Now she could tell me a story.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
Red head? Head of redness?
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
I’d like to ride her bicycle.
The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
The front game is strong with this one.
She’s wondering did you learn anything.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
Now there is a god pill I would take.
Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
I wonder if she has any friends?
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.