Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
I’d like to be her bicycle.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
Red. Yummy red.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
No walls being hit here.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
She’s wondering did you learn anything.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
I’d like to ride her bicycle.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
Now she could tell me a story.
The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
I’d go to London with her.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
I wonder if she has any friends?
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Now there is a god pill I would take.
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
She could steal my sign any day.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
A red head’s place is in the home.
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
The front game is strong with this one.
Here be a cute redhead for you.
Red head? Head of redness?
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.