Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.

I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.

There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.

And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.

All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.

You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.

Uh oh. She’s looking at you.

She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.

The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.

Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.

That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.

Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.

TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.

Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.

She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.

The Dark Side is powerful in this one.

Are you looking at her? #MeToo

The front game is strong with this one.

Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.

Her clothing is accidentally falling off.

It’s OK to be a redhead.

I’d go to London with her.

Red head? Head of redness?

Now there is a god pill I would take.

Speaking of things I’d like to eat…

No walls being hit here.

Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.

Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.

She could steal my sign any day.

Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.

I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.

Red heads are honest about what they are selling.

I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.

Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.

She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.

Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.

Green light.

Nice waves.

Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.

She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.

Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.

Red. Yummy red.

Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.

If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.

Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.

Hot redhead. You’re welcome.

Speaking of things that should be climbed…

Here be a cute redhead for you.

She’s wondering if you learned anything today.

I care about redheads. And they care about me.

I’ll buy anything she’s selling.

Yup. Redhead.

The only time a girl will ever hit on you.

She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.

Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.

Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.

She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.

I wonder if she has any friends?

Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.

I’d like to ride her bicycle.

Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.

A red head’s place is in the home.

Play games on your time. Not company time.

She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.

Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.

That’s organic.

She’s wondering did you learn anything.

Suddenly all my rage is gone.

I’d like to be her bicycle.

OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore

Now she could tell me a story.

Stating The Obvious 0433 – Book Discussion: ADHD Nation Part III: Without The Government Who Will Protect The Corporations!

Stating The Obvious 0345 – Book Discussion: The Essential Guide to Date Rape Prevention. Episode V: Statism Is Battered Wife Syndrome.

Stating The Obvious 0314 – Book Discussion: Data And Goliath – The Hidden Battles to Collect Your Data and Control Your World by Bruce Schneier – Part 6

Stating The Obvious 0713 – The Podcast I Don’t Want To Record and You Don’t Want To Listen To. Roe v. Wade v. White Women Need To Get Their Way All The Time.

Stating The Obvious 0511 – Abby Nierman and Aziz Ansari: What Was Really Going On.

Stating The Obvious 0625 – Book Review Episode Degenerates Into TGO Reminding You That You Are Slaves, Taxation Is Theft, and You Should Consider Waking The Fuck Up.