Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
She’s wondering did you learn anything.
Red head? Head of redness?
I’d like to be her bicycle.
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
Red. Yummy red.
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
Here be a cute redhead for you.
Now she could tell me a story.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
I wonder if she has any friends?
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
No walls being hit here.
The front game is strong with this one.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
I’d like to ride her bicycle.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
I’d go to London with her.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
Now there is a god pill I would take.
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
A red head’s place is in the home.
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.