Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- Nice waves.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- That’s organic.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Green light.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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