Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- Nice waves.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- That’s organic.
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- Green light.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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