Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Green light.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- That’s organic.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- Nice waves.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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