Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
- Play games on your time. Not company time.
- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
- Now she could tell me a story.
- Yup. Redhead.
- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
- Red head? Head of redness?
- Red. Yummy red.
- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
- No walls being hit here.
- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
- Nice waves.
- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
- That’s organic.
- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
- Here be a cute redhead for you.
- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
- A red head’s place is in the home.
- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
- Now there is a god pill I would take.
- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
- She could steal my sign any day.
- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
- Green light.
- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
- The front game is strong with this one.
- I’d like to be her bicycle.
- I wonder if she has any friends?
- It’s OK to be a redhead.
- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
- I’d go to London with her.
- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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