Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Nice waves.
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- That’s organic.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- Green light.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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