Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
Now she could tell me a story.
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
I wonder if she has any friends?
I’d like to be her bicycle.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
The front game is strong with this one.
A red head’s place is in the home.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
No walls being hit here.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
Red head? Head of redness?
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
Red. Yummy red.
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
Now there is a god pill I would take.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
Here be a cute redhead for you.
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
She’s wondering did you learn anything.
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
She could steal my sign any day.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
I’d go to London with her.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.