Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
Now there is a god pill I would take.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
Here be a cute redhead for you.
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
I wonder if she has any friends?
Red head? Head of redness?
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
I’d like to be her bicycle.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
I’d like to ride her bicycle.
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
I’d go to London with her.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
The front game is strong with this one.
No walls being hit here.
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
Red. Yummy red.
Now she could tell me a story.
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
She could steal my sign any day.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.