Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
The front game is strong with this one.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
Red head? Head of redness?
Here be a cute redhead for you.
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
I’d like to be her bicycle.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
A red head’s place is in the home.
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
I’d go to London with her.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
Red. Yummy red.
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
Now there is a god pill I would take.
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
No walls being hit here.
She could steal my sign any day.
I’d like to ride her bicycle.
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
She’s wondering did you learn anything.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
I wonder if she has any friends?
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
Now she could tell me a story.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.