Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
The front game is strong with this one.
Red head? Head of redness?
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
I wonder if she has any friends?
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
A red head’s place is in the home.
I’d go to London with her.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
I’d like to be her bicycle.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
Now she could tell me a story.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
Here be a cute redhead for you.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
No walls being hit here.
OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
She’s wondering did you learn anything.
I’d like to ride her bicycle.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
Now there is a god pill I would take.
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
She could steal my sign any day.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.