Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
A red head’s place is in the home.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
I’d like to ride her bicycle.
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
Red head? Head of redness?
OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
I’d go to London with her.
I’d like to be her bicycle.
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
No walls being hit here.
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
The front game is strong with this one.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
Here be a cute redhead for you.
I wonder if she has any friends?
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Now she could tell me a story.
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
Red. Yummy red.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.