Stating The Obvious 0675 – Random Bits and Pieces Episode I: D&D Retards, Wuhan Retards, Linux Retards, My Retarded Friends and Other Retards. Plus Retards.
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In this series I’m attempting to clean out the stack of notes I have for things to talk about on the show. I may or may not jump from one topic to another with no hint of a transition. Or I might figure out how things that seem unrelated are in fact related. I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go along.
Frank Cervi has written an insightful review of The Great One’s first (but not last) Christmas album Six Feet From Christmas.
Frank’s review is equally as funny as the album. An album which is a masterpiece of comedy, satire, and cynicism. An album which was not reviewed by either Adam Piggott, Aaron Clarey or The Goddamn Bacon because… (((Jews))).
Here is some of what Frank had to say about Six Feet From Christmas in C|SUITE Magazine:
Six Feet From Christmas will hit you this holiday season, harder than a step-dad on Boxing Day.
It’s fun for the whole family: Grandma, grandpa, your whore girlfriend, a cheating wife, the Blacks, spergs, Karen’s, and the tards. Six Feet From Christmas runs them all over in a White sleigh.
Everyone can get in on the fun this season, by singing along to the harmony-friendly arrangements on the album.
If you’ve thought about offing yourself this holiday season, but couldn’t work-up the motivation, do not worry, because listening to Six Feet From Christmas will likely aid you in that stunning and brave endeavor.
It is difficult to think back to a period when the world had such a timely, depressing Christmas album so offensive, yet so inclusive at the same time (minus the Jews).
Six Feet From Christmas stands on its own, in our humble opinion.
A revolutionary album that will stand the test of what time we all have remaining on this gutter-ball in space.
And now, speaking of spergs, we kick this episode off. The topics we hit like a man hitting his bitch who didn’t do the dishes before going to bed include:
Vitamin D disclaimer. I said no one was saying “Vitamin D is a miracle cure-all.” Well, that is wrong. I’m sure someone will be telling you that soon if they aren’t already. The charlatans eventually claim everything. So let me restate (the obvious) that I’m not saying Vitamin D will fix everything that’s wrong with you. Only natural selection can fix all your problems.
Pathfinder roll playing system core rulebook. Be careful not to create an “uncomfortable or hostile environment” when your characters are casting magic spells. Fucking retards.
Also if you are role playing a bard you’re a fucking retard.
The new outrage about D&D RPGs. Shocking discovery. The orcs are POX “they” say. I thought we all knew all.
The following July, the company moved to include ‘trigger warnings’ on their products as a means “to address a legacy of ethnic, racial, and gender prejudice in some old products.”
In promotion of an August survey issued by Wizards of the Coast which asked fans to “help shape future #DnD products”, the company specifically noted that they’d “especially like to hear from fans who may have been underrepresented historically.”
In a blog post published on June 17 titled “Diversity and Dungeons & Dragons,” Wizards of the Coast said that depicting a diverse array of human beings — beyond “fantasy versions of northern Europeans” — is “one of the explicit design goals of 5th edition D&D.” The developers noted that while they want to feature characters “who represent an array of ethnicities, gender identities, sexual orientations, and beliefs,” the game still contains problematic depictions of fantasy races.
I fully endorse Wild Planet Wild Mackerel Skinless and Boneless Fillets in Extra Virgin Olive Oil. These fucking things are delicious. If they weren’t so expensive I’d eat a can every day. Not joking. Delicious.
Richard Turner. Card Mechanic. Watch this video and be amazed.
“You know what I consider the worst disability of all? Procrastination and laziness.” – Richard Turner
John Wayne movies.
The Green Berets – a very bad pro Vietnam War propaganda film. Not worth watching. Painful.
They Were Expendable – WWII story about the crews of a group of PT boats in the Pacific theatre. This movie is a solid 5. Worth seeing once and once will be enough.
My Odysee experience with uploading some videos and other first thoughts about this video platform.
Linux retards fuck up the linux kernel because that’s what retards do.
“They” don’t make things like “they” use to. You know this speech.
My retarded friends. With friends like this… Who need Wuhan? I got stories about Alice declaring Christopher Columbus was stupid and Cindy is to scared of Wuhan to visit Bob’s house but not too scared of Wuhan to… Take a wild guess.
All this and tangenting.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Stalk The Great One. Send The Great One hate messages and death threats. Tell The Great One how right he is and feed his ego. Send The Great One nude photos of you if you are a cute girl.
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