Cynical Libertarian Society

Anarchy Moment 0189 – Guaranteed Method Girls Can Use To Stop Men From Wanting To Have Sex With Them.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 6:43 — 12.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSYet another girl I really wanted to bang has removed herself from the list of women I am willing to stick my dick inside. Girls. If you have problems with men wanting to have sex with you allow me to explain one way (other than hitting the wall) which will result in men losing all desire to put a cock inside your cunt. You’re welcome. If you are not white trash consider spending money via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I promise you I will … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0188 – Road Rantz!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 36:22 — 66.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSRanting while driving down MUH ROADS. Rant about what? Girls. Doctor Who. Stuff. Things. Deadpool. More girls. And shenanigans. You can get your rantz out by spending money via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I promise you I will buy this Supergirl figurine I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada where all the babies are scientists. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north (because they are not … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0002 – Red Bow Ties For Gun Control

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:22:07 — 88.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSYou know you’ve been waiting for it. Episode 2 of The Greasy Pole has arrived. What happens in this episode you ask? Justin Trudeau is still waiting for his nuts to drop. The lack of dropped nuts doesn’t stop him from explaining to us that babies are scientists. Want to announce to everyone that you are unable to defend yourself and stupid as well? Red lighting might be for you. http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=374120 Why do leftist behave like Nazis? Because the Nazis were leftist. Arm bands. A good … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0187 – The Second Worst Movie Ever (right after Alien Covenant) and The Red Pilling Of Women.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 38:52 — 69.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSS“Great One, where is linkage?” That’s what the millions ask me. If you wanted linkage today you should have spent money via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. But no. Linkage will return next week. Don’t worry your pretty little heads. Until then… Driving on MUH ROADS! There is this one movie. I heard how AWESOME this movie was. Based on who thought this movie was SO AWESOME it made 1 + 1 = 3 I should have known this movie sucked. Too many dick jokes? … Continue reading →

No Podcast Today. The Sun Will Still Rise Tomorrow.

And the podcast will publish tomorrow. I’ve got a smashingly busy week this week, and I worked this past weekend, and I only had time to make approaches on two girls yesterday. It’s tragic all my first world problems and all. Anyhows, I’ll be recording today’s podcast today while driving on MUH ROADS! As compensation here is a red headed supergirl. Six Feet From Christmas – A Musical Masterpiece of Cynical Christmas Cheer. Russia Hacked My Microphone. Servers and Emails and Comment Notifications. All The Reasons The Great One Hasn’t Been Podcasting… Stop Playing Star Wars and Podcast You Lazy … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0514 – Catching Up On Listener Emails and Comments.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:09:55 — 105.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode I read all the comments and emails from listeners which I’ve been saving up so it seems like I get lots and lots of emails. Links mentioned in the emails and memes sent to me below. Mentally ill Playboy Playmate. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/19/arts/playboy-playmate-transgender.html Because wall-hitting single mothers need more attention. About The Series Bridgette Bird is a smart, scrappy, young single mom trying to navigate life in South Boston with an extremely unconventional family. She struggles to make ends meet, which leads her to impulsive … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0513 – Seeing Red Part I: Right Wing Statists Masturbating Over Generation Z, The Classroom Is The Problem, How To Stop School Shootings, White Men Will Not Let Black People Learn Science, and Dreamers.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:46:30 — 154.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSY’all thought I didn’t record a podcast for today didn’t ya? I did. It’s getting posted late because I had to work until 0200 hours the morning covering for a single mother (strong and independent!) who couldn’t pull her shift because vagina. And thus I present you with one hour and forty-six minutes of rage. Enjoy. There is no reliable data on hate crimes and incidents of bias nationally. https://collegian.com/2018/03/flyers-associated-with-neo-nazi-white-nationalist-group-found-near-lory-student-center/ Wrong – there is reliable data on hate crimes. http://fakehatecrimes.org/ http://moonbattery.com/links/Hate-Hoax-List.html The Editor-in-Chief of the Collegian: … Continue reading →

Linkage: 6 March, 2018 #TheTriggering

Yes, yes, yes. Everyone gets more time, but the only people who need more time are women. Because the womyns can’t handle the pressure. Because the womyns are equal. It’s rather like giving free tampons to everyone. Everyone gets free tampons but only the women need them. Students taking maths and computer science examinations in the summer of 2017 were given an extra 15 minutes to complete their papers, after dons ruled that “female candidates might be more likely to be adversely affected by time pressure”. There was no change to the length or difficulty of the questions. . . … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0512 – Captain Capitalism and TGO Talk About Girls, Girls, The Excuses Girls Use To Not Show Up For Dates, Girls and Some Other Stuff Related To Girls.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:51:09 — 101.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSCaptain Capitalism asks an important question, one which affects The Great One every day of his life. “Are there any hot chycks left in this campus?” And from there we go down a rabbit hole of hot chycks, finding hot chycks, what makes chycks not hot, hot chycks not showing up for date, mediocre chycks going to college for nine years to learn creative writing and a 16 year old high school student having a threesum with two teachers. Relevant links: A Louisiana teacher accused of … Continue reading →

Repeat: Anarchy Moment 0022 – A Theory On Why Statists Support Slavery In Real Life While Opposing It In Fiction

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 9:54 — 18.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI know. I know. You hate me. Yes, it’s another repeat. I considered banging out your girlfriend – I mean an episode of the cast – this morning. I’m brain dead and physically beat and the episode would suck balls more than normal. Next week will be fresh tasty ranting. I’ve already got topics lined up. This is me tossing out a theory on why statist oppose slavery in theory but support it in real life. It’s a follow up to Anarchy Moment #0021. All this … Continue reading →

Linkage: 27 February, 2018 #TheTriggering

Now take those four things; Intelligence Purpose/a life Work ethic Independent thought and take their COMPLETE OPPOSITE and that my friends is your average sports fan. A person who is; Stupid (or horrifically conformistly average) Has no point or purpose in life Is lazy And is easily susceptible, if not perfectly susceptible to indoctrination, brainwashing, and conditioning. . . . . . But to truly understand why sports fans are such idiots, particularly when they are violent or ecstatic when “their” team wins or loses, it’s key to realize what is truly driving their irrational emotion, be it anger or … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0186 – Rantfest! Single Parents Are Parasites. I’m Running Out Of Patience With Stupid People. Giving Guns To Teachers Is A Stupid Idea.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:36:33 — 97.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSForgive me the first 11 minutes of this podcast. I can’t do two things at one time. I’m a boy. And then the anger and hate begins to flow. Trigger Warning: You will feel the power of the Dark Side in this episode. In this episode: Idiots at work. Managing idiots at work. Single parents. School shootings. Giving guns to 24 year old girls with journalism degrees. The movie It Follows. Inferior people. Rude people. Lazy people. Stupid people. The circumvention of Natural Selection because statists … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0185 – Rantfest! Idiots I Work With and HP’s Shitty Customer Service.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 21:54 — 41.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSNo. There was no podcast yesterday. I was working. Yes, I was working with idiots. All jobs such and all jobs involve working with idiots. That’s why people have to pay you to do jobs. If jobs were fun you would do them for free. Like I will do your girlfriend for free. If she’s cute. Not cute? Then you have to pay. Anyhowz, here is the podcast that was suppose to come out on Friday. You’re welcome. And speaking of pay, you can pay me … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0184 – Are You A Man Getting Divorce Raped? You Might Deserve It.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 17:28 — 31.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAre you getting divorce raped by a woman? Every consider the possibility that you deserve it? Do you have plenty of money because you divorce raped a man and got two-thirds of his money? Spend his money via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link. I promise you I will buy this Supergirl figurine I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and … Continue reading →

Linkage: 20 February, 2018 #TheTriggering

I occasionally hear some of you complain that sometimes you feel bored, unmotivated, and too complacent to get off your ass and make things happen in your life to make you a happier and more successful man. I also hear from many guys that their sex drive is unusually low and that they barely desire to have sex at all, much less take the time and effort to bring in some new women into their lives. Today I’ll give you the top six things you must do if you ever find yourself in this predicament. I will address both psychological … Continue reading →