Captain Capitalism asks an important question, one which affects The Great One every day of his life.
“Are there any hot chycks left in this campus?”
And from there we go down a rabbit hole of hot chycks, finding hot chycks, what makes chycks not hot, hot chycks not showing up for date, mediocre chycks going to college for nine years to learn creative writing and a 16 year old high school student having a threesum with two teachers.
A Louisiana teacher accused of having a threesome with a teen student and another teacher was found not guilty.
Shelley Dufresne, a former Destrehan High School teacher, was acquitted Wednesday afternoon of two counts of carnal knowledge of a juvenile, according to the Times-Picayune.
Prosecutors accused the 34-year-old teacher of having a month-long affair with a 16-year-old student in her English class at the school in Kenner, Louisiana.
Where were these teachers when I was in high school. What the fuck?
I have a package I have to sign for…
“It’s the third delivery attempt and FedEx is usually here by noon, but I just checked online and it may not be delivered until 8 p.m. So annoying!”
I had a burrito for dinner and now I can’t move
If you’re going to use this excuse, you might as well also eat a burrito and make it true.
I’m too upset about the state of the country to go out into the world
Hopefully this one only works for the next four years.
There couldn’t possibly be a reason I don’t respect women. That reason couldn’t possibly be their pattern of lying which manifest as saying “yes I will go out with you” and then not showing up.
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She writes for a bunch of websites that don’t pay her. Is daddy paying her bills?
You are single because you are an average looking leftist who puts photos of your dog on the internet.
And why are you giving your phone number to men who send out dick photos.
But here’s where the man’s comment did make me stop and think: I go very much out of my way to never come across as sexy. At the time of the Mission-Street-butt-compliment, I was wearing skinny jeans, flat ankle boots that I refer to as “my lesbian boots,” a baggy T-shirt, and a winter jacket. My hair was down and barely brushed, my face nearly free of makeup.
Clearly the jeans were curve hugging enough that the man saw what he saw (thank you wine and cookies!), but all in all, I wasn’t turning any heads that night. Or at least I wasn’t attempting to.
Which is pretty much my look in general.
I’m wary of sexual attention. It makes me cringe.
And there is the other reason you are single.
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Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.