Wouldn’t You Like To Go Back To Six Feet From Christmas?

Friends, Enemies, and New Listeners.

Do you know about Six Feet From Christmas?

In case it’s not obvious – Fucking Click Here.

If you’re new around these parts you might not. Because The Great One loves you so much he’s gonna spread the word, spread the cheer, spread the love.

Here it is the last Monday before Christmas. You’re feeling a bit down. It’s just not like Christmas past. As you cast your mind back to that wonderful year 2020. When the Wuhan Hoax was in full swing. The freetards were bundled up in their muzzles. The small businesses were dying while Walmart and Amazon made record profits.

And this Christmas God didn’t send his one and only Son to Earth to save us from our sins. God sent the scientist who created the WuVaxx to save us from the novel corona virus.

Those were what we call “good times.”

Don’t you miss them? I know I do.

The sad truth is we can’t go back to those wonderful times. But you can relive the festive cheer of living in a Wuhan Wonderland for the low low cost of sixteen federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks.

Relive all the charm and grace of 2020.

Travel back to the very beginning of the Dystopian Wuhan Wonderland when the freetards didn’t want you to be able to leave your home without proof of vaccination.

Relive the progressive progress of The Twelve Months of Lock Down.

Be reminded of the first Presidential term of O Orange Man.

There is no time like the present and just as in the past Now Is The Time to obey the science.

Celebrate your freedom of speech when you Shut Up And Wear The Damn Muzzle.

Gather ’round with your family (six feet apart of course) and enjoy a Silent Night of niggers rioting and burning down cities.

Believe muh Science! Vaccinate.

Then fall asleep dreaming of a White Christmas.

Get the album while you can. You never know when the Wuhan outbreak will erupt. Any day could be your last. Your grandmother might be dying even now because some white supremacists refused to muzzle up.

What are the millions and millions saying about Six Feet From Christmas?

“With the help of God and AA I stopped drinking 23 years ago. Haven’t touched a drop since then. Until I hear Six Feet From Christmas that is.” – a half conscious man found lying in an alley surrounded by empty Thunderbird bottles

“It’s as if a thousand monkeys were being tortured.” – James from Iowa

“There is only one anti-Semitic comment on this entire album. The lack of attention given to the Jewish community on this Christmas album only proves once and for all The Great One is a racist. We urge everyone to boycott this album, find out where he lives, and burn down his home.” – The ADL

“After hearing this album we instantly agreed. We all want The Great One to impregnate us. The experience of having his children will be almost as thrilling as listening to Six Feet From Christmas.” – the CSU Women’s Volleyball Team

“This album is a musical masterpiece of cynical Christmas cheer. You need to own it.” – a totally objective podcaster

Do you still need convincing? Are you shouting out “citation needed” because you think I’m making this up?

Find then. Here are your citations.

But vaccines work and that’s Settled Science and even if you’ve been double vaxxed you still might die when your family pulls the plug on your life support after you have a stroke and that death will be counted as a Wuhan death.

Now as winter closes in we tremble in fear waiting for that moment when The Wuhan EXPLODES in the general population the same way AIDS/HIV EXPLODED among heterosexuals.

While we can take some comfort from the Settled Science fact that if you have been Wuhan vaxxed you are less likely to die from all causes, including having your family turn off your life support, these are still dark times.

https://www.cynlibsoc.com/2021/11/its-wuhan-wonderland-season-are-you-six-feet-from-christmas-yet/

Fake science discoveries will include:

The Wuhan virus conveniently mutates every year, thus requiring yearly vaccinations.

Vaccines don’t actually protect you from viruses. Thus even if you get the vaccine you still have to muzzle and social distance.

Women, POX, Muslims, (((Jews))), homosexuals, illegal immigrants, the poor, trannies, the autistic, cripples, retards (literally Hitler), retards (metaphorically Hitler), the blind, the deaf, cucks, litbards, and a whole host of additional “special interest groups” (all of whom should be exterminated) will continue to battle each other to be declared winners of the Most Affected By Wuhan award.

How can you combat the fake science?

https://www.cynlibsoc.com/2020/12/its-christmas-eve-and-we-are-literally-hitler-six-feet-from-christmas/

Six Feet From Christmas is the hit Cynical Christmas Cheer album from The Great One, Himself.

Six Feet From Christmas will help you maintain your Christmas spirit in a Wuhan world of covidiots and muzzle morons.

Six Feet From Christmas will piss off the idiots that pollute your life when you play it and sing along.

Six Feet From Christmas is the only Christmas album to receive a five star review from C|SUITE Magazine.

https://www.cynlibsoc.com/2020/12/have-you-gotten-six-feet-from-christmas-yet/

Warm renditions of timeless classics which will bring a smile to your face when you play them in the presence of libtards, covidiots, cuckservatives, sheeple, and normies.

How much will these 22 minutes and 9 seconds of joy cost you? A whole 16 cuck bucks. That’s one cuck buck for every year that The Great One has been podcasting.

https://www.cynlibsoc.com/2020/12/six-feet-from-christmas/