You haven’t? What the hell! Do you want people to die?
Six Feet From Christmas is the hit Cynical Christmas Cheer album from The Great One, Himself.
Six Feet From Christmas will help you maintain your Christmas spirit in a Wuhan world of covidiots and muzzle morons.
Six Feet From Christmas will piss off the idiots that pollute your life when you play it and sing along.
Six Feet From Christmas is the only Christmas album to receive a five star review from C|SUITE Magazine.
Six Feet From Christmas is a pandering success, one of the most inclusive Christmas albums ever recorded. The album spares no group, except for the Jews.
If you’ve thought about offing yourself this holiday season, but couldn’t work-up the motivation, do not worry, because listening to Six Feet From Christmas will likely aid you in that stunning and brave endeavor.
It is difficult to think back to a period when the world had such a timely, depressing Christmas album so offensive, yet so inclusive at the same time (minus the Jews).
Six Feet From Christmas stands on its own, in our humble opinion.
A revolutionary album that will stand the test of what time we all have remaining on this gutter-ball in space.
1. Dystopian Wuhan Wonderland.
2. The Twelve Months of Lock Down
3. O Orange Man
4. Now Is The Time
5. Shut Up And Wear The Damn Muzzle
6. Silent Night
8. White Christmas
Six Feet From Christmas is the Christmas album that everyone who is important is raving about. Anyone not raving about Six Feet From Christmas is a beta male white knight cuckold race traitor and will be dealt with accordingly.
Do yourself a favour. Exchange 16 cuck bucks for the soothingly smooth sounds of Six Feet From Christmas. Unless you want people to die.