In this episode of first world white girl problems:
- Her boyfriend asked her to marry him but he isn’t going to spend more thatn $1,000 on the ring. She was so shocked she couldn’t speak. How dare he!
- She got a C in the one creative writing class she took. Should she write a book?
- She can’t figure out that it’s her job to clean her boyfriends apartment. Not his job. He’s making high six figures but she can’t figure out how to use a washing machine.
- She treats her co-workers like shit. Now that treating her co-workers like shit is interfering with her ability to get a promotion she can’t figure out what to do.
- She has a borefriend and wants the alpha Chad at work to inseminate her. Epic mating strategy!
- Her man likes to take the lead during sex but doesn’t want to have sex with her. She can’t figure it out.
- She is a 31 year old virgin waiting for God to send a man with all six sixes to her. What the hell is God waiting for? All the men who have come here way don’t meet her standards.
- She wants to contribute to society, exclamation mark! But she doesn’t want to have children. She wants a career. She can’t figure out why she isn’t happy.
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Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
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