What is The Great One going to tangent about today?
Recording problems. Cheesecake. Feeding my spider.
The fires are burning, ash is falling from the sky, and the sun is literally Hitler blotted out by the smoke.
Hiking at Horsetooth. Why is it called Horsetooth instead of Maunamoku? Because women love horsies.
But there is a story to tell, a colorful local legend about some daring Native Americans and a sleeping giant.
The sleeping giant presided over the “Valley of Contentment,” where wildlife roamed freely under his protection. Native Americans (some versions say Arapahos) wanted to hunt the animals, especially after a severe drought struck the area and the buffalo, deer and elk which had sustained them departed for greener grounds — all but those unattainable ones in the Valley of Contentment.
At night while the giant slept, his heart throbbed so strongly that it rose up above his body, a tempting target for a hungry tribe. Believing that the giant was weakest when the moon is full, one brave at last decided to attack him in order to save his people.
Creeping up on the sleeping figure, the brave staked a rabbit nearby to attract the nighthawk which guarded the giant. It worked; the hawk was diverted by the prey long enough for the brave to attack with a magic tomahawk that appeared when most needed.
Historians Wayne Sundberg and Kenneth Jessen name this brave Flying Eagle; another version says it was the chief, Maunomoku, and his warriors who entered the lion’s den, so to speak.
Slash! He attacked the beating heart on one side. And slash! On the other. His life force taken, the giant turned to stone, leaving large gashes on either side of his heart. The giant’s blood, coursing freely down the mountainside, colored the soil red. Now the tribe could hunt in the Valley of Contentment, saving them from starvation.
Women on the trail. Even muzzled you can hear their cackling from ¼ mile away.
I almost did a podcast from the trail because I needed the therapy. But it was windy and there were way too many people. Thus you were spared having to be my therapist.
I decided that I needed some thinking time instead of talking time. I also wanted to focus on nose breathing.
Let me tell you about nose breathing. I know what you’re saying. You’re saying “Great One. Nose breathing is when you breath through your nose. We don’t need that explained to us.” How about you let me go about the business of Stating The Obvious and you do your part by sending me some cuck bucks.
Shout out to Wess and Jim for the cuck bucks.
But on to breathing. The book is Breath by James Nestor. I haven’t read it yet, but I have listened to James on an AOM podcast.
Modern research is showing us that making even slight adjustments to the way we inhale and exhale can jump-start athletic performance, rejuvenate internal organs, halt snoring, allergies, asthma, and autoimmune disease, and even straighten scoliotic spines. None of this should be possible, and yet it is.
Drawing on thousands of years of medical texts and recent cutting-edge studies in pulmonology, psychology, biochemistry, and human physiology, Breath turns the conventional wisdom of what we thought we knew about our most basic biological function on its head. You will never breathe the same again.
Interestingly enough, but not surprising to those of us who understand how the State expands it’s power, these discoveries and rediscoveries about breathing are happening at the same time many people in many places (such as the People’s Republic of Fort Collins and all of the Soviet State of Colorado) are being forced to muzzle up and breath in their waste gasses.
It’s much like drinking your own piss. But I’ll have more on my insights into the minds of Wuhan Believers in a future episode.
Speaking of being forced to drink your own piss – Scott Adams.
I’ve been thinking more about his book Loserthink and its flaws. I think I might know what Scott’s problem is. He is a woman. At least he thinks like a woman. In so much as a woman thinks what with only having two compartments in her brain.
Scott looks forward to when we all have low paying jobs. Why? Because we will not need much money. Why? Because everything will be inexpensive. Why? Technology is going to drive costs down. Specifically Scott talks about medical care and housing becoming less expensive, and the education system transitioning to technology and online based methodology.
Let’s use his example of 3D printing a house as an example of how Scott thinks like a woman. 3D printing, like electric cars, isn’t magic. All you’re doing is hiding the costs. Before you 3D print a house you have to have a 3D printer. The material for the printer. The electricity. The blueprints. You also need incoming water. Outgoing sewage. Incoming electric and natural gas. You need a foundation. You need land. And you still need permission from the State to have access to all those things. And you’re still going to pay property taxes.
Like a woman sees one rich person driving a Tesla and thinks everyone is going to own an electric car so does Scott see a 3D printer and think everyone is going to have access to inexpensive housing.
Where are all the people who currently live in apartments going to put these 3D houses they print up?
Can I get the right size rock guards for my fucking shoes? Maybe. Maybe not.
Online job applications. Like the internet makes everything easier so has it made applying for jobs easier. And by easier I mean the people who designed these interfaces need to die. Slowly. Painfully. Over and over and over.
John Wayne movies:
The Alamo. Not accurate. Not as good as it should have been.
Hondo. Very good. Put this one on your list of movies to watch.
Money quote: “Women always figure every man comes along wants ‘em.”
Blue Steel & Hell Town double feature. The early days of cinema are interesting.
Fort Apache. Also very good. Put this one on your list to watch. Features a major hottie who I only found out later is in fact Shirley Temple. Also featuring Henry Fonda. There are some bits of dancing and music that might not be your fancy.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
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