Greetings and welcome to an episode of Stating The Obvious that isn’t about my favourite subject. Me.
You thought it was the CSU Women’s Volleyball team didn’t you? Wrong. So very wrong.
In this episode we delve into a piece I’ve been sitting on since Christmas 2019. This was in fact going to be my Christmas 2019 episode for the podcast. You see how that worked out.
We are gonna talk about Satanists.
And by satanists I don’t mean real satanists. I mean EDINA satanists.
Speaking as an atheist and former real satanist let me tell you that 90% of atheist and 99% of satanist are people I have no desire to spend my time around. They are losers.
Let the mocking of the losers begin.
And here is the Satanic equivalent of the Ten Commandments.
The Nine Satanic Statements
by Anton Szandor LaVey
The Nine Satanic Statements originally appeared in The Satanic Bible, © 1969
- Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
- Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
- Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
- Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
- Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
- Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
- Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
- Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
- Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
Source material for this episode:
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Stalk The Great One. Send The Great One hate messages and death threats. Tell The Great One how right he is and feed his ego. Send The Great One nude photos of you if you are a cute girl.
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