Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- That’s organic.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Nice waves.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- Green light.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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