Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- That’s organic.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- Nice waves.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- Green light.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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