Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- No walls being hit here.
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- That’s organic.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- Green light.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- Nice waves.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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