Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Nice waves.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- That’s organic.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- Green light.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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