Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
- No walls being hit here.
- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
- That’s organic.
- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
- I’d like to be her bicycle.
- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
- The front game is strong with this one.
- I wonder if she has any friends?
- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
- Play games on your time. Not company time.
- It’s OK to be a redhead.
- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
- Red head? Head of redness?
- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
- A red head’s place is in the home.
- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
- Yup. Redhead.
- Green light.
- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
- I’d go to London with her.
- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
- She could steal my sign any day.
- Here be a cute redhead for you.
- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
- Nice waves.
- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
- Red. Yummy red.
- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
- Now she could tell me a story.
- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
- Now there is a god pill I would take.
- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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