Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- That’s organic.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Green light.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- Nice waves.
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