Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
Red head? Head of redness?
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
I’d like to ride her bicycle.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
I wonder if she has any friends?
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
The front game is strong with this one.
I’d go to London with her.
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
A red head’s place is in the home.
She’s wondering did you learn anything.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
She could steal my sign any day.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
Now there is a god pill I would take.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
Here be a cute redhead for you.
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
Now she could tell me a story.
Red. Yummy red.
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
I’d like to be her bicycle.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
No walls being hit here.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.