My mother’s favourite word is “disgusting”. Ya know what my mother thinks is disgusting?
- White people.
In this episode:
Four news (haha, “news”) stories submitted by my mother.
1. Third world mud people kill crocodiles because a crocodile killed a mud person. Naturally my mother wants more third world mud people to come to the United States.
2. A 3 year old child is harming animals. The mother and grand parents (I use the term “parents” very loosely) don’t know what to do. Maybe they could ask the father how to handle it. But wait for it . . . the father . . . wait for it . . . wait . . . could not be reached for comment.
3. Houston Humane Society rescues 49 mini horses and 242 dogs who were living in their own shit. Yes, the owner was a woman.
4. Strong independent fish-bicycle women who can do anything I can do only better can not figure out how to breast feed their babies unless the United Nations passes a resolution. Happy ending on this one. Russia saves the day. Wait . . . isn’t Russia the enemy?
If you are raising a future school shooter buy school supplies for the little shit via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. But I will enjoy looking at it while I enjoy the decline.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
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